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lilsubl -> RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn (3/15/2007 7:17:10 PM)

i'm a sucker for puns, so intentional or not, that was funny!!!



lilsubl -> RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn (3/15/2007 7:18:34 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SilverShadows

So I can kidnap you now, shine a bright light in your eyes, and slap you around with a rubber hose?


i love it when you whisper sweet nothings, Silver...mmmmmmmmmmmmm




SilverShadows -> RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn (3/15/2007 7:22:08 PM)

Whisper humm, lean a little closer . . .



lilsubl -> RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn (3/15/2007 7:26:32 PM)

leaning in very very close....yessss?????



SilverShadows -> RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn (3/15/2007 7:27:58 PM)

Munch, munch, munch. but better when stuffed with cream cheese. Would you like a bite of ear, after all it was yours?



lilsubl -> RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn (3/15/2007 7:31:49 PM)

no thanks...i'm trying to cut down....



SilverShadows -> RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn (3/15/2007 7:36:54 PM)

Being cut down, that's another dept.



lilsubl -> RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn (3/15/2007 7:44:12 PM)

sheesh...& i suppose i have to call one of those 877 numbers & pick from the following menu options???



SilverShadows -> RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn (3/15/2007 7:46:11 PM)

You should have no problem with it though we hired consultants to design it. Sadist's Inc. I think.



lilsubl -> RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn (3/15/2007 7:52:10 PM)

oh, the same ones who designed the phone answering system for my bank...& weren't they responsible for the voice-activated software so many companies are using on their phone systems?  you know, "say what street you are looking for"



SilverShadows -> RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn (3/15/2007 8:02:05 PM)

I think Nurse Ratchet provided them with the specs.



lilsubl -> RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn (3/15/2007 8:02:47 PM)

that bitch!!!



SilverShadows -> RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn (3/15/2007 8:05:01 PM)

Calm down they will have your electro-shock ready in a minute.



lilsubl -> RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn (3/15/2007 8:11:42 PM)

i'll just sit here in the corner sucking my thumb, waiting patiently.....



SilverShadows -> RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn (3/15/2007 8:15:08 PM)

That's a good girl.



SilverShadows -> RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn (3/15/2007 8:17:37 PM)

Time for your rectal temp, they will need that before putting the electrodes in.



lilsubl -> RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn (3/15/2007 8:20:35 PM)

now may i have my medication & a couple of those wonderful silent films to watch???  pretty please???



SilverShadows -> RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn (3/15/2007 8:25:36 PM)

One red one, two blue ones, three green ones, four yellow ones, five purple ones; on second thought I'll take the puple one's.

Now a movie: "The Little Blue Bird" 1918, Maurice Tourneur director.



lilsubl -> RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn (3/15/2007 8:32:34 PM)

Mytyl & Tyltyl????



SilverShadows -> RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn (3/15/2007 8:35:07 PM)

Maybe I gave her a few to many yellow ones. Oh, well have some black one's that might help.



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