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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 5:47:27 AM   
Darias


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chicks are crazy thats a well known fact

on a side note i got a proposal of marriage from someone on collarme this morning that ive never talked to . so im actually feeling very chuffed with my sexyness


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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 5:51:34 AM   
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As for crazy - yes 100% we are but thats what you love about us

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 5:56:42 AM   
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We love womens crazyness .... oh no not true ... we suffer through womens crazyness cause it is outweighed by your good qualitys ... like boobies


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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 5:58:12 AM   
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Nothing i can really say to that.

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 6:00:35 AM   
Darias


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Status: offline 		you could Tell Me that women have more important qualitys than their mammorie glands (SP?)
inform me im a dirty little perv for even mentioning the affore mentioned assets
or ....


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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 6:04:17 AM   
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Status: offline 		I could but i believe in asset equality meaning no asset is more important than any other.
So whether its breasts, ass, legs, hair, teeth, intelligence, wit, crazyness, understanding they are all equally important qualities.
Now thats the last semi - serious post you are gonna get from me today or maybe that should be forever

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 6:05:25 AM   
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Status: offline 		dont do comical first thing in the morning ? or it takes a while for you to get warmed up ? *EG* 

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 6:10:16 AM   
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Once bitten, twice shy and all that.
 
Oh and just to keep on topic the spider was dead and my house mate moved it for me this morning. I made him cremate it.
 

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 6:12:32 AM   
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Status: offline 		now the lil spider family will never have the piece of mind gained from putting a dead family member through the proper spider death rituals ... you realise they will be haunted by this travesty for ever .. poor widdle harmless spiders 

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 6:12:55 AM   
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Status: offline 		Misst.......you're an absolute nut.!!  Love the thread. Hope you brushed your teeth when you awoke....and gargled with kerosene( a killer of spider eggs).  Neat sense of humor, combined with sensual femininity..........what a combo!!  And not to worry spiders actually lay eggs only in warm, moist places............Mmmmmmmm 

Oh, and BTW, I'd have no problems with 'eating' ............'cept possibly getting flight reservations. 
And , remember, Al Gore didn't invent the 'Web'..................it was them damn spiders!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 6:16:18 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: ONEDEMANDINGMSTR

Misst.......you're an absolute nut.!!  Love the thread. Hope you brushed your teeth when you awoke....and gargled with kerosene( a killer of spider eggs).  Neat sense of humor, combined with sensual femininity..........what a combo!!  And not to worry spiders actually lay eggs only in warm, moist places............Mmmmmmmm 

Oh, and BTW, I'd have no problems with 'eating' ............'cept possibly getting flight reservations. 
And , remember, Al Gore didn't invent the 'Web'..................it was them damn spiders!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1DEMANDING


Would you all excuse me whilst i go do the mirror squat thing!!
Apparently, well i heard it somewhere that you eat on average eight spiders in your life without knowing.
Oh and yes i am slightly nutty or loca or pyschic, nope pyscho i think
 

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 6:17:35 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Darias

now the lil spider family will never have the piece of mind gained from putting a dead family member through the proper spider death rituals ... you realise they will be haunted by this travesty for ever .. poor widdle harmless spiders 


Ok it was trespassing and where i come from we dont put up with that shit. Now had it been a handsome dom then he cud have trespassed all he liked but eight legged freaks na ha not in my house !!

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 6:19:15 AM   
Darias


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Status: offline 		ill keep that in mind ... what if the aforementioned dom happens to bring spiders with him i dunno ohh so in a bunch of flowers or something ? non intentionally of course 

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 6:20:48 AM   
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Status: offline 		I'd have to stab him in the balls with my nail file
Crap that wouldnt work its not metal.
Id heat my straighteners and place his penis in them for some hot loving

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 6:22:51 AM   
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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 6:25:44 AM   
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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 6:27:01 AM   
ONEDEMANDINGMSTR


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Status: offline 		OMG!! Cancelling the flight reservations, and the order from the florist..........Never mind..............smile
Not into being stabbed with a cardboard nail file. But have used them on nips............to great effect......

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 6:27:04 AM   
Darias


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you try burn my bits ill be returnin the favour


< Message edited by Darias -- 3/29/2007 6:30:19 AM >

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 6:28:28 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: ONEDEMANDINGMSTR

OMG!! Cancelling the flight reservations, and the order from the florist..........Never mind..............smile
Not into being stabbed with a cardboard nail file. But have used them on nips............to great effect......

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No don't cancel the flight i need some nail file action - pretty pretty please

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/29/2007 6:30:13 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Darias

can we say full body red cancle wax play :P 


Yes clever me *claps hands and goes to put schoolie uniform on*
Ready for my next lesson

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