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Llyren -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/11/2007 11:14:42 PM)

Well.. I'm not "real" or "true" for the below reasons.

1.  I'm not even slightly obsequious
2.  My name is capitalized
3.  It doesn't mention knees or sub, or slave
4.  I'd rather be doomed to vanilla than use W/we
5.  I don't use lower case 'i' in referring to myself
6.  Titles are earned, not offered casually
7.  I'm not an 18 year old blonde who is a cheerleader in her spare time, who weighs 100 pounds soaking wet yet has DD tits.

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Evanesce -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/12/2007 1:02:11 AM)

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ORIGINAL: lilsubl

quote:

ORIGINAL: Evanesce

I was once told, upon divulging the fact that I had surrendered my safeword to the Kaptin on the day He collared me, that I was a clueless wannabe who was setting herself up for abuse, and that my Master was an abusive jerk who would probably end up killing me.


well, don't keep us in suspense!!  did those things come true???



LOL!  Well, considering I'd been with Him for 3 years at the time, and I've been with Him 7 years, and we're married now, I'd say the odds are against it.  [;)]



Chloelicious -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/12/2007 4:27:39 AM)

I 'm a fake because

I pretend to be in Europe but in fact i'm on Mars
I do not take the first flight back for 1000 miles to meet dom(me)s
I do not respond in the next 5 seconds to every mail i receive from people i Don't care about
I'm not as good looking as girls/subs/slaves you can find in movies like Rubber klinik(by Gwenmedia) and other BDSM related films
I dye my hairs too and change shades every 2 months.




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/12/2007 5:13:25 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Llyren

Well.. I'm not "real" or "true" for the below reasons.

1.  I'm not even slightly obsequious
2.  My name is capitalized
3.  It doesn't mention knees or sub, or slave
4.  I'd rather be doomed to vanilla than use W/we
5.  I don't use lower case 'i' in referring to myself
6.  Titles are earned, not offered casually
7.  I'm not an 18 year old blonde who is a cheerleader in her spare time, who weighs 100 pounds soaking wet yet has DD tits.

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yep, that would definitely make me fake.

still i cannot see a 100lb cheerleader jumping and flipping around with DDs.



Llyren -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/12/2007 8:31:33 AM)


Faboo!  We can be fake together!  We should hit the Field Museum and hang out with the other fake people in the Anthropological exhibits.

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BlkTallFullfig -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/12/2007 8:54:48 AM)

I'm fake because I'm not an out of control screaming bitch....  All the time.    M



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/12/2007 10:05:41 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Llyren


Faboo!  We can be fake together!  We should hit the Field Museum and hang out with the other fake people in the Anthropological exhibits.

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sure how about being the mannequins at Macy's near the Godiva chocolate stand



lilsubl -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/12/2007 10:06:39 AM)

YIKES!!!  that's about as fake as one can get (but you still scare me)



Llyren -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/12/2007 10:27:14 AM)

We could do that.  But the Field Museum has Scharfen-Berger dark chocolate.  I would do a great deal for Scharfen-Berger dark chocolate. 

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lilsubl -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/12/2007 11:02:48 AM)

oooh!!!  can i do that too???  there's not much i wouldn't do for Scharfen-Berger dark chocolate....



MistressFeathers -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/12/2007 1:49:12 PM)

ok I have to admit things as to why I am fake:

1. I have a real job
2. I do not dress in leather/pvc 24/7
3. I will not chat to/scene with/meet/have sex with EVERY person who contacts me
4. I have a sense of humour
5. I am not a 100lb cheerleader with DD tits
6. I don't have to co-ordination to walk across plain carpet & not trip on the pattern let alone cheerlead
7. I just paid £2.99 for a crop (although I did pay £35 for a camel whip 2 weeks ago)
8. I smile at various points when I am domming people - even in pics (bad me)
9. When people ask me to kidnap them, hold them hostage and beat them into oblivion I ask them if they (a) are nuts (b) know it is going to hurt.
10. I can have a conversation about something other than d/s



TrueCalling -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/12/2007 2:03:43 PM)

Let's see... I am a 'fake' because I refuse to 'talk like a slave' and address so-called 'Masters' as such. I am also a 'fake' because I knew almost twenty five years ago what slave is and that I believe there is one capacity for a slave to serve in~ always and all ways. Oh yes, I am a fake because i detest the pre-coined words such as 'lifestyle' and 'scene' Hell, I may as well be a fake because everyone who really is fake refuses to admit it!
 
colleen



Lordandmaster -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/12/2007 2:05:43 PM)

I'm a fake because I don't believe submission is a gift.

Oh, and because I think safe-sane-consensual is a crock of shit.



AquaticSub -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/12/2007 2:08:10 PM)

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ORIGINAL: HydroMaster

In an effort to prevent the death of lilsubl by way of boredom I submit the following.  We all have habits or methods that have brought us criticism from other members of this site.  So, the question I ask is what makes you so fake?  What detail of your personality or BDSM MO has been brought to your attention by a...well meaning(giggles)....member?

I was informed that I am a pompous jackass with no business beging here or ever having a sub....I'll keep their name to myself.

Next....


I am a fake because I didn't let the first "master" who happened to come along collar me, and instead held out for someone who cared about me. And I was sexually attracted to. [:D]



Severity -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/12/2007 2:09:19 PM)

I am fake because:

O/online I/i D/don't T/type L/like T/this !!!!!



MistressFeathers -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/12/2007 2:28:05 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Severity

I am fake because:

O/online I/i D/don't T/type L/like T/this !!!!!



I/w/We m/Might l/Let y/You O/off S/so l/Long A/as Y/you T/talk l/Like I/it i/In R/real-life



Severity -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/12/2007 2:45:29 PM)

Do you know how long it actually took me to read that reply ?
Oh the insanity!!



MistressFeathers -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/12/2007 2:48:56 PM)

I had a headache after typing it [:'(]  still the simple stupidity of it appealled at the time (to me)



raevnn -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/12/2007 3:24:42 PM)

I've never been told that I'm fake here, but I have heard it elsewhere:

I'm fake because I'm enslaved to my Daddy but since he's a 'daddy,' he must spoil me and I'm not really enslaved or owned and I can't possibly ever do a lick of work or take any pain or anything!

I'm fake because I'm not poly.

I'm fake because I'm not allowed to send pictures out to everyone who asks me.

I'm fake because I'm deliriously happy in my enslavement - slaves should all know that it's all work and sacrifice and pain and misery.

I'm fake because I don't write about all the sex and s&m we have in my livejournal out of respect for the relationship... it must mean that it never happens.

I'm fake because I have no safe word... I'm also satan because of this and stupid and foolish and not safe, sane nor holier than thou.

I'm fake because I'm madly in love with my owner and he with me.

I'm fake because I'm married.


At least no one says my boobs are fake. YAY!



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/12/2007 3:45:51 PM)

oh  yummy!!  dark chocolate!!  i'm soooooo there!!



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