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RWAble -> Bumper Stickers? (2/26/2007 10:39:11 AM)

While I was out doing some errands today, I saw a great bumper-sticker.
If that(picture of a cell phone)was up your ass; could you drive more attentively.
Anybody else seen some good ones?



FukinTroll -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (2/26/2007 10:55:54 AM)

Jesus saves... and Wal-Mart too!



pleasedome -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (2/26/2007 11:00:13 AM)

I found Jesus.....he was hiding behind the couch the whole time!

Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, because you are crunchy and good with ketchup!

My Karma ate my Dogma!

they are some old ones, but hey, I like them



stockingluvr54 -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (2/26/2007 1:02:58 PM)

Horn Broke...watch for finger



domahpet -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (2/26/2007 1:04:25 PM)

oooh oooh! i got a good one:

if youre gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair!!!



LDRandAstarte -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (2/26/2007 1:11:56 PM)

One on My Chevelle says "I go Google for GoGoputz"

Another on My car says "Chains Required, whips Optional" (We live at the base of the Sierra Nevada mountians, so this may make more sense to some, then to others who never incounter snow)



RWAble -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (2/26/2007 1:18:38 PM)

I like that one domahpet...lol.
quote:

ORIGINAL: domahpet

oooh oooh! i got a good one:

if youre gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair!!!



windchymes -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (2/26/2007 1:20:05 PM)

My  all time favorite was :  Stop Tailgating Me Or I'll Flick A Booger On Your Windshield!

I also like:  My Kid Can Beat Up Your Honor Student



Gauge -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (2/26/2007 1:27:10 PM)

- Keep Honking... I'm Reloading.

- If I wanted to listen to the shit on your radio I would be sitting in your car.



FiretheAngel -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (2/26/2007 1:33:51 PM)

 I think Mark Twain said it best: "I choose Heaven for the climate, but Hell for the company."



FiretheAngel -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (2/26/2007 1:49:40 PM)

*grumble*
one more. 
 
Oddly they all come back.
 
I'm sort of partial to...
 
LOVE THY NEIGHBOR
BUT DON'T GET CAUGHT




LDRandAstarte -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (2/26/2007 1:50:31 PM)

Another one I am having printed and sent to me from one of those online printers, is one I heard from George Carlin;
"We are the proud parents of a high school student whose self-esteem is sufficiently high, that we do not need to tout his minor scholastic achievements on a bumper sticker."



goodlittlegirl28 -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (2/26/2007 2:40:37 PM)

pogue mo thoin    i saw it once on a bumper and i've been looking for it ever since



Vendaval -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (2/26/2007 3:22:16 PM)

"Got dick?"



FukinTroll -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (2/26/2007 4:38:01 PM)

I sue!



Vendaval -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (2/26/2007 4:53:12 PM)

"I am smart as a horse and hung like Einstein!'



FukinTroll -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (2/26/2007 4:55:39 PM)

I am hung like a Stud Horsefly



cuddleheart50 -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (2/26/2007 5:03:16 PM)

If you are going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair!



Mikal -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (2/26/2007 5:08:07 PM)

*snickers* I believe you Troll [:D].

How 'bout...

Go Green - Boil a Tree-Hugger

Don't Drink and Park. Accidents Cause People

The best part of you ran down your Daddy's leg



Vendaval -> RE: Bumper Stickers? (2/26/2007 5:12:16 PM)

"I am the bitch your daddy warned you about!"



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