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Funky Fortune Cookies - 3/4/2007 3:16:36 PM   
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Status: offline 		How often have you sat in a Chinese restaurant starring at the fortune cookie wondering if today will be the day you pull this one.
 
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Fortune: Help, I am trapped in a fortune cookie factory and can't get out.
 
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Your lucky numbers are: Seriously, help I am trapped.

 
 
So I thought we could poke sum fun at fortune cookies here and you could post cryptic cookies you have received or just make some funny stuff up you would like to see.

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RE: Funky Fortune Cookies - 3/4/2007 3:18:45 PM   
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RE: Funky Fortune Cookies - 3/4/2007 3:24:23 PM   
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Status: offline 		This is an actual fortune I received and still have....."You love Chinese Food"  It's amazing, how ever did they know?

Ok how about, "A bird in the hand is worth 3 in the soup" or
                       "You missing cat is closer to you than you know"

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RE: Funky Fortune Cookies - 3/4/2007 3:29:00 PM   
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RE: Funky Fortune Cookies - 3/4/2007 3:39:07 PM   
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Man who fish in other mans well often catch crab.


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RE: Funky Fortune Cookies - 3/4/2007 3:39:51 PM   
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But, "You'll be hit by a bus tomorrow" would be incredibly funny.

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RE: Funky Fortune Cookies - 3/4/2007 4:10:14 PM   
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RE: Funky Fortune Cookies - 3/4/2007 4:18:00 PM   
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RE: Funky Fortune Cookies - 3/4/2007 4:56:04 PM   
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That will be $14.75


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RE: Funky Fortune Cookies - 3/4/2007 5:40:10 PM   
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RE: Funky Fortune Cookies - 3/4/2007 5:43:09 PM   
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RE: Funky Fortune Cookies - 3/5/2007 10:31:12 AM   
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You will be hungry again shortly.


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RE: Funky Fortune Cookies - 3/5/2007 3:22:32 PM   
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RE: Funky Fortune Cookies - 3/5/2007 6:06:02 PM   
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