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RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn - 3/11/2007 3:06:14 PM   
SilverShadows


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Status: offline 		Generally I don't bother with threads that get into double digits unless I have posted to them before. Threads seldom seem to evolve they devolve with the first half dozen posts saying pretty much all there is to be said on the subject. 

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RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn - 3/11/2007 3:09:36 PM   
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ORIGINAL: SilverShadows

Generally I don't bother with threads that get into double digits unless I have posted to them before. Threads seldom seem to evolve they devolve with the first half dozen posts saying pretty much all there is to be said on the subject. 


yes & it's the devolution of this one that makes it so much fun...


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RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn - 3/11/2007 3:13:05 PM   
SilverShadows


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crap!!  another gap in my education/experiences....


Now this is right up my ally. I could help you fill in the gap. Phonebooks, rubber hoses, the whole nine yards.

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RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn - 3/11/2007 3:14:10 PM   
SilverShadows


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Status: offline 		I agree, an occation de-evolution is fun. As long as we aren't too serious about it.

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RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn - 3/11/2007 3:14:49 PM   
lilsubl


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ORIGINAL: SilverShadows

quote:

crap!!  another gap in my education/experiences....


Now this is right up my ally. I could help you fill in the gap. Phonebooks, rubber hoses, the whole nine yards.


i'm thinkin that's the best offer i've had all year....do tell me more......


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RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn - 3/11/2007 3:28:35 PM   
SilverShadows


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Status: offline 		Lets see. Do we do terrorism suspect - no too real these days. The pro's are playing that game.

No good fashion spy type stuff is better or bootlegger. We find a "safe" ally and I'll drive up with a friend and grab you. We throw you against a car. Roughly search you. Don't even think of accusing me of copping a feel. Push you in the car, muttering something that sounds like your rights. Drive you to an unidentified site. Sit you in a chair with a short leg. Force feed you bad coffee until you have to go to the bathroom, which if you actually ever make it too will be filthy and non functional. But before you get to that delight we will shine a light in your eyes. Ask you question and tell you the answers we want. One of us will pretend to be nice and totally insult your intelligence. The other will bully and threaten you. Eventually, I will tire of your stupidity, slam a phone book on the table being sure your hand is under it and that I spell a cup of cold coffee into your lap. Which might already be wet. If you are still stubbornly not giving me the answers I have dictated to you for my questions, I will take a rubber hose and start hitting you around the arms, shoulders, and back. If you like marks we can include your face. When you get tired of it all this you confess and you get to go to the before mentioned lavatory and then get locked up in a small smelly cell to do your own aftercare.

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RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn - 3/11/2007 3:37:56 PM   
lilsubl


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Status: offline 		and of course, you will never tell me your real name or address, nor allow me to look at your face, right???

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RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn - 3/11/2007 3:41:34 PM   
SilverShadows


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RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn - 3/11/2007 3:44:40 PM   
SilverShadows


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Status: offline 		Alternately to the dark ally we could start on the SeaTac strip and we can start with some ugly fat guy offing you money and then we grab you. This way we can tell you the only way to not be arrested is to have sex with us. And after you do we take you in anyway. Another advantage is in this version you can wear your stilleto heels and red latex rain coat.

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RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn - 3/11/2007 3:46:36 PM   
SilverShadows


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Status: offline 		Hehe, you wouldn't even know if it was my fat ugly smelly guy or a real one who wasn't invited into the scene.

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RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn - 3/11/2007 3:48:50 PM   
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ORIGINAL: lilsubl

and of course, you will never tell me your real name or address, nor allow me to look at your face, right???


ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh miaow lololol

Anyway I heard some mention of interrogation. Where, when, how????

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RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn - 3/11/2007 3:51:44 PM   
SilverShadows


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Status: offline 		Which side of the table are you on? Rubber hoser or hosie?

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RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn - 3/11/2007 3:58:10 PM   
lilsubl


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Status: offline 		mmmmm....fat ugly smelly guys, a personal favorite of mine!!!

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RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn - 3/11/2007 3:59:36 PM   
susie


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Status: offline 		Ohhh hosie. But now you have mentioned rubber too! Blimey what have I been missing?

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RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn - 3/11/2007 4:00:23 PM   
lilsubl


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ORIGINAL: SilverShadows

Alternately to the dark ally we could start on the SeaTac strip and we can start with some ugly fat guy offing you money and then we grab you. This way we can tell you the only way to not be arrested is to have sex with us. And after you do we take you in anyway. Another advantage is in this version you can wear your stilleto heels and red latex rain coat.


will you settle for my black Danskos on my right foot & the walking boot on the broken left foot??  otherwise, there won't be any torture necessary.....


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RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn - 3/11/2007 4:04:08 PM   
MadamesezSTFU


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**wonders where the OP went...I brought some cheese to share**

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RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn - 3/11/2007 4:04:50 PM   
SilverShadows


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ORIGINAL: lilsubl

mmmmm....fat ugly smelly guys, a personal favorite of mine!!!


Well then since this gets your panties wet, we will add that the fat, ugly, smelly guy will insist that you be HWP and call you a fat subby prostitute.

As for the rubber lady, I think lilsubl is already wearing a red latex rain coat, so you can wear the tight rubber mini skirt and black halter top your breast, or should I say boobs, are trying to escape.


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RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn - 3/11/2007 4:07:22 PM   
SilverShadows


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Status: offline 		I guess you can wear those, but you will need to make sure the latex rain coat cover them up. After all this is "Safer, Saner, consentual"

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RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn - 3/11/2007 4:20:37 PM   
lilsubl


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quote:

ORIGINAL: SilverShadows

quote:

ORIGINAL: lilsubl

mmmmm....fat ugly smelly guys, a personal favorite of mine!!!


Well then since this gets your panties wet, we will add that the fat, ugly, smelly guy will insist that you be HWP and call you a fat subby prostitute.

As for the rubber lady, I think lilsubl is already wearing a red latex rain coat, so you can wear the tight rubber mini skirt and black halter top your breast, or should I say boobs, are trying to escape.



i guess we're gonna have to put off this interrogation for however long it takes for me to grow in height proportionate to my weight...how sad 


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if you can't be brave, be determined & you'll get to the same place

wannabe member of the subbi mafia

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RE: This site doesn't work worth a damn - 3/11/2007 4:25:08 PM   
lilsubl


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ORIGINAL: MadamesezSTFU

Fast Reply

**wonders where the OP went...I brought some cheese to share**


dunno...haven't seen him since he viewed my profile last night...there is, however, another whiney thread, something about boredom & killing...you might want to take the cheese over there...she's a close, personal friend of mine, so i know that she loves cheese with her whine.....


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if you can't be brave, be determined & you'll get to the same place

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