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KalynDomme -> RE: What do you find most irritating in the "Online BDSM Community" (2/25/2007 6:48:13 PM)
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God, sorry folks for the multiple posts. I'ma keep this lil window open till I'm caught up so I don't get out of control. Yes, I'm a smartass, so I'm commenting. That's what discussion boards are for.
Oh, and please keep in mind anything said in this post is almost guaranteed to be rife with sarcasm and overflowing with evil and is not meant in any way to harm or traumatize anything non-Troll. =)
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ORIGINAL: azzmaster
people that actually think i am fantasizing about them and their flat whitegirl ass when i am obviously just being sarcastic.
But... but.... NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
*runs away sad, bereft, disappointed and SOBBING!*
... oh, and *cackling* I totally agree. I get emails from Doms who think that because they saw ME online that I am fantasizing about THEM. WTF??
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ORIGINAL: azzmaster
oh and i can't 4get dommes who think i really want to dom them when all i m doin is trying to irritate their arrogant ass. i think its a white thing
Sad part is, azz, it's not just us white folk... It's universal! Sarcasm is only truly appreciated in the UK. That's why I'm devoted to a Brit LOL
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ORIGINAL: bandit25
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OK, what I really hate (besides those who don't check their spelling)
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That's not enough? I make the subs who are auditioning send me a spell checked essay as their first "try it out" task. No spell checking, I politely tell them to move along. This, of course, does not apply to us in the forums as there's no .... oh my god there's a spell check button up there! *smirk*
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ORIGINAL: bandit25
OMG! assmaster figured it out! It's a white thing. Now we'll have to change it to something else.
OK, just make sure I get the memo! Anyone know what we can do to the mexicans?
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ORIGINAL: azzmaster
and i can't 4get subs that don't get enuff sexual attention from their dom and take out their frustrations on me. and ladies, its not good hittin on me cause i m not a sub stealer. just get some new lingerie or a new flogger for him, its up to u to keep him interested, don't take out ur troubles on a fun guy like azzmaster! :)
Well then damn it azz, who the hell else are we supposed to take it out on? The fun ones let us... the ones that are causing the problems won't let us take it out on them. Damn it Batman, what do we do now?!
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ORIGINAL: SilverShadows
It hardly rates as a top peeve but people who say they will relocate and then you find out the have a poly family already, or are collared and there is absolutely no chance they will relocate. In most cases I suspect they have forgotten they have checked it but it still takes up my time. Petty I know but still irritating.
OMG no kidding! My roommate (we shall call him roomieDom) and I are looking to add more kinky poly people to our house.... and the amazing amount of people who advertise they'll relocate or that they're available... AREN'T!! I even had a sub the other day who JUST got his new collar message me about seeing if I was interested in him. WTF?? That's so not fair. Especially when they're cute. *sigh*
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ORIGINAL: SimplySubmissive
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ORIGINAL: azzmaster
oh and i can't 4get dommes who think i really want to dom them when all i m doin is trying to irritate their arrogant ass. i think its a white thing
and if someone said " I think it's a black thing" about anything you do, you accuse them of being in the KKK. I find it interesting that it's ok for you to make racial statements, and not ok for anyone else.
Oooh come on now.... it's always a black thing... that's a given. it's just when it's a white thing that it needs pointing out... *giggles and hides*
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ORIGINAL: IWantToPunish
My biggest pet peeve on this site is all of the subs out there who after sending me two whole messages want to talk to me on the phone or meet in person, and then when I tell them no, they insist that I am a complete fake.
OK, now I don't agree with the fake accusations, but what's wrong with wanting to talk on the phone? Voice is a serious thing for me. If you have a squeaky little girl voice, I probably couldn't even be friends because it would irritate the snot out of me. if I start to like someone, I want to know what they sound like. Just like I ask right off about bathing habits and cologne brand. Stinky squeaky people are just no no's to this kitty... no matter what else comes with it. Bitchy, I know, but at least I know what I can and can't tolerate.
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ORIGINAL: Aileen68
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People who seem to think that because they are part of this "BDSM community" that those they run across will be more honorable and live to higher standards than those in a "vanilla community".
*BUSTS a gut laughing* oh, what? There's no difference in how the people in either "community" relate to each other. There are golden and rotten apples in each one. People are people no matter what their kink, or lack of kink, is. I wholeheartedly agree with you Aileen. Silly rabbits.
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ORIGINAL: hot1
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What I cannot stand is the people that use bdsm as a reason to get laid
beth
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*claps, cheers, whistles, throws a parade, etc etc* I agree with you so much I'm about to name a holiday after you.
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ORIGINAL: BeachMystress
Well, since I've run into most of the stuff mentioned in the real time community as well as the online community ("real vs fake," "one true way," "conformity as a way of being individual," "making assumptions," "arrogance," "been there done that," "one uppers," "narrow minded idiots," and on and on) I don't count them as things that bother me about Online, but about the people in general.
The online stuff that drives me bonkers:
- people who think that shortcutting words like you or are is ok. For heavens sake, you save two whole letters! Are they that lazy?? And don't give me the texting argument. This predates texting!
- people who write in mixed capitals (LiKe tHiS)
- people who have never met a spell checker
- people who have no clue how to use punctuation
- people who use lime, yellow or cyan for their text
Please see my answer to Beth's comment above, you hot smart thang you!
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ORIGINAL: Griswold
My pet peve is when a woman doesn't understand that at one time I was the King of the entire freaking universe.
Now I realize, there are a lot of young bucks who would now claim that title, but there was a time...I have all the copies of the "Metro Times" (above the fold) on my shelf...and every one of them shows me...holding my own....and I was the fucking King of the Universe.
And let me just say....I could do it again....you just watch....
*edits self regarding playing hail to the king on an interesting instrument involving skin and flute*
King? I love kings. They have crowns. Crowns? I love crowns. They have jewels. Jewels? I love jewels. We had some in our family. Family Jewels? I love family jewels. Great for kicking.
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ORIGINAL: Mikal
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ORIGINAL: KalynDomme
.... and too many Doms, especially the fat ones, that want Slave Barbie.
HAHAHAHA heeheeha... *snickers* I love that. Thanks. Now that I've cleaned coffee & cookie bits off of my screen (I'm sure the LCD loves coffee & cookies...[:D]).... Nothing wrong with Slave Barbie. I just wished (when I was an UM) that her arms bent more. But she can be contorted into amusing & unusual shapes. [;)]
well now, in addition to your delightful picture and excellent taste in snackies, I have fond memories of the naughty things I used to do to my Barbies. It was usually more out of I HATE YOU!! impulse than actual pre-BDSM tendencies leaking out though. Hm. *offers to lick any coffee & cookie off of interesting places*
And now, you wonderful folks, I will probably never manage to find this thread again (ADHD is a bitch) so I'm going to scamper off to bed now. If I piss anyone off, I'm sorry. If I'm too lewd, I'm sorry, but damn it I can only be who I am!!
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