Collarspace Discussion Forums


Home  Login  Search 

What the gods do with selfish prayers


View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest
 
All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Humor and Games >> What the gods do with selfish prayers Page: [1]
Login
Message << Older Topic   Newer Topic >>
What the gods do with selfish prayers - 3/21/2007 4:24:50 PM   
TheSheepy


Posts: 31
Joined: 12/10/2006
Status: offline
When I was little, I would pray that I would one day have a pony and that I would be rich enough to shower in chocolate. I am blessed enough to have a pony, and enough money to live off of. I work at a Coldstone Creamery... a national chain of ice cream parlors. We make the ice cream in the stores from bags of mix and different natural flavorings. This is where the problems start.
I work the mornings, and as it is off-season, I work alone all day. Yesterday, truck came late. The delivery guy was rushed, I was frazzled, and we were both moving way too fast. A box of mix was damaged, but usable, so I put it in the freezer and forgot about it... until today.
Today, I was rushing to clean for inspection tomorrow. I had the enitre kitchen perfectly clean and the floor mopped and shiny. I went to pour the last bag of chocolate ise cream mix in the machiene and the bag busted because of yesterday's damage. Chocolate ice cream mix flew everywhere- into the front of the store, all over the floors, on the freezer, on the walls, and all over me. I had officially showered in chocolate- and undone 4 hours of work.
Of course, that is when lunch rush came through, and in my hurry to get to the front, I fell in ice cream mix. I finally got everything cleaned up, and the ice cream was done. And then a spring broke, and I was showered with choclate ice cream.
For some reason, I found this hilarious, and a coworker walked in and helped clean. I guess the gods have a great sense of humor!
Any other bad day experiences that would be humorous to others out there?
Profile   Post #: 1
RE: What the gods do with selfish prayers - 3/21/2007 6:16:24 PM   
Saratov


Posts: 1716
Joined: 10/22/2005
Status: offline
Don't the well known "they" say to be careful what you wish for?  Guess it applies to prayers too.

(in reply to TheSheepy)
Profile   Post #: 2
RE: What the gods do with selfish prayers - 3/22/2007 5:14:14 AM   
topcat


Posts: 1675
Joined: 1/31/2004
From: Tidewater, VA
Status: offline
I'd be living in fear of how the pony will show up...

_____________________________

-there is no remission without blood-

(in reply to Saratov)
Profile   Post #: 3
Page:   [1]
All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Humor and Games >> What the gods do with selfish prayers Page: [1]
Jump to:





New Messages No New Messages
Hot Topic w/ New Messages Hot Topic w/o New Messages
Locked w/ New Messages Locked w/o New Messages
 Post New Thread
 Reply to Message
 Post New Poll
 Submit Vote
 Delete My Own Post
 Delete My Own Thread
 Rate Posts




Collarchat.com © 2025
Terms of Service Privacy Policy Spam Policy

0.047