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Andy Rooney and Women Over 40 - 3/7/2007 6:44:42 AM

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In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about
women over 40:

60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few
reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
"What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over
40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with
you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course,
if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can
get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they
age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get
past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger
counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you
right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have
to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a
multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic
in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you
can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of
women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth
buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!

Femmes & Fellas, forward to five fine, fun, fabulous, fancy-free female
friends over 40; or even those who haven't yet reached 40 , because someday
they will!

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RE: Andy Rooney and Women Over 40 - 3/7/2007 9:17:01 AM

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wow, my sentiments exactly... from my wife who was 9 years older than me when i was 14, to my last girlfriend who was 30 years loder than me when i was 30; i have always appreciated the joys of older women

-they tend to know what they want and are not afraid to go after it

-most have gotten to the point of posting a drama-free zone in their lives

-they tend to be more confident in their bodies, no matter the condition they are in

-seldom will you find a femme who is a 40 year old virgin, most are experienced
and willing tell you what to put where, how hard, and how long

-an older woman is more often willing to be sexually experimental

-older women truly appreciate the attention of a younger man, and when you make
their eyes shine; it is an event to behold

-older women have generally figured out that deep throat is not for everyone, and it
can hurt the guy if she has to force him into awkward angles

-older women tend to be more free with their affection, caring little how it looks

-older women generally know how to dress, and know a little imagination goes a
long way

-older women walk with more confidence, radiating an incredible sensuality without
appearing slutty

-older women better understand that discretion is the better part of valor

-it's easier to submit to a woman who is likely been there and done that, how is
someone who has not lived going to tell me how to run my life?

-older women tend to be more emotionally stable

i could go on forever, but i haven't had my morning coffee

by the way, i am amazed that i am now currently in a relationship with Ma'am, who is actually the first woman in my life who is my generation at only 4 years older than me... but i am not amazed that i am truly happy for the first time in a long, long while... she is truly that incredible

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RE: Andy Rooney and Women Over 40 - 3/8/2007 7:49:11 AM

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Thanks..i so needed to hear this today