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NOW votes on the gender of god - 3/29/2007 2:29:44 PM   
Phoenix2raven


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Status: offline 		The national organization of women voted on the gender of god this year. They decided that god is a man after all. Cause if god was a woman cum would be chocolate flavored. 
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RE: NOW votes on the gender of god - 3/29/2007 8:40:02 PM   
darchChylde


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in your standard heterosexual relationship who generally enjoys fellatio more?  i think the reasoning that NOW has come up with is sound, but the conclusion is faulty; if cum were chocolate flavored, women would be lined up to get some straight from the tap

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RE: NOW votes on the gender of god - 3/30/2007 12:15:57 AM   
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RE: NOW votes on the gender of god - 3/30/2007 12:23:16 AM   
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Status: offline 		If God was female the Christian God would be a lesbian (ok, ok, or bi. but lesbian makes it funnier to me), since she got Mary pregnant.

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RE: NOW votes on the gender of god - 3/30/2007 5:40:23 AM   
LadyEllen


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Status: offline 		Look around at the mess the world is in - that could only be a male.

And the same male God, realising the mess he and those in his image have made of the world is now bringing women to the fore.

Not because he or they believes that women could do the whole job better.

But because they expect the women to clear up after them.

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RE: NOW votes on the gender of god - 3/30/2007 8:10:34 AM   
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Men would have their dicks on their chins!

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RE: NOW votes on the gender of god - 3/30/2007 9:21:20 AM   
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ORIGINAL: MistressTexas

Ohmygod DarchChylde... I officially adore you!


*in a deep southern drawl*  Well darlin', you sure done went ahead and made my day.
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heard in a African Baptist Church somewhere in the deep south

Pastor:

"GAAAAAAAAAAAWD is not... black or white!!!
   GAAAAAAAAAAAWD is not... male or female!!!
        GAAAAAAAAAAAWD is not... straight or gay!!!"

Little boy in the fifth row:

"Memaw?  Is Michael Jackson God?"

< Message edited by darchChylde -- 3/30/2007 9:24:18 AM >

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RE: NOW votes on the gender of god - 3/30/2007 9:28:02 AM   
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RE: NOW votes on the gender of god - 3/30/2007 9:34:13 AM   
redsky


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Chocolate flavour cum...yummy!

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RE: NOW votes on the gender of god - 3/30/2007 9:58:27 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: darchChylde

heard in a African Baptist Church somewhere in the deep south

Pastor:

"GAAAAAAAAAAAWD is not... black or white!!!
  GAAAAAAAAAAAWD is not... male or female!!!
       GAAAAAAAAAAAWD is not... straight or gay!!!"

Little boy in the fifth row:

"Memaw?  Is Michael Jackson God?"


and the mother answers: no. Michael Jackson is the devil.
(sorry for the off topic. I couldn't resist)

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RE: NOW votes on the gender of god - 3/30/2007 10:00:52 AM   
darchChylde


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ORIGINAL: WilliamWizer
and the mother answers: no. Michael Jackson is the devil.
(sorry for the off topic. I couldn't resist)


actually, even further off topic; "Memaw" would actually be the little boy's grandmother

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RE: NOW votes on the gender of god - 3/30/2007 10:04:50 AM   
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Status: offline 		Well of course she would.... who else?

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RE: NOW votes on the gender of god - 3/30/2007 10:20:51 AM   
darchChylde


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ladies, would anybody like some chocolate?

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RE: NOW votes on the gender of god - 3/30/2007 10:29:18 AM   
Vendaval


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Will it be dark chocolate?
And will you be serving us naked, laddie?

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RE: NOW votes on the gender of god - 3/30/2007 10:32:08 AM   
darchChylde


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ORIGINAL: Vendaval

Well, that depends now, doesn't it, aye?
Will it be dark chocolate?
And will you be serving us naked, laddie?


i have been known to set a quite impressive spread at a fondue partie, and i'll be dressed as Ma'am dictates

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RE: NOW votes on the gender of god - 3/30/2007 10:33:53 AM   
Vendaval


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RE: NOW votes on the gender of god - 3/30/2007 10:39:28 AM   
darchChylde


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ORIGINAL: Vendaval

Where and when?


Septober 12; at the city hall of a town of unquestioned virtue in the United States

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RE: NOW votes on the gender of god - 3/30/2007 10:41:58 AM   
Vendaval


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I think she left with the 40 year old virgin.  

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ORIGINAL: Vendaval

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Septober 12; at the city hall of a town of unquestioned virtue in the United States


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RE: NOW votes on the gender of god - 3/31/2007 2:16:52 PM   
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RW

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RE: NOW votes on the gender of god - 4/1/2007 1:20:06 PM   
hobbit9sub4u


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Status: offline 		cum? chocholate? yuck!(in my opinion)
now why would you ruin a perfactly good thing like cum with that stuff?

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