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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/28/2007 5:41:46 PM

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This thread, while slightly humorous, is just plain pathetic if You ask me. Kill the damn spider and get on with Your life already.

The spider was killed a couple of pages ago.

   Misst, I'm going to leave you. You seem to be in good hands...well, hands, anyway. Of course they're the ones that weren't coming 'til Easter...then were going to hang around the wheelie bin.

                                                                  'hawk

no leaving poor defenceless me

I did offer to let you come curl up with me...until the spider scare is over. ;)

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/28/2007 5:44:54 PM

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The spider crisis may never be over - there are hundreds and thousands of the damn things and when they have all been eliminated there will still be midges, mosquitos, mice, creepy crawlies, monkeys. The list is endless.

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/28/2007 5:51:47 PM

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The spider crisis may never be over - there are hundreds and thousands of the damn things and when they have all been eliminated there will still be midges, mosquitos, mice, creepy crawlies, monkeys. The list is endless.
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Then maybe you need to hurry on over.

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/28/2007 5:52:39 PM

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Yep i think ur right.

Sheesh i've turned all girlie, when did that happen?

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/28/2007 5:58:45 PM

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awwwwwww you party poopers..may the poor spider rest in peace...bounty

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/28/2007 5:59:01 PM

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Yep i think ur right.

Sheesh i've turned all girlie, when did that happen?

Good girl...of course I'm right, missy. Sure, you're 'all girlie'. Happened a number of years ago. Didn't you notice?

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/28/2007 6:04:44 PM

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I will second that motion for she is all girly smiles..bounty

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/28/2007 6:40:22 PM

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Cinderella has left the ball.

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/28/2007 6:43:13 PM

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almost 3am in the UK . so she either fell asleep or the spiders got her

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/28/2007 7:03:23 PM

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Picture this, i'm watching tv, browsing cm, chewing my fingers, smoking and drinking my coffee when out of the corner of my eye i see the biggest, scariest spider i have ever seen and it's heading in my direction. I am so not kidding this thing is as big as a tarantula and i can hear it saying 'yummy, misst for tea'!!
I've nothing to hand to squish it with so i leap off the other side of the sofa and run for my trainer. Back i lean off the sofa, careful balancing act i can tell ya or i'm going to drop into the jaws of this arachnid from hell. I squish it and yes its dead - yipee!!
Now i have the problem thats its curled up by the fire, dead of course well it hasn't moved so i'm hoping. Oh god what if its still alive and just trying to fool me? Anyway my whinge here is that there is no man here to move its ugly little corpse from my carpet and no way am i moving it.
Please please please someone come remove this ugly eight legged fiend from my floor

You and my sister would get alond wonderfully. You can both spend the whole day together cowering from the spiders and calling for help. Maybe you can take her idea....the dog has been trained to attack spiders.

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/28/2007 8:41:08 PM

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*walks in with a shot gun .... shoots the rabbitt and licks the kitty and dives out the window*

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/28/2007 11:14:45 PM

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You can have her if ya want!!
She comes with a lovely home in Espana.

But only if you promise no spider delieveries

LOL how generous. How about just the home in Spain??? Does this mean I have to unpack the box with the midgets as well? I just finished drilling the air holes.

You forgot to include clowns on your list of scary squicky things.

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/28/2007 11:38:04 PM

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Good morning,
We hope you slept well, you do realise that you killed one of the arachnid mafiosi, watch out that you don't find a hamster head in your bed!!!
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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 12:44:26 AM

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Damn! I muddled something up and then did go to sleep.
http://images.google.de/imgres?imgurl=http://www.hlasek.com/foto/mungos_mungo_db8575.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.hlasek.com/mungos_mungo_db8575.html&h=500&w=483&sz=54&hl=de&start=2&tbnid=Zg-shuz7B5wi7M:&tbnh=130&tbnw=126&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmungo%26gbv%3D2%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Dde%26sa%3DG

This is a Mungo, but he does not kill spiders, he attacks snakes.

Sorry!

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 5:33:14 AM

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Yep i think ur right.

Sheesh i've turned all girlie, when did that happen?

Good girl...of course I'm right, missy. Sure, you're 'all girlie'. Happened a number of years ago. Didn't you notice?

I've never been a girlie girl til now !!

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 5:34:18 AM

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I will second that motion for she is all girly smiles..bounty

*giggles* in a non - girlie way.

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 5:35:35 AM

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almost 3am in the UK . so she either fell asleep or the spiders got her

Went for some beauty sleep and guess what i had nightmares about?

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 5:37:49 AM

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Hydro i need me a trained spider killing dog

Tamer leave my bunny alone. The pussy you are welcome too

sdfemdom please dont send the clowns as well. ever since i watched stephen kings it ............need i say more?

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 5:42:09 AM

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laughs .. well it aint completly my fault . atleast you got sleep i finally walked away at 5am and was up at 9

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 5:45:50 AM

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Well ur a bloke and blokes are daft if you ask me.

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