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RobertCloud -> Look Who Made The News [Game] (3/11/2007 1:39:38 AM)
Since my last game flopped I am going to try this new one and make it much simpler and maybe a little more fun.. I will also give a few samples and please remember this is all just for fun... First.. You must use the person that posted before you in the NEWS report.. but the second person can be anyone that is a regular poster in "Polls and Random Stupidity" Since there is no current first poster I am going to give four examples of the Headlines that may be seen as news stories. Guinness Book of World Records has called to CollarMe Emergency Hospital to Record the a new world's record as Aileen68 had to wheel Fukin Troll into the hospital. Fukin Troll now holds the world's record for the world's largest Gonads as each weighed over 100 pounds and were as big as watermelons. CollarMe Boutique was pleased to present JerseyKrissy72 and Missturbation with the first annual prize for being tied as the two to moan the loudest while climaxing. They shattered windows 150 miles away. The Director of CollarMe Cruise Lines has had to suspend the naked twister tournament as HydroMaster and Mikal became entangled in such a catastrophic position that it has taken the judges and six others over ten hours to try to separate the two and they still have not succeeded. Of course it does not look like they really want to be separated either. Domiguy and cuddleheart50 were last seen in the Bahamas as cuddleheart was handcuffed to a palmtree and Domiguy was doing a strange ritualistic dance about her with a lobster clamped to his wing-wang. Now.. have fun everyone... Oh damn.. I am the first victim... covers my eyes...

JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] (3/11/2007 4:44:14 AM)
RobertCloud makes the news in the most mysterious way..Seems he has the power to write things down with a pen and make them all come true, he's the "WishMaster" of the year 2007...people are coming from all over the world to see what wonderful gifts he can give them...For example; one Cuddleheart found the man of her dreams at the hands of Robert Cloud she says in this interview, "It's amazing, it's like he has this special gift..I asked for true love and now we are planning to get married"..another writes "My name is Troll and now I own 20 loyal slaves- thankyou Robert Cloud"..what can I say except it seems to be a miracle.[8D]

bearincuffs -> RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] (3/11/2007 7:33:47 AM)
CollarMe Party Cruise ship security had to settle a dispute last night involving JerseyKrissi72 and bludemonn. Witnesses report a loud commotion in the upeer deck and one witness claims JerseyKrissi72 was apparently involved with a ritualistic branding of the renegade demonn. Details at 11

RobertCloud -> RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] (3/11/2007 9:32:04 AM)
The search is on for two missing regulars of the CollarMe forums, FukinTroll and domiguy. ModeratorEleven Chief of Police of the CollarMe Police Department reports that the primary suspect is bearincuffs as he was last seen dragging two rather suspicious and squirming bags into the woods of the CollarMe chat rooms. What has been done with the missing pair of regulars no one knows, we can only hope they have not met with a rear end intrusion at bearincuffs hands.

bearincuffs -> RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] (3/11/2007 10:08:24 AM)
The entertainment crew of CollarMe has recieved word that RobertCloud and SweetSarijane have formed a partnership and is embarking on a cross country tour promoting their new book, BDSM For Newbies. According to their agent, sambamanslilgirl, the tour starts off tonight with an invitation only black tie and leather dinner followed by a meet and great with the authors and then a two hour lecture from HydroMaster on the dangers of meeting fake trolls. This will be followed by a demonstration of varoius flooging techniques by dcnovice and Mikal.

RobertCloud -> RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] (3/11/2007 2:07:11 PM)
It is a festive day at the CollarMe World's Fair... The prizes are being awarded and First Place for the Cum Spitting Contest goes to bearincuffs for a distance of 12 yards and 3 inches. It was a close call, as sambamanslilgirl nearly upset the champion but came in second and receives the second place trophy for 12 yards and two inches, and third place was awarded to DiurnalVampire at 12 yards even but she almost got scratched because her Angel took way too long to actually reach the orgasm and time almost ran out on her. It was a last second blow, and she barely got the spit off in time. As she wiped her chin she replied, "I knew my Angel had it in him."

BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] (3/11/2007 2:23:14 PM)
bounty broke the world record for cum shooting contest 27 feet 6 inches after with drawl for a sexy slave...commitee for fair sex in Antigua

RobertCloud -> RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] (3/11/2007 2:33:41 PM)
For Breaking the Rules of the Game Police Chief ModeratorEleven took BountyHunter into custody where he is currently being administered his fair justice by having lilsubl and missturbation practice their oral fixation on him repeatedly until he is begging for mercy.

BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] (3/11/2007 2:37:26 PM)
mercy isn't in my voluntary ..smiles so the girls will be at it for some time and in my haste Imiss the point of the game don't beat me please oh hell go for it.... ..bounty

missturbation -> RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] (3/11/2007 2:41:17 PM)
Rude to type with my mouth full of bounty i know but ...............bountyhunter has been admitted to the local hospital after the orgasms which krissi and misst gave him through oral abso fucking lutely zapped every little bit of energy he has. Doctors say he may be suffering from exhaustion for many days to come [:D]

RobertCloud -> RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] (3/11/2007 2:56:15 PM)
Extra Extra Extra Read All About It!!! Missturbation and Loki have been seen together at the CollarMe Celebrity Ball. Loki obviously had had too much to drink for in the middle of the dance he began to do a strip tease and not to be outdone Missturbation joined in. The end result was the entire ballroom was dancing naked and soon an orgy commenced. The police were called in but they were overwhelmed and well, they joined in as well. Missturbation was quoted as saying, "Oh, ooo, oooo, ooh my god, yes,, yes,.. that's it.. yes.. harder.. harder... there.. faster you little god of mischief, faster... that's it.. use that hammer of the god's between your thighs... oh yes.. yes..."

missturbation -> RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] (3/11/2007 3:01:44 PM)
Missturbations solicitor has advised her to sue robert cloud for exxagerated journalism following the cm celebrity ball. Although she admits to doing said strip tease at said ball she insists there is no way she would speak such cheesy lines.

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] (3/11/2007 3:02:38 PM)
wow, collarme fans, where were you when RobertCloud and Hydromaster rocked the stage at the legendary House of Blues? Music by bearincuffs, the opening band, had everyone dancing and swinging in the aisles as DV's sweet vocals wowed the audience on lyrics. This reviewer gives this once-in-a-lifetime show 4 stars!!

RobertCloud -> RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] (3/11/2007 3:58:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation Missturbations solicitor has advised her to sue robert cloud for exxagerated journalism following the cm celebrity ball. Although she admits to doing said strip tease at said ball she insists there is no way she would speak such cheesy lines. After a lengthy court ordered mediation and listening to the tapes that Robert Cloud produced it was determined that neither party could prove or disprove the situation therefore Robert Cloud was ordered to print a disclaimer stating that the quote could not be directly proven to be missturbation however that it might be her or any number of others at the orgy that night. It is said that Robert Cloud and missturbation left the mediation process shaking hands and with a big hug. quote: ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl wow, collarme fans, where were you when RobertCloud and Hydromaster rocked the stage at the legendary House of Blues? Music by bearincuffs, the opening band, had everyone dancing and swinging in the aisles as DV's sweet vocals wowed the audience on lyrics. This reviewer gives this once-in-a-lifetime show 4 stars!! After which Robert had to return to the tour and met with sambamanslilgirl for an interview. Hydromaster was also present along with several fans. Bearincuffs and Diurnal Vampire were also present and a nice session of flogging took place as sambamanslilgirl begged to be the first in line to test the new line of floggers that Robert Cloud and HydroMaster have developed especially for the tour.

bearincuffs -> RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] (3/11/2007 5:30:50 PM)
RobertCloud finally confesssed to BOUNTYHUNTER after the late night party that it was actually dcnovice who forced him to speak those cheesy lins. Meanwhuile back at the office, HydroMaster was last seen harassing FukinTroll over who was going to be the first to brand missturbation over her comments about Diurnal Vampire

MsPoetress -> RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] (3/11/2007 5:50:37 PM)
bearincuffs and BOUNTYHUNTER together again. After 3 minutes of successfully hating on each other the hatchet has been quietly buried courtesy of missturbation’s lawsuit. "We are back!" the two said before driving away from CollarMe Celebrity Ball. ~poe

RobertCloud -> RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] (3/11/2007 9:43:57 PM)
The CollarMe Gazette is announcing the cumming out party of MsPoetress and dcnovice, as MsPoetress will be using dcnovice in his new ponygear dressed as a Dick Cheney Pony...

RobertCloud -> RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] (3/13/2007 1:00:20 PM)
[I know this is breaking the rules because you are not suppose to use yourself and post after yourself but I could not resist this one headline] The CollarMe Obituaries is sad to announce the the eulogy delivered stunningly be the former minister Robert Cloud for the late "Thor" was well received by all the members of Polls and Random Stupidity. AzzMaster was still in the hospital after the tragic accident that had depenalized him so abruptly when he had tried anal penetration upon one Mistress who put a sudden end to Thor's happy reign. As the earth fell upon the little coffin. Many mourners stood about toasting with glasses of champagne and caviar to bid a fond fairwell to the little guy's memory.

JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] (3/13/2007 1:40:06 PM)
news report: RobertCloud and FukinTroll were arrested after streaking naked through the whitehouse screaming "let it rain! let it rain!"..noone is quite sure what point they were attempting to make but they both are under the care of Doctor JerseyKrissi who says they are definately "troubled".

MadameDahlia -> RE: Look Who Made The News [Game] (3/14/2007 4:04:35 AM)
Extra! Extra! Read all about it! JerseyKrissi was caught making eyes at several wild and crazy CM members during a semi-planned convention of deviants, delinquints and perverts. She became the life of the party when a few of the convention-goers took notice of her come hither gaze. There was a kiddie pool filled with sugarfree jello and free range kinksters... need this reporter say more?

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