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RobertCloud -> RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] (3/23/2007 9:48:18 AM)
[Sorry Krissy, I can't resist] A new development in the case of JerseyKrissi72 and her orbit around the earth. As the Shuttle Craft Restraint Bound 1 was approaching Krissi they noticed an odd alien craft was much closer to Krissi. Krissi had been complaining for days about constipation from the space environment but when the captain of the shuttle craft was able to get her attention and she turned to see the alien ship her complaint was resolved for the sight of the alien ship's probe arm reaching for her literally frightened the shit out of her with an explosive force. The force sent Krissi rocketing into the open shuttle craft bay where she was received and medical treatment was promptly administered. Her excrement however covered the viewport of the aliencraft. The probe arm took a small sample into the craft. Then within just a few seconds the craft became erratic, it began moving about as if it were a ball on a pinball machine and then suddenly darted away from the earth. As HydroMaster and the crew looked to where it was going they noticed an entire fleet of ships. dcnovice noted that it was obvious that they were planning an invasion. More probe ships were sent to investigate the approaching craft but when each one touched the brown excrement it too became erratic and wild. The fleet of ships quickly turned and in a blindly flash they disappeared. It seems that the earth has been saved by JerseyKrissi and her shit... The president announced however that the official report would read that JerseyKrissi and her bravery frightened the invading fleet away and no mention of the excrement will be made in the official record or in the award ceremony.

bearincuffs -> RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] (3/23/2007 10:06:32 AM)
It has come to the attention of the news team that RobertCloud has been named cheif of security for planet earth. In a swearing ceremony yesterday, lead by samabmanslilgirl and dcnovice. The event kicked off with a fine performance by bludemonn and HydroMaster leading a chorus line of drag queens imported from Canada. In other news: azzmaster announced in a press conference regarding his lateset tattoo, he declined offering any pictorial evedence to the general public, fearing a mass stampede and endangering the public. His assistant, JerseyKrissi stated for the record that any private request can be sent to her for consideration. An all points bulletin has been issued for any information regarding the disappearance of Fukin Troll. His last reported sighting was several days ago and it is believed he was being chased by an angry mob of uber subs trying to convert him to their cause. LotusSong, heading the search, has gone indercover in an attempt to rescue the missing Troll.

RobertCloud -> RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] (3/24/2007 4:54:49 PM)
LotusSong has gone missing while she has been undercover. She is so deeply undercover that her disguise as a submissive prostitute, no... wait.. as a pro Domme.. umm.. wait.. as a slave... wait.. as a.. Oh Hell I can't remember what she was in the first place now, her cover is that good. Maybe she will catch Troll after all.. Bearincuffs has decided that he will also go undercover to see if he can locate her, his new drag queen disguise, no wait, his new Domme disguise, no wait.. his new.. oh hell.. What was he again... never mind... I have been eating too much chocolate with expresso in it and I can't keep my brain straight.. FukinTroll was reported to have been seen down by the wharf with a life-size blowup doll of Loki or maybe it was Loki with a life-sze blowup doll of FukinTroll or maybe it was AzzMaster with lifesize blowup dolls of both of them.. I give up.. back to my chocolate.. it is time for the next reporter

azzmaster -> RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] (3/24/2007 5:22:18 PM)
azzmaster has in fact been busy negotiating with mattel toys to make action figures with...ahem..." working" parts of collarme's cast of posters. 10% of the profits will be used to buy floggers and handcuffs for BDSM enthusiasts in underdeveloped countries.

RobertCloud -> RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] (3/25/2007 7:26:17 PM)
Extreme Oddities and PlayThings has contacted AzzMaster after Mattel had turned down his idea for action figures. They are far more interested in the idea of life size sex dolls of many of the recent members of the CollarMe crew. Especially the infamous FukinTroll, the very mention of the lifesize sex doll of FukinTroll sent the Stock of EOPT up over 500% in only one day of trading and submissives around the world are trying to pre-order the doll even before the final contracts have been negotiated. A few of the other hottest requested dolls requested for pre-order are bearincuffs, JerseyKrissi72, missturbation and several others. The missturbation with mouth action is cumming in a close second to FukinTroll in the request line. AzzMaster is trying to reach the other CollarMe members to get their approval and get them onto the contract so that the sale can be made but he has not had much luck in finding any of them. It seems he missed the invitation to the orgy that is being held at the island that cuddleheart bought with her new wealth after she invented a new perfume that makes a woman's pussy as tight as it was the day she was first a virgin, in it is used several times it will even regrow the hymen. Women are again able to claim they are virgins and give every man his dream of popping a cherry... over and over again...

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