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RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] - 3/20/2007 4:50:13 AM   
DisirUrdsFylgja


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The Forum God of Mischief is taking Azzmaster before a tribunal of the Gods.
 
The charge? Attempting to assume Loki’s position with the above humorous post.
 
In other news Robert Cloud receives Nobel Piece prize for his award winning book” Toy's Story: Acquisition of a Sex Toy”. You heard it, that is Nobel Piece, not Peace, prize.
 
Meanwhile Bear in cuffs is enjoying his newfound status as hero in cm city. Word has reached us that several CM subbie females have pooled their resources and hired a hit man to wack Mr.Cloud. Seems they are not to happy in his role during the Fukintroll scandal.
 
And Michael of Georgia has been sentenced to cm training camp in the hopes that it will teach him to be a more positive upbeat male sub.

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RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] - 3/20/2007 5:15:34 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

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ORIGINAL: michaelOfGeorgia

michaelOfGeorgia checks the obits to see if he's listed


MichaelOfGeorgia was found dead in front of his computer today.  Cause of death is unknown.  However it is suspected, by the dazed look frozen on his face,  that he died of shock when he found a  polite note from a femdomme on Collarme  in response to his inquiry concerning his slave-hood which was displayed on his computer screen. 

(P.S. Good game RC!)


LOL


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RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] - 3/20/2007 7:11:22 AM   
RobertCloud


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Status: offline 		The trial of AzzMaster took a rather unusual turn when DisirUrdsFylgja asked the Moderator Three, the residing Prosecuting Attorney to present AzzMaster's evidence "Thor" before the court.

AzzMaster began to act reluctant and disruptive, even demanding that such a thing was not proper in a place of law. Yet, with his former arrogance and attitude toward "Thor" the judge commented that this was not in standing with his usual character and something was obviously out of sync so the request was allowed and AzzMaster was demanded to reveal "Thor" to the courtroom.

A hush came over the court when all that was visible of "Thor" was a scar where he had once been. The castration scar was nearly healed and all his claims were proven false.

For his allegations, he was turned into a "Pig" by the council fo Gods for a period of one month, so he could be what he acted like and everyone could get to know the true him.

DisirUrdsFylgja was heralded for her bravery at demanding to see the atrocity of "Thor" as it could have blinded her had it still existed. She commented, "The truth had to be known."

On a second note... the miraculous resurrection of michaelofGeorgia and the sudden glowing around his manhood has caused many Dommes to be searching him out for their own. He has become a rather popular submissive male and does not know how to handle his new found fame. His only embarrassment is that the glow from his manhood cannot be covered up even while wearing clothing. It shines through very brightly.

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RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] - 3/20/2007 8:37:45 AM   
JerseyKrissi72


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Status: offline 		Dr. Robert Cloud has made news today with finding a cure for type 1 and type 2 diabetes....He has put alot of hard work and dedication into finding a cure and this will make major changes in so many people's lives. It's a simple injection which costs about $50.00, a one time visit to the doctor's office and changes are seen almost instantly...JerseyKrissi writes "Thankyou Robert, you have given me a second chance at life!!"...people cannot stop talking...you are surely a genius

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RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] - 3/20/2007 8:53:55 AM   
bearincuffs


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Status: offline 		News briefs from the Editor's desk:

JerseyKrissi72 , overjoyed at being cured, was seen around town with Michaelofgeorgia on a major shooping spree. RobertCloud is is being hailed as a miracle worker by WHO and is to be honoered at next months Nobel Prize ceremony on board the party cruise. Meanwhile, captainsgirls and DisirUrdsFylgja are being sued by BOUNTYHUNTER for refusing to brand and tag all fluffy bunnies and trolls lurking on the forums.

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RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] - 3/20/2007 9:32:29 AM   
azzmaster


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Status: offline 		( rueters)Robert Cloud picked up a 2nd charge of impersonating AZZMASTER yesterday in New York State Supreme Court in Albany New York.The charges stemmed from Robert appearing appearing before the tribunal of the Gods with an I AM DA AZZMASTER tshirt on and again covered in brown shoe polish. Judge Pamela Fever remanded Mr Cloud to Bellevue Psychitric Institute for a 30 day period of observation when Mr Clouds housekeeper testified that she had witnessed Robert castrate himself with a rusty civil war saber last Friday while muttering " Azz has to be taken down a few pegs" . The housekeeper said she had been concerned for Robert for a period of approximately one month, ever since he had taken to carrying around a very large tool box with the letters T H O R in gold leaf on the side. It contained an extremely large black dildo and the housekeeper said Mr Cloud would periodically jam it up his rectum suddenly during the ordinary course of conversation, as well as reportedly menacing her on 3 occaisions while she was cooking lunch, waving the dildo in the air and laughing maniacally saying" u can't touch dis bitch". She added that Mr Cloud had suddenly developed a taste for hip hop music, had bought complete CD sets of LLCool J and Big Daddy Cane.She added that he was depressed and had been sitting in front of his computer for almost 2 weeks wearing nothing but an
" I WISH I WAS BLACK" tshirt and refused food, wanting only to lick his dildo instead. Judge Fever said this was a sad case of Thor envy and particularly unfortunate with the recent success of Robert Clouds new novel. She said on a brighter note however , that physicians at Mt Sinai were attemting to make an artificial penis for Robert out of a cloned elelphant trunk in a daring new surgical procedure

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RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] - 3/20/2007 10:29:33 AM   
LotusSong


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Status: offline 		In a related story, Mt Sinai has reported a new cosmetic procedure that  transforms the vagina into a secondary anus.  An AA  (anus admirer), Azzmaster, was found in the admittance area of the hospital signing up women to have this surgery.   He was heard to comment  "If one is good.. two is better.  I will pay for any woman that wishes this surgery.  All I ask if that I be allowed to do the post-surgery examination and follow-up"

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RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] - 3/20/2007 11:47:49 AM   
RobertCloud


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LotusSong has just made the Headlines...

Her new fashions have been revealed on the runway and are a sensation. People are flocking to the stores to grab the new peek-a-boo look...

These new fashions allow the female wearer to flash an admirer a click glimpse of a breast or ass whenever they desire.

Some people are in an uproar, but others are proclaiming the fashion as Heaven Sent and about time.

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RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] - 3/20/2007 1:37:04 PM   
azzmaster


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Status: offline 		The doctor who invented the double anus surgery is a genius... i m thinking of nominating him for the nobel prize for medicine

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RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] - 3/20/2007 6:22:38 PM   
RobertCloud


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Status: offline 		The infamous AzzMaster has been arrested on charges of impersonating a Dildo. He was seen running down the middle of CollarMe Capital City wearing the costume and proclaiming that Robert Cloud was out to get him.

The Doctor's at Bellevue state that his fixation on Robert Cloud has caused him to be deranged and he has gone temporarily insane. They are going to place him into the facility for evaluation.

On a better note, they were able to do a transplant and restore Thor to its rightful place, so once again the minuscule Thor is happy upon the home of its owner, AzzMaster.

And on a brighter side, AzzMaster is responding well to the therapy, he is no longer proclaiming that Robert Cloud is out to get him. Unfortunately, he now has a new found fondness for ummm... well... this cannot be said politely so we must leave it to the readers' imaginations.

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RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] - 3/20/2007 6:45:13 PM   
azzmaster


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Status: offline 		Famous Porn Author eludes Police Dragnet on Subway
special to the New York Post by Adrian Marcado
Earlier today doctors at Bellevue Hospital reported that Robert Cloud who last week was
remanded to care after his spectacular bobbitization of Famous Penis Thor has escaped.
It is reported that Robert had not responded to the medication he had been given and they
were concerned that his fixation on the Famous Penis was continuing after orderlies reported
Robert was found on the phone in the middle of the night shouting at someone named " toll" or "roll"
that he was out, "to fix that big bastard Thor no matter how long it takes" Mr cloud was seen
entering the 121st street subway station wearing a hospital gown open in the back and brandishing
what looked like a machete. A subway rider reported him shouting at people on the train yelling,
"AZZMASTER IS A DILDO" this individual stated he saw a large dildo protruding from the escaped
patients open hospital gown but refrained from confronting him because of the machete he was swinging
in the air. Captain Bagby of the 11th Precinct stated the city's finest were confident of recapturing Mr Cloud
within the next 48 hours. Azzmaster confided to Captain Bagby that Robert is known to like restraints so that
waiving handcuffs in front of him could calm him enough to make capture relatively simple.


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RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] - 3/20/2007 7:11:52 PM   
RobertCloud


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Status: offline 		This game did not start out to be a I hate Azzmaster, he hates me thread... I even suspect he might be the one that IM'd me in yahoo but I don't care... I also suspect he might be the one that created the fake RobertCloud1 account.. again I don't care... The point is, that is not the purpose of this game... and there is no doubt that I find a man that talks about his cock as if it is another person and behaves as he does with an Ego the size of his completely ridiculous and a joke.

However, I am going to say that this is the last comment I am going to make on the subject in this thread. This is a game thread, and the purpose was NOT to be a flame war between him and I but a game of fun... it went beyond that and I am partially to blame if not completely so for I began the first comment about the castration of Thor.

Since, AzzMaster has such a strong and personal commitment to the proliferation and advertisement of his phallus that was probably the wrong thing for me to do, even if it was funny and meant in jest.

So, AzzMaster... have your fun, if you wish it... You know I think you are an arrogant jerk, and make no qualms about that but keep your comments to me here on collarme and do not harass me anyplace else. Also, I will stay out of the threads you create because I will not be able to keep my comments to myself when I see you acting as you do.

There... now for others that have enjoyed this game.. AzzMaster is still fair game.. it is just I will not post or comment on him... and he is welcome here...

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RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] - 3/20/2007 7:26:07 PM   
azzmaster


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Status: offline 		dont be silly Cloud. i thought twas all in fun and so were my postings. i like this type of thing. besides, i was thinking of renaming Thor anyway

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RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] - 3/20/2007 7:37:54 PM   
azzmaster


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Status: offline 		FYI. i certainly did not IM u, don't know ur private email, in fact i never IM people, IM makes me nervous, i would rather phone someone if i want all that convo. A fake account in ur name? nope , not here. u can have the mods find out who did tho, its not my style. i thought u were kidding around on this, i responded.
well as to men who brag about their dicks. Most bruthas do, its a black thing. i just like to kid around alot, makes my shift at work go quicker gettin on here... its not that serious to me, fasho

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RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] - 3/20/2007 9:52:18 PM   
RobertCloud


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Status: offline 		[Well since I was mistaken about AzzMaster's comments.. then here it goes..]

In the world of Science today a new development occurred as JerseyKrissi72 became the first submissive in space without the aid of a rocket.

After the recent success of AzzMaster's reattachment surgery JerseyKrissi72 was the first to volunteer to test AzzMaster's new equipment but the results were rather fantastic.

For JerseyKrissi became the first female to be launched into space by ejaculatory emissions.

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RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] - 3/21/2007 7:57:34 AM   
azzmaster


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Status: offline 		and i apologize robert if i offended u...where i grew up we played the dozens and it was always about dissing the other guy worse but in a funny way, then the other guy would try to top that...plus i figured the news story format would make it obviously satiric...problem sometimes with internet is u can't see the persons face and don't know whats kidding.

so in the new york daily news today it was discovered that Dick Cheney in a clever plot to pit members of collarme against each other was masquerading as both azz and robert, attempting to diviert his wife from all the emails Dick( who also calls his dick, Dick) wss getting from pro dommes. Azz and Robert agreed to drop all charges  should Cheney resign and set up a fund for college scholorships for minority students, directing 20% of all Halliburton funds for this purpose

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RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] - 3/21/2007 8:11:03 AM   
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Status: offline 		WASHINGTON, D.C.:    The Federal Bureau of Investigation, Division of Computer Crimes and Electronic Terrorism reported today that an electro-magnetic pulse of unknown origin wiped out the computers of over 40 persons who were connected to a little-known online bulletin board.  The bulletin board, "RE: Look who made the News" on an adult-themed website known as "CollarMe.com" was apparently targeted by an as of yet unidentified terrorist collective.  Collateral damage included severe electronic disruption of the brains of two of the computer users, known only as "azzmaster" and "RobertCloud", resulting in the complete destruction of these two persons' ability to reason, speak articulately and of all cognitive abilities.  Oddly enough, friends of the two stricken men report absolutely no change in their behaviors.

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RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] - 3/21/2007 6:37:00 PM   
azzmaster


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RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] - 3/21/2007 6:38:07 PM   
JerseyKrissi72


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RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] - 3/23/2007 1:58:54 AM   
RobertCloud


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Status: offline 		JerseyKrissi72 has just made news again as she has orbitted the earth for the fourth time mooning us all and still smiling from her experience with AzzMaster.

HydroMaster has boarded the space shuttle Restraint Bound 1 to make the trip to rescue JerseyKrissi, however there are complications as the entire crew of the shuttle craft seem to be more involved in an orgy of orgasmic proportions than they are concerned about the impending launch.

An Iranian Ambassador has been seen talking to AzzMaster and the hidden recorder on AzzMaster has confirmed that they are seeking him to be the new launching device for their Nuclear Weapons program after the failure of their own rocket program. Their scientists are already redesigning the missile sheathing so that it will fit "Thor" and AzzMaster can have a more accurate and powerful lauching method.

The Ambassador is being detained and questioned by missturbation who is using her special torture method of a samurai sword being held against the tip of his cock while she stands nude before him and plays with herself. It is obvious that his expanding problem is going to make him confess rather quickly.

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