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missturbation -> RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] (3/14/2007 6:31:55 AM)
Madame Dahlia was found locked in a room with several cm members doing what she called a 'cock inspection'. When asked to comment she said 'well why do you think my nickname is goldicocks, im looking for one that is jussssst right'.

JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] (3/14/2007 6:40:42 AM)
Extra! Extra! Read all about it..Madame Dahlia's fortune is all gone...The once "wealthiest woman in the world" is now broke and on food stamps so reports tells us...She seemed to spend all her fortune on building a castle out of marshmallow peeps[8D]

missturbation -> RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] (3/14/2007 6:47:11 AM)
Jerseykrissi is now on the wanted list after she caused several drivers to crash after she had flashed her ample boobage at them whilst trying to hitch a ride.

bearincuffs -> RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] (3/14/2007 7:36:34 AM)
And now from the entertianment section....confirmed reports state that missturbation and JerseyKrissi72 have officially parted ways. Inside sources report the once famous friends are now bitter rivals for the attentions of HydroMaster. An unconfirmed source also claims to have spotted dcnovice in the company of BOUNTYHUNTER, both were have been reported to having intimate dinners at an undisclosed restaurant with captainsgirl last weekend.

captainsgirl -> RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] (3/14/2007 8:07:13 AM)
In the medical news today, it has been reported that bearincuffs was seen in the burn unit of the Toronto General Hospital after being flown in by medivac chopper. "bear" as he is affectionately known, was being treated for a series of "unusual burn patterns" close to his private areas. He was accompanied by his good friend, and equally scalded friend, bludemonn. All requests for further information should be routed through the information desk - they don't have enough to do as it is!

bearincuffs -> RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] (3/14/2007 10:01:09 AM)
Early this morning, the RCMP have issued a Canada wide warrant for the arrest of captainsgirl and RobertCloud on a variety of undisclosed charges. It has been revealed during a 2 year investigation and assistance from CSIS and the FBI, this apparently is international conspiracy ring to convert the general population into submissive slaves. Among the ring leaders, police are still searching for JersyKrissi, SweetSarijane, sweetkcredhead and sambamanslilgirl. All six suspects are wanted for questioning and maybe facing possible retraining under the guidance of FukinTroll.

RobertCloud -> RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] (3/14/2007 10:54:08 AM)
Collarme Police are still searching for bearincuffs for questioning of the disappearance of the new memorial flagpole that was being erected in the town of Collarme Mounds USA. The memorial had at its crowning touch a cap shaped in memorial of the fallen "Thor" Bearincuffs was last seen scaling the flagpole shortly before the pole was noticed missing. Police are certain that they will find the culprit of the theft but are not wanting to say for certain that bearincuffs is a suspect. Police Chief Moderator Eleven has stated that they just do not know why anyone would want to steal a life size golden image of "Thor" from the pole and what could anyone have in mind for the flag pole. It is very difficult to continue to hide a flag pole. When AzzMaster was questioned about the disappearance he just stuck his head from behind the door of his mansion and muffled a few moaning words. The poor man was in such grief he could not even stand up straight and was wrack with tears as he kept thrusting forward every few moments...

FukinTroll -> RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] (3/14/2007 10:59:36 AM)
quote: The CollerMe Daily Times After a massive manhunt spanning more than a weekend, the suspect none as the Uni-Bummer has been apprehended. A thirty minute standoff took place on the Aloha deck of the CM cruise ship with police officials and bearincuffs, identified as the uni-bummer. The Uni-bummers gorilla terrorist tactics have been a blight of the forums for months now, Special Words Assault & Tactics (SWAT) officer Moderator 11 commented, his curmudgeon warfare will no longer spread apathy among the boards. The Uni-Bummer is all suspected of being the puppeteer behind the barrage of “comment assaults” posted by Domiguy. Collarme support has linked the Uni-Bummer to domiguy, as well as a host of other rash poster with OCD related to genitalia and anal sex. The Uni-Bummer is believed to influence the weak willed and once on moderation he abandons them in search of other victims. The Uni-Bummer’ only comment was “Bummer”. For the latest in breaking news that affects your Global settings, stick with “The Collarme Daily Times.

RobertCloud -> RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] (3/17/2007 7:52:07 AM)
From high above CollarMe Capital City, Police are in hot pursuit of a stolen Red Fetish Mobile driven by FukinTroll. He has kidnapped and bound every free and uncollared submissive and slave on the CollarMe circuit with plans to brand them and make them his. The trailer behind him is filled and police are having a difficult time keeping up with him as the victims keep throwing things at the cars to block their pursuit. It appears they do not want to be rescues. CollarMe Psychologist ModeratorOne says it is a classic sign of Stolkholm Syndrome but HydroMaster has made a comment to the contrary stating that for Stolkholm Syndrome to be present FukinTroll would have to have had them in his possession for a while and he has only just kidnapped them. This looks more like a willing choice on their parts and perhaps is not a kidnapping at all. HydroMaster is asking that the police call of the pursuit but his words are going unheeded as the other Dominants on the circuit that have not yet found their subissives or slaves are in an uproar that suddenly there are none left to choose from. The closeups of FukinTroll shows him with a smile on his face... Oh.. That is why.. there is a head bobbing up and down in his lap while he is driving.

JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] (3/17/2007 8:11:02 AM)
RobertCloud has made news with the release of his new book of "The Guide To Multi-Orgasms"...It's only been on the shelf for two days and has sold over 2 million copies...When asked "What do you plan to do with all this new money and fame"? Robert replied, "retire early and buy a house "..sounds like a plan[:)]

DisirUrdsFylgja -> RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] (3/17/2007 8:11:30 AM)
Extra ! Extra! This just in! The red fetish mobile driven by FukinTroll has just been spotted turning in to Lokiwood just outside Tulsa Oklahoma. This is causing an uproar among Mods One through Eleven. Is the Troll’s super secret identity about to be revealed? Hold on to your arrrggghhhs and pirate boots boys and girls, this could be the story of the century. Or is he in fact a worshipper of Our Forum God hell bent on delivering a haul of slightly sweaty, cum covered and used CM subs as a sacrifice? Why is TrollsVixen seen in the background of our latest on scene photos unlocking the gates a large holding pen? Who is that masked woman with the tiger ears on adding fuel to a large fire full of branding irons? And why for the love of all single doms/dommes are the cm sluts throwing their vibrators at the police pursuit attempting to free them? On another front a tattoo shop in Kingston New York has been charged in a lawsuit for failing to complete a tottoo of the word Thor on a man’s penis. Legal representation for the tattoo artist has stated he cannot be held accountable if after tattooing the bar of the letter T the customer in question lacked sufficient skin room for the rest of the tattoo. Another customer remarked that the tattooist had his fluff girl bare her buttocks to the customer in question so the artist could get more than a dot tattooed on the fellow at all.

RobertCloud -> RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] (3/17/2007 8:59:13 AM)
Newreporters JerseyKrissy72 and DisirUrdsFylgja are on the scene at the complex where FukinTroll is unloading the red fetish mobile. The Police have the complex surrounded. "JerseyKrissy72, Can you get a comment from FukinTroll?" "No, RobertCloud, everytime we try to approach, one of the submissives or slaves blocks our way. Each of them as they unload from the trailer seems to pay some sort of strange homage to FukinTroll. They kneel and Kiss his enormous.. ummm.. then they walk back toward where the branding implements are." "What about you DisUrdsFylgja?" Static... Static.. "DisUrdsFylgja, are you there?" Camera pans and sees DysUrdsFylgja slowly walking towards FukinTroll as if in a trance then pans back to JerseyKrissy72 whose eyes also seem to have glazed over.

DisirUrdsFylgja -> RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] (3/18/2007 2:50:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RobertCloud "What about you DisUrdsFylgja?" Static... Static.. "DisUrdsFylgja, are you there?" Camera pans and sees DysUrdsFylgja slowly walking towards FukinTroll as if in a trance Troll cock…… Minus jock…. Troll tongue… Humong……… Must obey….. No delay……….. Seeing Loki…. Hoping for pokey……. Drool…. Fool….. Must snap out…. No hope…. Me feel like dope….

RobertCloud -> RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] (3/18/2007 3:38:10 PM)
News Flash!! Bearincuffs has just shown up on the seen wearing a medivac suit carrying a environmental hazard case. The helicopter has dropped him directly in front of DisirUrdsFylgja but she has knocked him aside like he was only a stuffed teddy bear and not the man he is. He is now opening the case. Oh My God.. It cannot be.. Cover your eyes and turn off the cameras... He is holding up the Golding Phallus of Thor.. But none of the submisives or slaves are even noticing. However, FukinTroll has seen it... He is screaming.. He has covered his eyes but it is too late, he has gone limp.. and the spell on the submissives and slaves is broken... The rescue squads are now moving in and FukinTroll in being taken into custody, "Put it away!!!!" he is begging. "Put it away, for the Love of the OLD GODS!!! Put that thing from hell away!!!!" After the crews have FukinTroll safely secured, Bearincuffs lowers the horrid thing back into the Hazard Case and safely carries it off site. We only can pray he safely disposes of it.

bearincuffs -> RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] (3/18/2007 6:01:52 PM)
This just in from the news desk..... RobertCloud, captainsgirl, missturbation and DisUrdsFylgja have been seen assaulting the disoriented Doms in a 5 mile radius. Word has it the foursome are planning to contruct a super dungeon. Unnamed sources speculate they are being financed but the former wealth held by Madam Dahlia. According to our source, BOUNTYHUNTER denies this rumor before confessing his obssesion with hairy men.

RobertCloud -> RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] (3/19/2007 3:17:13 PM)
At the award ceremony for his bravery in saving the submissives and slaves bearincuffs remained very quiet as Mayor Moderator Two presented him with the Key to CollarMe Capital City and proclaimed March 18th BearInCuffs Day. When the reporters asked bearincuffs what he had done to dispose of the dangerous "Thor" so that it would no longer be a threat to society all he had to say was that "It was securely placed in a good hiding place." Later bearincuffs was seen walking away with sort of a John Wayne swagger to his step. This reporter has to wonder what he meant by "Securely."

bearincuffs -> RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] (3/19/2007 10:17:58 PM)
And in other news: An undercover reporter spotted RobertCloud, HydroMaster and bludemonn walkng hand in hand to a private suite earlier tonight. Unknown to the happy trio, they were being stalked by the infamous CM stalker who is reported to be none other then Mikal. When questioned by BOUNTYHUNTER, she claims she was just observing the award ceremony and revealed that it was FukinTroll, who in disguise, was the real stalker and the actual intended victim was BOUNTYHUNTER

azzmaster -> RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] (3/20/2007 4:28:51 AM)
Robert Cloud was arrested by 2 NY state troupers at the saugerties entrance to the NY turnpike for impersonating someone known as AZZMASTER to his friends on collarme... Robert had stolen a State Trouper uniform but was immediately recognized because of the brown shoe polish dripping off his nech onto his shirt collar Azzmaster had reported harassing calls by this man demanding to see the new tattoo on Thor... Robert evidently became unhinged when AZZ refused to do anal on him, telling him that his ass was just too damn bony adter Mr Cloud had sent photos repeatedly of a large black dildo shoved up his rear service door... as Mr Cloud was being lead away in cuffs he was overheard pleading with the troupers for a brief audience with Thor.They found his performance pathetic and were forced to pistol whip him several times to calm him... He appeared to get aroused and begged one of the troupers to shove his flashlight up Roberts anus while chanting " More Thor! More Thor! " ...taken into evidence at the crime scene was a peculiar casket with a large dildo covered with suspicious brown matter which is being taken to the lab for analysis... AZZMASTER when asked to comment asked that charges be dropped as long as Mr Cloud agreed to stop begging him to see Thor on webcam and went to counseling... At the press conference, reporters demanded to see Thor... AZZ obliged and currently 2 female cub reporters and a camera man have started a Thor fan club... the public can now rest easy that Thor is alive and well and up to his usual tricks in upstate NY

michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] (3/20/2007 4:33:58 AM)
michaelOfGeorgia checks the obits to see if he's listed

LotusSong -> RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] (3/20/2007 4:42:33 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: michaelOfGeorgia michaelOfGeorgia checks the obits to see if he's listed MichaelOfGeorgia was found dead in front of his computer today. Cause of death is unknown. However it is suspected, by the dazed look frozen on his face, that he died of shock when he found a polite note from a femdomme on Collarme in response to his inquiry concerning his slave-hood which was displayed on his computer screen. (P.S. Good game RC!)

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