WhY is EvErYonNe so JeALouS of ThoR? (Full Version)

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azzmaster -> WhY is EvErYonNe so JeALouS of ThoR? (3/2/2007 11:30:41 PM)

i know that Thor is a God among dicks, but i don't know why everyone has to make such a big deal just because i named him after a white mans god and talk about all the fun he has. we all have our gifts and liabilities. Thor is my special gift. what is ur special gift?



DiurnalVampire -> RE: WhY is EvErYonNe so JeALouS of ThoR? (3/2/2007 11:35:48 PM)

Its not becasue you named it after a white mans god. We would have had issues with you named it Kthulu or Elmo.  Its the concept of naming your body parts for anything but a cutesy couple joke.



SmokingGun82 -> RE: WhY is EvErYonNe so JeALouS of ThoR? (3/2/2007 11:38:04 PM)

I don't think anyone is jealous of Thor.

I mean, he has to spend all day with you. Sounds like quite the fall to me.



MzMia -> RE: WhY is EvErYonNe so JeALouS of ThoR? (3/2/2007 11:38:21 PM)

You are funny, I wonder what beverage or other substance you are partaking of
when you post. . [sm=mrpuffy.gif]
I wonder why many here take you so seriously, they really do need to lighten up.
Also don't be a bogart.
My special gift is the gift of being Me .
 



azzmaster -> RE: WhY is EvErYonNe so JeALouS of ThoR? (3/2/2007 11:45:38 PM)

i wonder if everyone realizes that i don't only name my favorite body parts but my favorite guns as well. my 9 mm is named Rutger Howard. my Uzi is named Yusef



Zensee -> RE: WhY is EvErYonNe so JeALouS of ThoR? (3/2/2007 11:47:02 PM)

I'm not inclined to be jealous of anybody's thor cock but I confess I'd love to be within biting distance of that scrumptious, g-stringed ass. Does she do house calls, azzmaster?


Z.



HCWT1 -> RE: WhY is EvErYonNe so JeALouS of ThoR? (3/2/2007 11:52:07 PM)

Your poor  Thor is controlled and forced to spend most of his time in the shit,now is that anyway to treat your best freind.



azzmaster -> RE: WhY is EvErYonNe so JeALouS of ThoR? (3/3/2007 12:33:26 AM)

i understand its difficult to admit publicly how much Thor is envied. I would have named him Rod Sirloin had he not asked to be called Thor



DiurnalVampire -> RE: WhY is EvErYonNe so JeALouS of ThoR? (3/3/2007 12:35:44 AM)

I get this hysterical mental picture of you sitting up in bed, your head propped up on pilows and chatting with your cock. And using your hand to make it bob its head up and down for yes, or wag left to right for no....
*blinks*

DV



Taik -> RE: WhY is EvErYonNe so JeALouS of ThoR? (3/3/2007 12:41:21 AM)

Do you *burp* Thor when he spits up?

I figure your talking to your cock is like people talking to their babies...



azzmaster -> RE: WhY is EvErYonNe so JeALouS of ThoR? (3/3/2007 12:58:41 AM)

Thor only speaks the language of love, something which only the few and chosen can hear



angeldevil -> RE: WhY is EvErYonNe so JeALouS of ThoR? (3/3/2007 4:54:55 AM)

The Thunder God came over the hill
Riding his favourite filly
" I'm Thor" he cried
The filly replied...."You forgot your thaddle thilly"

Sorry...couldn't resist it



DianeB269 -> RE: WhY is EvErYonNe so JeALouS of ThoR? (3/3/2007 5:09:41 AM)

Hey azz

Would you like to see a pic of my Thor?



MistressDiane -> RE: WhY is EvErYonNe so JeALouS of ThoR? (3/3/2007 5:16:38 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: angeldevil

The Thunder God came over the hill
Riding his favourite filly
" I'm Thor" he cried
The filly replied...."You forgot your thaddle thilly"

Sorry...couldn't resist it


LoL....That's cute!



cuddleheart50 -> RE: WhY is EvErYonNe so JeALouS of ThoR? (3/3/2007 5:58:18 AM)

Who is Thor?



SohCahToa -> RE: WhY is EvErYonNe so JeALouS of ThoR? (3/3/2007 6:54:09 AM)

That bloke with the hammer always doing DIY.



azzmaster -> RE: WhY is EvErYonNe so JeALouS of ThoR? (3/3/2007 7:59:16 AM)

thor is the most commonly used name of my love log, cuddleheart 50. i liked that rhyme. i c the peeps who r jealous of thor r not postin, but u no who u r



soultoshare -> RE: WhY is EvErYonNe so JeALouS of ThoR? (3/3/2007 10:27:04 AM)

"I would have named him Rod Sirloin had he not asked to be called Thor."
 
ASKED?  Sorry, I'm right up there with DV......same funny mental pic of your carrying on a conversation w/your body parts......not sure if it's weird or pathetic.  I'm off to read the news...gotta get rid of that mental pic!   <shudder!>


 
 



stef -> RE: WhY is EvErYonNe so JeALouS of ThoR? (3/3/2007 10:31:46 AM)

Why is that so hard to believe?  "Thor" is clearly the brains of that outfit.

~stef



azzmaster -> RE: WhY is EvErYonNe so JeALouS of ThoR? (3/3/2007 11:08:55 AM)

Thor is not in control but he is so frisky i have to put him on a leash sometimes when i go 2 a dungeon



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