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bearincuffs -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/12/2007 8:34:40 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MisterPhister

you can't be fake AND love dark chocolate
so THERE



But what if I like all types of chocolate? Am I still a fake?




lilsubl -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/12/2007 8:36:15 PM)

i thought that we had already proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that you are just as fake as the rest of us here, bear....




bearincuffs -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/12/2007 8:37:22 PM)

Just had to check and make sure my standing stayed the same! Heaven forbid if I turn out not to be fake or twue




lilsubl -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/12/2007 8:41:31 PM)

not much danger of that happening...




Llyren -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/13/2007 8:26:33 AM)

I stopped believing anything put forth by a scientific study after they said that dogs and cats don't dream.  Oh, and people who are 20 pounds or more "overweight" (don't get me started on -that- term) are 200% more likely to die.  
Silly me, I thought we all had a 100% chance of dying.

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sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/13/2007 9:10:41 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Llyren

Oh, and people who are 20 pounds or more "overweight" (don't get me started on -that- term) are 200% more likely to die.  
Silly me, I thought we all had a 100% chance of dying.

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LMAO - where do they come up with this stuff?

has anyone met a twue sub/slave/Dom/me in real life?




MiladyElaine -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/13/2007 10:21:29 AM)

Let's see, what first?  I'm fake because:
a. I'm overweight and if I can't take care of Myself, I can't take care of
   a slave either?!  LOL    Anybody know how demanding a cat and dog can be?
b. I start off training online for a couple of weeks, mostly to gage    obedience, intelligence, understanding, loyalty, etc.  Not many make it far.





MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/13/2007 10:35:16 AM)

Here are a few that I have heard:
  1. I must be a fake because I don't dress "appropriately" for a Mistress at all times, e.g. always being clad in black leather and boots or stilletos. 
  2. I have a desire for a long-term relationship that encompasses more than just BDSM.  "After all, this NOT a dating site" to quote one indignant sub who wanted to be played with and nothing more. 
  3. I am not an overbearing, domineering and aggressive bitch every minute of every day.  Frankly, I can get far better results from people in other ways in my daily life.  Plus, I am not interested in dominating every human being on the planet, just my sub. [;)]

Lady Topaz
 




lilsubl -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/13/2007 11:06:36 AM)

YAY!!!  more fakes to entertain me...this is sooooo helping my boredom issues...




lilsubl -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/13/2007 11:09:25 AM)

hmmmm...since i'm fake, does that make my boredom a fake issue???




bearincuffs -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/13/2007 11:19:19 AM)

Not really, think it makes it a weal and twue issue which confuses the weal and twue fakers




Llyren -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/13/2007 11:26:52 AM)

I'm good with that, provided the dark chocolate and spiffy boots are real. 

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lilsubl -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/13/2007 11:49:52 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: bearincuffs

Not really, think it makes it a weal and twue issue which confuses the weal and twue fakers


ahhh, of course...thank you for clearing that up for me, bear....




lilsubl -> RE: Why are you so fake (3/13/2007 2:30:25 PM)

YAY!!!  i just got an email telling me why i'm so fake...& telling me that if i spent 10% of my time doing lifestyle instead of talking about it i might be happier...perhaps he meant less bored???  oh, wait, that's the other thread.....

the coolest thing about these 2 emails is that he blocked me so that i couldn't reply...my reply that i tried to send was:  thank you for your insight...have a nice day...what a fake response, huh???  good thing he blocked me so he wouldn't have to put up with that.....[:D]




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