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Ohio Jokes - 3/16/2007 5:59:55 PM

pinksugarsub

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Ohioans

Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to
say about Ohioans..

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September
through May......... you may live in Ohio .

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance
and they don't work there,.... you may live in Ohio .

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with
someone who dialed a wrong number,....... you may live
in Ohio .

If you know several people who have hit a deer more
than once,.......you may live in Ohio .

If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same
day and back again,........you may live in Ohio .

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during
a raging blizzard without flinching,..........you may
live in Ohio .

If you install security lights on your house and
garage, but leave both unlocked,......... you may live
in Ohio .

If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows
how to use them,........you may live in Ohio .

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over
a snowsuit,...........you may live in Ohio .

If the speed limit on the highway is 65 mph --you're
going 80 and everybody is passing you,...... you may
live in Ohio .

If driving is better in the winter because the
potholes are filled with snow,........you may live in
Ohio .

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter,
still winter and road construction,.........you may
live in Ohio .

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your
car,.......you may live in Ohio .

If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly",........ you
may live in Ohio .

If you actually understand these jokes, and forward
them to all your Ohio friends & others,... you
definitely live in Ohio

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RE: Ohio Jokes - 3/16/2007 6:07:29 PM

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Everything is right except the Dairy Queen thing. They are already re-opened

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RE: Ohio Jokes - 3/16/2007 6:48:45 PM

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And unfortunately, most of those fit for IN too LOL

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RE: Ohio Jokes - 3/16/2007 10:55:30 PM

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i can drive threw 2 inches or was it 2 feet of snow 2 inches of snow doing 90 MPH without flinching so i know i live in ohio ;)

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RE: Ohio Jokes - 3/17/2007 1:47:06 AM

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alot few of these apply to florida in reverse, lol.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost summer, summer,
still summer and road construction,.........you may
live in florida .

If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same
day and back again,........you may live in Florida . (same one but still applies)

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September
through May......... you may live in Ohio . (well here where i live the Dairy Queen has switched to a dennys, to a mia mexico and back again before turning into a gas station)

Great list!

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RE: Ohio Jokes - 3/31/2007 1:14:52 PM

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one slight change to one of them:

If you know all 4 seasons: dog summer, almost winter, winter, and road construction,.........you may
live in Ohio .

and i know i live in ohio.. have all my life. and summer is the worst.

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RE: Ohio Jokes - 4/1/2007 8:51:50 PM

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As an Ohioan, I need to add a few things.

My shoes come of before my coat.

My right shoe is always first, on or off.

I will never set the stations on my car radio.

I have had to get my motor mounts replaced twice because of asshole drivers.

I have the absolute best theft deterrent column lock available in the world ON A 20 YEAR OLD CAR.

There is one last thing to remember, your car will rust faster in Ohio than almost anywhere else. Come on up !

T

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RE: Ohio Jokes - 4/2/2007 5:28:27 AM

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Hahaha!

I'll add one more city-specific thing..

" If you suspect you're living next to the Sopranos, you may be in Youngstown"

Hee!

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RE: Ohio Jokes - 4/2/2007 1:55:00 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

As an Ohioan, I need to add a few things.

My shoes come of before my coat.

My right shoe is always first, on or off.

I will never set the stations on my car radio.

I have had to get my motor mounts replaced twice because of asshole drivers.

I have the absolute best theft deterrent column lock available in the world ON A 20 YEAR OLD CAR.

There is one last thing to remember, your car will rust faster in Ohio than almost anywhere else. Come on up !

T

ya know.. ive never thought about it.. but when i wear a coat my shoes do come off first.. right shoe is always firest.. always.. socks r that way too. ive set that stations in my car.. but ive changed 3 recently. dont think ive had my mother mounts redone.. idk. id like to.. change one of urs.

u still lock your car even thou its 12 years old.. because all ur stuff is in it.

u could probably live out of your car for a week if you had to.

and yes.. my moms car and mine r rusting faster then anything.. i hate ohio sometimes... stupid weather.

H >:)

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RE: Ohio Jokes - 4/15/2007 10:36:27 AM

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for a while i thought i was reading about michigan.

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RE: Ohio Jokes - 4/15/2007 4:22:55 PM

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Know why ALL the trees in Michigan bend South?

Ohio SUCKS

I keed, I keed... Ohio's a nice place to be from.....

FAR FROM!!!
Still keeding...

I drive thru most of Ohio 12-18 times a year on my way to/from visiting the Fam, up in Detroit. Beautiful country-side. The OH/PA bprder is my "halfway-home" mark, BOTH ways!

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RE: Ohio Jokes - 4/17/2007 5:35:20 PM

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I lived in Central Illinois and it was flat as hell with no trees(the area around Champaign-Urbana and the University of Illinois). Now I live in Ohio-Trees, hills, nice scenery, but Cold in winter and Hot in summer with High Humidity.

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