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Cocktail - 3/21/2007 10:50:19 AM

MasterRobssara

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Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself :
Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"
Maxine: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."
Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"
Maxine: "No, they spread ."

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RE: Cocktail - 3/21/2007 11:25:45 AM

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that was fun. thank you.

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RE: Cocktail - 3/21/2007 12:00:37 PM

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Where did you say this coctail lounge is?

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RE: Cocktail - 3/21/2007 12:56:45 PM

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small town texas!

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RE: Cocktail - 3/21/2007 1:00:57 PM

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I'll never understand why we bother with the tails in the first place. Seems like a mighty waste of time and effort.

Stephan

(only going to serve cock.)

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RE: Cocktail - 3/21/2007 4:17:22 PM

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Greetings Master Stephan,

it is a little known scientific fact that tequila consumption makes a girl's clothes fall off...

winks,

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RE: Cocktail - 3/22/2007 2:19:19 AM

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*giggle* That was a good one!

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RE: Cocktail - 4/16/2007 1:48:05 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: fairerthanshe

Greetings Master Stephan,

it is a little known scientific fact that tequila consumption makes a girl's clothes fall off...

winks,

fairer than she

in my lil part of the universe........its not just the tequila that has that affect~

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