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T-shirt slogans you would like to see! - 2/25/2007 1:50:49 PM   
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RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! - 2/25/2007 1:52:55 PM   
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RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! - 2/25/2007 1:54:15 PM   
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RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! - 2/25/2007 2:01:40 PM   
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Status: offline 		Sometimes I'll think about something and find it so amusing that I can't help but smile a bit. My closest friends know better than to ask, because I'm almost always doing something cruel and/or unusual to someone upstairs. But for those who'd like to express their inner workings... I give you the "I'm Smiling Because" line... coming to a store near you in the Fall of '08.

"I'm Smiling Because I'm Imagining You Being Hit By A Train"
"I'm Smiling Because I Know You're Completely Mad"
"I'm Smiling Because You've Got A Date - And Green Stuff Between Your Teeth"
"I'm Smiling Because I Make Twice What You Do, While Only Doing Half The Work"
"I'm Smiling Because I Don't Have Twelve Kids To Go Home To"

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RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! - 2/25/2007 2:04:49 PM   
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RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! - 2/25/2007 2:11:43 PM   
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RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! - 2/25/2007 2:12:04 PM   
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RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! - 2/25/2007 2:30:15 PM   
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Ones that have say;
"No one Listens to me until I fart."
"I have the Body of a God, To bad it's Buddha."
"Stupidity is not a crime, you are free to go."
"My wife says I never listen to her, or something like that!"


< Message edited by LDRandAstarte -- 2/25/2007 2:34:39 PM >

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RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! - 2/25/2007 2:37:10 PM   
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RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! - 2/25/2007 3:27:06 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval

"Yes they are real!  No you cannot feel them!"


i'll take one in black with hot pink lettering!

i would also like to see FT's signature (I'm the Troll your moma warned you about) as a t-shirt slogan


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RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! - 2/25/2007 3:34:10 PM   
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quote:

"I have the Body of a God, To bad it's Buddha."




I need that one.

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RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! - 2/25/2007 3:36:32 PM   
DiurnalVampire


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There are two swirly patterns, one over each boob and the stomach says "If your getting sleepy, we know where your mind has been."



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RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! - 2/25/2007 3:38:12 PM   
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RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! - 2/25/2007 3:41:00 PM   
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RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! - 2/25/2007 3:49:22 PM   
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RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! - 2/25/2007 4:13:34 PM   
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RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! - 2/25/2007 5:27:42 PM   
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RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! - 2/25/2007 6:09:55 PM   
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Status: offline 		i'd like to see, i believe it's Sir Kenin's sig,   Hi. I don't care. Thanks.

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RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! - 2/25/2007 6:41:35 PM   
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One of my co-workers got a t-shirt that said "Tell your breasts to stop looking at me."

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RE: T-shirt slogans you would like to see! - 2/26/2007 1:37:09 AM   
Vendaval


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Status: offline 		(giggles)  I think some of these should go on Cafe Press or
T-Shirt Hell.  Some of my favorites are, "You are just jealous
becasue the voices talk to ME!" and "You! Out of the gene pool!"
 
The one T-shirt I really want to get but cannot find was seen
on a Leather Daddy, "I am your next masturbatory fantasy!"
 


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So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
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