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cuddleheart50 -> Weird Emails (3/10/2007 5:03:41 AM)
Ok, I just got an email asking me If my second toe was bigger than my big toe, and if it was, he wasnt going to talk to me..lol What is your strangest email?

SilentHunter -> RE: Weird Emails (3/10/2007 5:07:53 AM)
I got one asking f it was ok for a face to face meet, and i sent her one back saying that it was unlikely as im in the UK (which it states clearly on my profile), and then abotu 20 mins later i got another one asking if she could move in with her mum, because they were both subs and had no where to go lol. I'm like wtf.

eyesopened -> RE: Weird Emails (3/10/2007 5:08:21 AM)
There is a strange myth that the second toe being larger than the big toe is a sign of natural Dominance where that which should be second is greater than that which should be first.

JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Weird Emails (3/10/2007 5:11:43 AM)
I got an email once from a man that swore I was his daughter..ummm i was 33 at the time and he was 45 ..kinda hard to be my dad[8\|]

sleazybutterfly -> RE: Weird Emails (3/10/2007 6:29:33 AM)
Some Dom wrote and asked me if I did K 9... Master told me to "ruff!" back at him.

MuseofGrace -> RE: Weird Emails (3/10/2007 6:38:17 AM)
From the aspect of reincarnation, it is possible.

LadyEllen -> RE: Weird Emails (3/10/2007 6:54:16 AM)
Something thats always interested me - women's toes! Now, men's toes seem to come in one size and dimension, in proportion to the man. But with women, there seem to be two groups; those with fairly uniform toes, graduated from the big to the small, and those whose second and sometimes third toes are much longer than the others - I often wonder whether thats the reason why women's shoes have pointy toes too? Is it something to do with hormone levels, like with differing finger lengths in males and females and between members of the same sex? How can I find out, without seeming to have a foot fetish? After all, I wouldnt want to appear to be a pervert..... E

Aileen68 -> RE: Weird Emails (3/10/2007 7:02:23 AM)
This whole talk of toes reminds me of the guy that asked for camel toe pics of me.

KatyLied -> RE: Weird Emails (3/10/2007 7:07:13 AM)
I guy I dated told me I had nice toes. I think my toes are as ugly as the next person's. I liked him so I didn't argue the point.

swtrayn -> RE: Weird Emails (3/10/2007 7:44:52 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sleazybutterfly Some Dom wrote and asked me if I did K 9... Master told me to "ruff!" back at him. Hrmm, Must of been the same one I got.. I didn't even reply back.. LOL rayn

Rule -> RE: Weird Emails (3/10/2007 7:52:31 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50 What is your strangest email? I cannot remember any. I like my big toes. I suppose that the others are allright, but they seem a bit inept. At least I cannot articulate them with the same ease as my big toes and my fingers. Perhaps the ineptitude is due to a life-time of imprisonment in shoes? Or is it simply that fertile women forget to inspect the feet of the males that they allow to make love to them, thus allowing males with inferior toes to procreate? Hence this I advocate: fertile women should not make love to a male before they have inspected and scrutinized his toes!

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Weird Emails (3/10/2007 8:06:25 AM)
had a male sub from here asking if i would like to see him cum on cam - told him not while i'm eating and blocked him. had a Dom from CA who was very vulgar in his first message that he wanted to fucked my black pussy and call him "Master" and another one from MI posing as my Daddy "claimed" he had to change his yahoo account and name because it wouldn't allow him to open his regular one and for my Yahoo name again. after asking him where's Daddy's practice located, i told him my real Daddy would always remember my yahoo screenname and quickly blocked him. the weirdest one i've received was from a Dom in PA who asked if i've read the newspaper every morning. i asked him why he wanted to know but he didn't reply back. so now i'll never know why except he had one sick fetish for newspapers.

Llyren -> RE: Weird Emails (3/10/2007 8:32:47 AM)
What's wrong with having your second toe as the longest? I do.

MiladyElaine -> RE: Weird Emails (3/10/2007 8:34:01 AM)
What if your second toe is EQUAL TO your big toe?

goodlittlegirl28 -> RE: Weird Emails (3/10/2007 8:41:15 AM)
word for word- care for some play...trainning...or an occasional weekend to get a way..to be drainned of your lust....or just a time to make memories! Daddy is looking for a naughty lil cumkitten...I am a straight male but love to occasionaly like to watch my lover with young men...are you a Daddy's naughty lil girl...I have a young male slave...you will like him...I wish to make you my naughty lil cumkitten...I wish...for you to be my naughty lil girl...and have this young man..service you for me!...This is how I would wish to take you!...... by the way..you make my cock ache!....You will greet me at your door!....Your wearing what I have instructed....a short plad skirt, no panties...your nails are painted red...your delicious poutty lips to match....and you have taken your favourite bra..and cut out holes for your nipples, and after, you have taken your lipgloss and painted your nipples red...Your name will be.... cumkitten!...you answer the door...smile at me..offer me your hand, and tell me...you are my Master this evening,..... I am your naughty lil cumkitten!.....You lead me over to an armchair...you squat before me...I lean over to watch you... before me....your crouched on your knees..legs spread open, skirt dangling between your legs...you reach up under your skirt, and begin to fingerfuck your sweet love hole.....you loook into my eyes...you take your wett fingers..put them to my lips...slide them in my mouth..teasing me with your wet lust!....and say...I am your naughty lil cumkitten....Master.......come chat sexy!....see if we can finnish this adventure, and milk you of your lust...and if you cum...10 times within the first hour...and I will make sure you count!..there is a penalty...would you be Daddy's naughty girl...would you cum on a slaves cock for me? too bad your not in mid-michigan..you could ccum on his cock...but I am sure I can find you one in your area!

mnottertail -> RE: Weird Emails (3/10/2007 8:45:15 AM)
LOL, It says right on your profile: now in the process of moving to Mid-Michigannn You little cumkittin

DiurnalVampire -> RE: Weird Emails (3/10/2007 8:46:49 AM)
Angel has gotten several from the same guy, and they always say the same thing, we still dont kow what the heck he is talking about: "Too bad you are straight, you have a lovely head. Id love to possess it." Not possess you, just possess it. ME, I get too many wierd ones to list. The strangest by far is someone who wrote to ask me wy I hated men and wanted to be a domme. When I replied that i didnt hate men, he wanted to sub for me. Um, no. DV

mstrjx -> RE: Weird Emails (3/10/2007 8:49:44 AM)
Wait just a minute. People get EMAILS here? Who would have thought?

domiguy -> RE: Weird Emails (3/10/2007 8:53:47 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JerseyKrissi72 I got an email once from a man that swore I was his daughter..ummm i was 33 at the time and he was 45 ..kinda hard to be my dad[8\|] Well unfortunately this is one of those occasions where your mother has a lot of explaining to do. Be gentle yet firm in extracting the truth from her.

bayboundse -> RE: Weird Emails (3/10/2007 8:57:33 AM)
There are some weird people on collarme. Also some good people just like in life. We have gotten lots of emails from sissy subs wanting my sub to Domme them they have had some real weird ideas of what they want her to do to them. I guess they dont read profiles either as we have what we are looking for listed.

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