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missturbation -> 350 Sex tips !! (3/12/2007 5:05:11 PM)

350 mind blowing sex tips my magazine claims to contain. Yay, i thought i can learn some new sex tricks, well you'd think out of 350 there must be a few new ones or half decent ones. Nope ...........
 
* Do it in a dark cupboard.
* Use your vibrator like you're actually having sex - mix up the positions.
* Serve him beer topless.
* Boob sex.
* Blindfold him.
* Hum whilst giving him a blow job.
 
Boring, more boring and mind numbing. Now either im a bigger slut than i thought because i either found them boring or id done them already or we are running out of new delightful sexy, dirty things to do. Someone renew my faith in new mind blowing sex tricks and suggest some !! [;)]



GeekyGirl -> RE: 350 Sex tips !! (3/12/2007 5:17:13 PM)

I feel the same way when I read those articles...I always expect to see some mind bogglingly new idea.

Nope.

It's like :

"Give him head. Guys like getting head."

Ok, thank you. I figured that one out when I was a teenager but thank you anyway.



missturbation -> RE: 350 Sex tips !! (3/12/2007 5:19:06 PM)

I'm amazed by these magazines, its false advertising i tell u [:D]



DiurnalVampire -> RE: 350 Sex tips !! (3/12/2007 5:21:15 PM)

I wonder how many people's heads would explode if some of us Ladies from this site got together and published an article on OUR sex tricks...

*bats eyes*
DV



SweetSarijane -> RE: 350 Sex tips !! (3/12/2007 5:23:16 PM)

Only an article??? Hell, I'm thinkin you ladies would have a book's worth at least and possibly a series! I'd buy it and enjoy the hell out of reading it.



missturbation -> RE: 350 Sex tips !! (3/12/2007 5:27:59 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DiurnalVampire

I wonder how many people's heads would explode if some of us Ladies from this site got together and published an article on OUR sex tricks...

*bats eyes*
DV


Hmm now theres a thought [:D]



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: 350 Sex tips !! (3/12/2007 5:46:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SweetSarijane

Only an article??? Hell, I'm thinkin you ladies would have a book's worth at least and possibly a series! I'd buy it and enjoy the hell out of reading it.


i want an autograph copy from the authors.



Aileen68 -> RE: 350 Sex tips !! (3/12/2007 5:49:48 PM)

Collarme sex tip #1... Lay on your back and hang your head over the side of the bed so he can see how far he really is throat fucking you.  Easy access to your nipples too.



SilverShadows -> RE: 350 Sex tips !! (3/12/2007 5:50:02 PM)

Send copys to a few fundentalist ministers and hopefully their heads will explode.



corsetgirl -> RE: 350 Sex tips !! (3/12/2007 6:00:55 PM)

Miss:

Love the good sex tips except for number #1.  I don't think my butt would fit into a cupboard and well....splinters are not good, either.



SilverShadows -> RE: 350 Sex tips !! (3/12/2007 6:11:21 PM)

Collarme sex tip #2: Do it in the toilet stall in the prison visiting room.
Collarme sex tip #3: Make sure you're visiting a serial killer.



FreshBread -> RE: 350 Sex tips !! (3/12/2007 7:02:26 PM)

I usually leave 20%......



captainsgirl -> RE: 350 Sex tips !! (3/12/2007 7:07:12 PM)

boooooooooo



Evanesce -> RE: 350 Sex tips !! (3/12/2007 7:10:49 PM)

Go to Mexico in a Jeep.  Find a crowded beach at dusk.  Bend yourself over the roll bar and tell him to hop on.  Then on the bumper, and over the front seat, and across the back seat, and swinging off the spare tire.  Make sure everyone driving ATCs on the beach around you gets a good view.  Ask for copies of the video afterwards.

(Except for the video, this is a true story.)



FukinTroll -> RE: 350 Sex tips !! (3/12/2007 9:24:56 PM)

Did you forget to ask for the copy?



SweetSarijane -> RE: 350 Sex tips !! (3/12/2007 9:45:39 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

quote:

ORIGINAL: SweetSarijane

Only an article??? Hell, I'm thinkin you ladies would have a book's worth at least and possibly a series! I'd buy it and enjoy the hell out of reading it.


i want an autograph copy from the authors.




Me too! That'd really rock.



juliaoceania -> RE: 350 Sex tips !! (3/12/2007 10:31:50 PM)

I am afraid to offer any sex tips as they might bore you

Edited to add: On a first date go hiking and when he kisses you drop to your knees and deep throat him for all you are worth, even though you have not had sex yet and you are fully clothed...He seemed to like it on our first date[;)]. And Geeky, they are right, men like GOOD head



azzmaster -> RE: 350 Sex tips !! (3/13/2007 2:12:55 AM)

i have read alot of books about sex, and really everything u can find in any of them can be found in The Complete Kama Sutra... which has some BDSM stuff if u read all of it. but they didn't think of it as that it was just part of the accepted variety... i remember there was sposed to be some province where all the women proudly displayed scars on their breasts from where their lovers marked them with their nails....
azzmaster's tip....
rule # 1 for ultimate anal... plenty of lube applied sensuously... patience... let the tip of Thor rest against the anus till it relaxes a little... then ur in like Flynn...
rule#2... if the ass is so loose it doesn't need lube... find a different ass to fuck



StellaByStarlite -> RE: 350 Sex tips !! (3/13/2007 4:17:30 AM)

Nope. There are no new sex tricks. The members at CM have collectively done them all. We're sick compulsive perverts.



Heee!
Stella



mstrjx -> RE: 350 Sex tips !! (3/13/2007 4:23:00 AM)

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ORIGINAL: azzmaster

rule # 1 for ultimate anal... plenty of lube applied sensuously... patience... let the tip of Thor rest against the anus till it relaxes a little... then ur in like Flynn...



Um, wouldn't that be 'in like Thor'?  Giving Mr. Howdy too many names gets really confusing for the rest of us.



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