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Toilet Play - 3/24/2007 9:20:01 PM

gooddogbenji

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So I just got a message from a guy local to me, "Hey, wanna do some toilet play?"

My answer, of course, was "Sure!"

He got excited, and wrote back "Great! You be the top and use me."

"Ohhhh! You mean with you?

Fuck no!"

I'm waiting on his reply, but I just wanted to remind everyone to read the profile before you message.

Yours,

benji

PS: These messages were not verbatim, XI

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RE: Toilet Play - 3/24/2007 9:38:30 PM

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I absolutely read a profile before i message someone back. And hardly ever respond to a message from a person that doesn't have a completed profile.

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RE: Toilet Play - 3/24/2007 9:42:37 PM

DiurnalVampire

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I get offers like that too. I always ask what exactly in my profile did they see that would make them believe we would work well together. Chances are they havent even looked at mine, since I pretty clearly state in more than one place that Im not looking for anything in particular.

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RE: Toilet Play - 3/24/2007 9:45:47 PM

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I'm a straight, male, sub. He didn't read my profile.

Then again, throw enough shit against the wall, and some may stick.

In this case, literally.

Yours,

benji

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RE: Toilet Play - 3/24/2007 9:50:30 PM

Mikal

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Awwwwww, c'mon benji... do your human duty and relieve the poor fellow of his desperate lonelyness & rejoice in the fact that he chose YOU to comminicate with and share a very intimate moment with... YOU are special, and obviously this fellow saw/felt that...

I gotta stop now as I'm giggling too much... but hey, it sounds good!

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RE: Toilet Play - 3/24/2007 9:58:26 PM

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ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: Toilet Play - 3/25/2007 12:12:21 PM

LadyEllen

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When he replies, dont be surprised if

number ones; he's pissed at you
numbers twos; he calls you a shit

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RE: Toilet Play - 3/25/2007 1:00:29 PM

SweetSarijane

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Well considering his kink, I'd expect nothing less in a reply