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SilverShadows -> RE: 350 Sex tips !! (3/14/2007 11:43:29 AM)

Unfortunately I believe you. I meet a woman who thought condoms were the male equivalent of tampons until she was 24.




SilverShadows -> RE: 350 Sex tips !! (3/14/2007 11:45:01 AM)

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ORIGINAL: lilsubl

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ORIGINAL: SilverShadows

Yes it has, on another thread I think someone wanted to stuff Thor into Tofu.


i think that someone is very close to you, Countess....



Who is close to me, I'll rip their throat out.
And that is the Countess's sex tip #5 Makes me cum everytime.




lilsubl -> RE: 350 Sex tips !! (3/14/2007 12:05:22 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SilverShadows

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ORIGINAL: lilsubl

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ORIGINAL: SilverShadows

Yes it has, on another thread I think someone wanted to stuff Thor into Tofu.


i think that someone is very close to you, Countess....



Who is close to me, I'll rip their throat out.
And that is the Countess's sex tip #5 Makes me cum everytime.


i have heard it's not a good thing to kill your toys....




SilverShadows -> RE: 350 Sex tips !! (3/14/2007 12:09:01 PM)

Why do you think I'm on this site? For the stimulating conversation? No, I am reducing the population of males who will meet any Domme sight unseen. I do perfer woman though and I love that smoky Oregon flavor.




lilsubl -> RE: 350 Sex tips !! (3/14/2007 1:05:39 PM)

ruh roh...off looking for that throat protector...i know it's here somewhere.....




SilverShadows -> RE: 350 Sex tips !! (3/14/2007 1:21:43 PM)

I beleive they are called a gorget. Better have a cross incribed on it. That won't stop me but it will make you feel safer.




RPutnamJr -> RE: 350 Sex tips !! (3/14/2007 1:23:36 PM)

Beware she is a preying mantis...will rip your head off your lifeless body, use you and then toss you to the side, when she is done.




lilsubl -> RE: 350 Sex tips !! (3/14/2007 1:25:10 PM)

well, feeling safe is all that really counts to someone as fake as i

oh, wait...wrong thread.....




SilverShadows -> RE: 350 Sex tips !! (3/14/2007 1:25:13 PM)

I beg your pardon, I am not!




lilsubl -> RE: 350 Sex tips !! (3/14/2007 1:27:15 PM)

but doesn't that only apply to the male preying mantis who can't use the little brain if the big brain is attached to their bodies???




SilverShadows -> RE: 350 Sex tips !! (3/14/2007 1:32:47 PM)

Now I am amazed at the depth or your knowledge.




lilsubl -> RE: 350 Sex tips !! (3/14/2007 1:33:53 PM)

thank you, thank you very much  [:)]




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