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Sinergy -> RE: Drive by pot shots (2/28/2007 9:03:01 PM)

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ORIGINAL: dawntreader

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ORIGINAL: Sinergy


Obviously, none of you have downloaded the MsNuke for Internet Explorer plug in.

Sinergy


Nope, i am still trying to get spell check to work on windows vista! i will have to worry about nuking offenders later!


I was asked this evening if I had taken my laptop in for the Windoze Vista upgrade.

Said that 22 years as a system adminstrator had taught me to never install initial versions of software.

Good luck!

Sinergy 




dawntreader -> RE: Drive by pot shots (2/28/2007 9:04:00 PM)

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ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

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ORIGINAL: dawntreader

Yes, you do!


Careful there dawn, I am more than "slightly dangerous".

Slurp!


Sweeet!




FukinTroll -> RE: Drive by pot shots (2/28/2007 9:08:27 PM)

You are making this way too easy... send money.. i'll be right over!

Slurp!




MadameDahlia -> RE: Drive by pot shots (2/28/2007 10:27:38 PM)

I've never had a drive-by pot shot... or even a western style shoot out at high noon.

I have had rather peculiar emails from people completely unsuitable, but it's never been an issue yet. I assume it's because the emails are from people who have fired haphazardly into a very, very large body of water... using their profiles or form letters as their ammo.

It makes me wonder where the confrontational ones come from and how they single out various folks on the other side.




FukinTroll -> RE: Drive by pot shots (2/28/2007 10:37:02 PM)

Well shucks dalia, you were on my list to perv too. I think you, in some sick and twisted way, like it!

Slurp!




MadameDahlia -> RE: Drive by pot shots (2/28/2007 10:45:12 PM)

*Laughs* Moi? And perversion... Surely you jest!

*Lowers voice* Alley behind O'Grady's Bar... You bring the supplies. I'll bring the wench. See if you can't talk someone into working the camera.




FukinTroll -> RE: Drive by pot shots (2/28/2007 10:49:04 PM)

Mrs.Troll is all over that camera babe!


Um... I think I am band from O'Grady's Bar.




MadameDahlia -> RE: Drive by pot shots (2/28/2007 10:51:26 PM)

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ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

Mrs.Troll is all over that camera babe!


Um... I think I am band from O'Grady's Bar.



Would that be in a band? [;)]




Mysti -> RE: Drive by pot shots (2/28/2007 11:00:13 PM)

back when I was with my previous Dom I had emails all the time from fools demanding to know why I was still here if I had found someone. I finally just started replying "To brighten your day with my glowing and effervescent presence and to gloat that I'm getting some and your not!"

Now I dont get much email cause I can be a little rude during the healing of the heart stage. I guess I got runover by my karma [:(]




UtopianRanger -> RE: Drive by pot shots (3/1/2007 3:10:54 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

I've had the dubious honor.. as we all have.. of someone who you never spoken to or had any contact with on here.. send you an email with an insult, as if they themselves don't live in a glass house.
 
What's the purpose?



It was prolly payback from the Goreans [8|]



- R




LotusSong -> RE: Drive by pot shots (3/1/2007 3:24:48 AM)

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ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

Um... I think I am band from O'Grady's Bar.


...I told you the wet speedo contest was a bad idea...




LotusSong -> RE: Drive by pot shots (3/1/2007 3:35:14 AM)

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ORIGINAL: UtopianRanger

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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

I've had the dubious honor.. as we all have.. of someone who you never spoken to or had any contact with on here.. send you an email with an insult, as if they themselves don't live in a glass house.
 
What's the purpose?



It was prolly payback from the Goreans [8|]



- R

   ROFL!  .. It had been seen talking in the 3rd person...
 
I do feel better knowing that is was an random act of idiocy on her part.  If this was the first I had gotten since I joined.. I must not be TOO bad,  I have my "moments" at times.   
I have a wonderful knack of telling someone to go to hell so that they look forward to the trip :)
 




krys -> RE: Drive by pot shots (3/1/2007 3:47:49 AM)

I am not sure what the purpose for the sender is, but as the receipient of quite a few of these types of blitz attacks by total strangers over the years, the purpose seems to make me giggle when I venture into my inbox. 

My all time favorite was a guy calling me chubby (from his plus sized glass house) and telling me I was a "roleplayer" for being Gorean, but call him Daddy.   Now come on, how can you NOT like a little bit of irony like that in the morning?

Edited because while I may love irony, apparently punctuation escapes me in the morning.




UtopianRanger -> RE: Drive by pot shots (3/1/2007 3:50:18 AM)

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I have a wonderful knack of telling someone to go to hell so that they look forward to the trip :)


Well hell.....that's what I've always admired about you......but do yourself a favor and lose that avatar ; because when you tell someone to go hell, it comes across much better when they can see that picture of you with your ''serious look'' and the glasses are hanging down  ; }



- R




spankmepink11 -> RE: Drive by pot shots (3/1/2007 3:53:15 AM)

I've only received a couple of  "drive by pot shots" in emails here.  Most recently i was sent one telling me that if i'm not looking, i should get off the site.  I spent all of about 3 seconds wondering what compelled that person to  write....then laughed as i deleted.  
 On a slightly different  note...."drive by potshots" are  quite prevelant here on the boards..people who have nothing of use to add to a thread, but otherwise feel compelled to make a nasty or derogatory comment.  Is there a difference?   Is it more acceptable on this side because it is a message board?   Or is it equally annoying.




LotusSong -> RE: Drive by pot shots (3/1/2007 4:12:14 AM)

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ORIGINAL: UtopianRanger

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I have a wonderful knack of telling someone to go to hell so that they look forward to the trip :)


Well hell.....that's what I've always admired about you......but do yourself a favor and lose that avatar ; because when you tell someone to go hell, it comes across much better when they can see that picture of you with your ''serious look'' and the glasses are hanging down  ; }

- R

I've got some updated pictures waiting approval. I'll mail them to you.  The suspense must be unbearable :)




LotusSong -> RE: Drive by pot shots (3/1/2007 4:13:27 AM)

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ORIGINAL: spankmepink11

I've only received a couple of  "drive by pot shots" in emails here.  Most recently i was sent one telling me that if i'm not looking, i should get off the site.  I spent all of about 3 seconds wondering what compelled that person to  write....then laughed as i deleted.  
On a slightly different  note...."drive by potshots" are  quite prevelant here on the boards..people who have nothing of use to add to a thread, but otherwise feel compelled to make a nasty or derogatory comment.  Is there a difference?   Is it more acceptable on this side because it is a message board?   Or is it equally annoying.


Yes, public commiseration :)




seeksfemslave -> RE: Drive by pot shots (3/1/2007 5:15:57 AM)

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ORIGINAL: juliaoceania
she just says that she reads her mail.


If that means CM private mail... well I sent you a conciliatory note concerning my "academic"  jibes. Contained a very reasonable quid pro quo.

I hope you read it lol




CreativeDominant -> RE: Drive by pot shots (3/1/2007 7:20:39 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Kalyndrah

You know, this reminds me, responding to the OP here... I got a response from a female slave, who's older than me, with one single line:  "You look like hell for 29."

WTF??


~chuckles~  reminds me of the response I got from a female submissive once who, after seeing the picture that I sent her, sent this back  "I know you said that your hair had thinned out on top but your hair IS thin on top".
Huh???????????????????????????

Thus was added a greater depth to the vertical crease in my forehead. 




domiguy -> RE: Drive by pot shots (3/1/2007 7:31:25 AM)

I send these types of messages out all of  the time!...I do it because I'm just a little immature...Calling a woman a cunt, slut, or whore at my attained age is the equivalent of sluggin'em in the arm when I was nine.




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