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Descriptive words for Genitalia - 3/8/2007 1:02:37 PM   
MsStick


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Status: offline 		Well... what's your favourite?  And why?  What do you hate?

Please clarify whether your word is describing the male or the female bits 

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RE: Descriptive words for Genitalia - 3/8/2007 5:10:49 PM   
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RE: Descriptive words for Genitalia - 3/8/2007 5:55:20 PM   
fergus


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RE: Descriptive words for Genitalia - 3/8/2007 6:02:05 PM   
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Status: offline 		Twat waffle for sure, it was from back in the days on the boards here... we used to have a lot of fun.

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RE: Descriptive words for Genitalia - 3/8/2007 7:54:42 PM   
leakylee


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Status: offline 		"little man in the boat", i dont remember where it came from. that is just what we called the "button", back in like middle school or something. i just always thought it was cute.

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RE: Descriptive words for Genitalia - 3/8/2007 7:57:30 PM   
DiurnalVampire


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Status: offline 		My ex used to call it a tweeter... im sorry but i cant keep a straight face when someone is trying to talk dirty and calling something by a baby name. bah

With angel, I call his bits and pieces Mommy's toys, since only mommy is allowed to pay with them without asking permission.

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RE: Descriptive words for Genitalia - 3/9/2007 5:13:59 AM   
MsStick


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Status: offline 		Loving those names!

Completely agree about keeping a straight face - Mr. Wriggly was one I heard for boys bits, humphrey was another... hardly sexy!

What about when you read erotica, or even porn... what turns you on more, and what is the the equivalent to an icy bucket of water?!

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RE: Descriptive words for Genitalia - 3/9/2007 6:07:58 AM   
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Status: offline 		 i love the word "cunt"...my mother gave me lady chatterley's lover when i was 15 and the various derivations of cunt that are used as descriptors in the book helped me develop an attachment to it.  I think of cunt  as both the female genitalia and a state of arousal - both are beautiful and it just feels good to say "cunt".

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RE: Descriptive words for Genitalia - 3/9/2007 6:24:04 AM   
littleonyx


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I, along with the hubby, call it mine a hooha.  Just think: 

"HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA!"

*laughs at herself*  I have issues.

Wait a minute...does anybody actually name theirs?

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RE: Descriptive words for Genitalia - 3/9/2007 7:07:37 AM   
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RE: Descriptive words for Genitalia - 3/9/2007 7:10:22 AM   
swtrayn


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Status: offline 		Well, for a mans.."Mr Winky"

and for a woman.. cooter.. or coochie..

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RE: Descriptive words for Genitalia - 3/9/2007 7:24:40 AM   
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Status: offline 		I like vulgar names - cunt, twat, pussy all good esp in scene

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RE: Descriptive words for Genitalia - 3/9/2007 9:25:44 AM   
fairerthanshe


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Status: offline 		Hey little sister of the chocolate persuasion,

that's what my boss says when we are shooting nudes..."i dont want pictures of your hooha..." lol

puts the models right at ease!  {with me thinking - but we want close ups of your ass!}  lol!!!

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RE: Descriptive words for Genitalia - 3/9/2007 9:37:12 AM   
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Status: offline 		i suppose i'm still the old fashioned prude and call mine "vagina" because that kind of talk wasn't allowed while growing up Catholic and Baptist. yet having Daddy call me "cunt" and/or "pussy" does make me shiver with excitement.

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RE: Descriptive words for Genitalia - 3/9/2007 10:25:31 AM   
StellaByStarlite


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Status: offline 		I have my redneck favorites: cooter and pecker. =)

Also.. a good all purpose term for both sexes is "stuff"

As in " Yah, my owner was ALL up in my stuff
last night. =)

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RE: Descriptive words for Genitalia - 3/9/2007 12:55:28 PM   
fergus


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Status: offline 		Robin Williams had described the male genitalia by the colorful terms:

Joy wand
Heat seeking moisture missle
Mr. Happy
Throbbing python of love

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RE: Descriptive words for Genitalia - 5/1/2007 11:38:59 PM   
t3nth0usandv0lts


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Status: offline 		For chicks, I like cooch. It's cute and familiar without being sleazy. For me, I like puss, or pussy... cunt is reserved for very certain times when I'm in a very different mindframe. Vagina, for some reason, squicks me out. It's too clinical and clunky and nasal. Total cold-water-bucket. And twat just sounds... froggish... to me. Like the wet splat sound a frog makes when it hits the ground.

For boys, I'm all over the map. Junk, stuff, bits, huevos, whatever fits the retort. I like "cock"... just seems right. Again, I dislike "penis." Too clinical.

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RE: Descriptive words for Genitalia - 5/1/2007 11:47:48 PM   
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Status: offline 		i hate reading erotica when a penis is called "member". member of what? a cult? a band? head bangers?
upon examing my own in the company of my Mate, i mentioned it resysmbolling " a disemboeled virgin mary " and He doubled over lauphing. W/we still use the term every now and again.             Phoenix

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