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I have received some funny messages in my time but what... - 3/10/2007 4:36:48 AM   
seekstofasn8adom


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Status: offline 		Most funniest message that you have received to date?Just out of interest please,thanks to all who reply here.
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RE: I have received some funny messages in my time but ... - 3/10/2007 8:12:47 AM   
sambamanslilgirl


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From: Chicago, IL
Status: offline 		a male sub who wanted to fuck my pussy while Daddy sucked his cock. i had giggles all day and didn't reply back to him

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RE: I have received some funny messages in my time but ... - 3/10/2007 8:15:28 AM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		'Scuse me here, I thought I was a fairly disturbed chunk of machinery, but how in the fuck could that possibly work even in a fantasy? 

Ron


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RE: I have received some funny messages in my time but ... - 3/10/2007 8:35:39 AM   
domiguy


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Status: offline 		Obviously the sub has meticulously sawed and cut her cunt so it could be removed intact...thereby enabling penetration of her pussy as well as the simultaneous cock sucking action....Brilliant!!!

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RE: I have received some funny messages in my time but ... - 3/10/2007 8:39:32 AM   
kc692


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Status: offline 		I got this one from a dom friend of mine.....

On uR kneez BitHc!!!!

How else will you check my pulse after you knock me out?

 I laughed till I cried!!!!!!

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RE: I have received some funny messages in my time but ... - 3/10/2007 9:59:39 AM   
sambamanslilgirl


Posts: 10926
Joined: 2/5/2007
From: Chicago, IL
Status: offline 		next time he messages me, i'll ask him

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...2011 - year of the fabulous rock star life ...and i do it so well...


...announcing Mr. & Mrs. British Petrol ...yeah, marrying into oil is slick business...

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RE: I have received some funny messages in my time but ... - 3/10/2007 10:10:06 AM   
FelinePersuasion


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Status: offline 		Quite simple, you use a dildo on the slaves pussy, leaving his cock free for her daddy.

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

'Scuse me here, I thought I was a fairly disturbed chunk of machinery, but how in the fuck could that possibly work even in a fantasy? 

Ron



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RE: I have received some funny messages in my time but ... - 3/10/2007 10:42:06 AM   
Tantriqu


Posts: 2026
Joined: 12/29/2006
Status: offline 		My [least] favourites, which I choose to be amused by:  [and let Me tell you, I get a LOT of this ilk]:
1.  'i am intelligint'
2.  I send a polite 'no thanks' reply, then they flame Me with cuss words
3.  'i was a switch but i need to be Your sub' [then they proceed to tell Me what I will wear to fulfill their fantasies]



but the one that makes Me lMAo just before I hit the 'block sender' button:
4.  'i'm not TV or bi- I just like to dress like a female hooker and suck cock'

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RE: I have received some funny messages in my time but ... - 3/10/2007 11:01:21 PM   
HydroMaster


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Status: offline 		"Don't you ever email me again you sick freak!".....from some crazy ass subie and I had never even looked at her profile let alone emailing her.

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RE: I have received some funny messages in my time but ... - 3/10/2007 11:10:07 PM   
FelinePersuasion


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Status: offline 		she said why don't she send me her used panties so I can have her scent, before paying her money and coming to brazil. When I told her nice try she'd been reported for soliciting money she told me man I was crazy.

< Message edited by FelinePersuasion -- 3/10/2007 11:11:17 PM >

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RE: I have received some funny messages in my time but ... - 3/10/2007 11:24:07 PM   
litleone8620


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Status: offline 		I had a guy tell me i'm a man and a fraud because i wouldn't give out my yahoo ID to him after the first e-mail.

After i deleted the e-mail and blocked the guy, he had someone he knew, a female switch ask me why i'm a fraud, and after i calmly explained to her that i was leery of internet people, she immediately called me both a male and a fraud. Then informs me she's going to tell everyone i'm a fraud.

Quite the interesting experience



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