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If the Crusades happened today

Fucking Troll and his band of Inquisitioners

54% (13)

Christians

0% (0)

Muslims

20% (5)

Arabs

0% (0)

a US-led coalition

25% (6)

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(last vote on : 8/16/2007 12:35:13 AM)
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RE: If the Crusades happened today - 3/1/2007 7:55:15 PM

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no, i refuse to kneel before you ...i shall never submit to your dark dragon dominance!

I know YOU won't, you're just a pain that way lol. *Swats the back of her knees and exclaims "HA! made you kneel!" before she has a chance to get back up*

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RE: If the Crusades happened today - 3/1/2007 7:56:19 PM

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Noe this is quite interesting, think I'll just sit back and take notes.

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RE: If the Crusades happened today - 3/1/2007 8:01:02 PM

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ouch ...damn that tail really hurts!! sneaky move, dragon!!

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RE: If the Crusades happened today - 3/1/2007 8:01:51 PM

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You never told me if I was right about what skyclad means?

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RE: If the Crusades happened today - 3/1/2007 8:03:53 PM

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Sorry about that Hydro, it means being nude while participating in a ceremony.

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RE: If the Crusades happened today - 3/1/2007 8:05:13 PM

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Trollism is winning!

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RE: If the Crusades happened today - 3/1/2007 8:09:08 PM

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it appears that you are, FT

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RE: If the Crusades happened today - 3/1/2007 8:10:56 PM

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Sorry about that Hydro, it means being nude while participating in a ceremony.

Yup, that's what I wrote back in the pagan thread...In that case I'm skyclad right now

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RE: If the Crusades happened today - 3/1/2007 8:12:34 PM

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Uhm....maybe better put that codpiece back on ok lol

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RE: If the Crusades happened today - 3/1/2007 8:17:02 PM

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Fie mine cod piece is bigger than thine!

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RE: If the Crusades happened today - 3/1/2007 9:44:04 PM

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*sharpens axe* Bring me thine unworthy enemy heads so that I might slit them asunder in my mercy

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RE: If the Crusades happened today - 3/1/2007 10:43:06 PM

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Tis be folly Sir Dragon, for they know not what they do. Lay down thine axe and partake of yon unearthly delights instead.

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RE: If the Crusades happened today - 3/2/2007 5:25:43 AM

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it got me wondering if the Crusades happened today, who would control the Holy Land (according to the maps of what was considered the Holy Land back from 1095 to 1291)?

About the Holy Land
Troll and his band
Wouldn’t give a damn
Blow them up with a bam!

His battle he would stage
In a show of tremendous rage
On the steps of Valhalla you see
At his side
Would be many a warrior bride
Naturally including me.

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RE: If the Crusades happened today - 3/2/2007 8:53:28 AM

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*claps*

thanks for that funny lyrical poem!

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RE: If the Crusades happened today - 3/2/2007 9:06:20 AM

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If we were Pagan/Heathen countries, then we wouldnt regard the so called Holy Land as such anyway, so who'd give a damn about custody of a strip of land in the eastern Med?

We wouldnt have persecuted and then exterminated the Jews in Europe has we been Pagan/Christian, so there would be no Israel, and so no conflict out there to lead to the situation we're in now, perceived as the enemy of Islam.

On the other hand, had we not been Christianised, with all the centring of power that brought with it and hence ability to take common cause, we might well have found ourselves invaded by Islam and we'd all be at the Mosque about now. Although that happened in India too, and Hinduism survived.

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RE: If the Crusades happened today - 3/2/2007 9:12:49 AM

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The area of the Holy Land has been redefined to the area beginning approximately eight inches below my navel...and ends somewhere right below my knees.

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