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NorthernGent -> Ladies.... (3/31/2007 12:45:05 PM)

A chance for you to consider your perfect D/s partner:

1) Moses
2) The Devil
3) The Incredible Hulk
4) Spider Man
5) God
6) Carl Lewis
7) Elton John
8) God's son (forget his name, bearded bloke with long hair, last seen hustling pub quizes with the wise men of the East)
9) Garth Brooks
10) The prophet Mohammed
11) John the Baptist
12) David and Goliath
13) Good King Wenceslas
14) Trotsky
15) Allah
16) Jimmy Connors
17) King Canute
18) Last year's pop idol winner
19) Last year's Kentucky Derby winner
20) Barry Manilow

Who would you go for and why?





missturbation -> RE: Ladies.... (3/31/2007 12:54:58 PM)

None of the ones you listed. I mean come on [:'(]




MsKatHouston -> RE: Ladies.... (3/31/2007 12:58:37 PM)

Wow, that is the longest list of unappealing slaves I have seen lol

I suppose Elton John because he could sing to me and entertain my friends.




Lorelei115 -> RE: Ladies.... (3/31/2007 1:02:12 PM)

Spiderman 'cause dammit, he'd be ace at cleaning those high bookshelves.




litleone8620 -> RE: Ladies.... (3/31/2007 1:02:15 PM)

I'd go with Spider Man.

I've seen how tough the web stuff is. That would make excellent bondage rope....




redsky -> RE: Ladies.... (3/31/2007 1:03:26 PM)

i think i'd choose the Devil, cos He probably has the most 'wicked' sense of humour!




MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Ladies.... (3/31/2007 1:06:17 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MsKatHouston
Wow, that is the longest list of unappealing slaves I have seen lol


Agree totally!  From the given list, I would probably pick Barry Manilow so I could gag him, LOL (just kidding, sorry Manilow fans).
 
Though they are not listed, I would like to do evil things to George Clooney because he's cute and spank Jack Nicholson because he looks like he needs it, LOL.
 
Lady Topaz




NorthernGent -> RE: Ladies.... (3/31/2007 5:12:10 PM)

No one interested in John the Baptist and his breath play?








FukinTroll -> RE: Ladies.... (3/31/2007 5:29:20 PM)

No Trolls on the list?

Racist!




sillygirl09 -> RE: Ladies.... (3/31/2007 5:33:16 PM)

I'll take the troll [;)]

Out of the list though I think I'd take the devil if it can be the tazmanian devil.




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Ladies.... (3/31/2007 5:33:58 PM)

good grief, gent, you call them perfect?!?! LMAO

my perfect D/s partner would have the charm of Clark Cable, the sexiness of Denzel Washington, the smile of Errol Flynn, the debonair of Tyrone Powers, the body of Rock Hudson, the southern VA accent of my Daddy and dominant personality of Sir Sean Connery.

wow - what a man!




FukinTroll -> RE: Ladies.... (3/31/2007 5:38:35 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

good grief, gent, you call them perfect?!?! LMAO

my perfect D/s partner would have the charm of Clark Cable, the sexiness of Denzel Washington, the smile of Errol Flynn, the debonair of Tyrone Powers, the body of Rock Hudson, the southern VA accent of my Daddy and dominant personality of Sir Sean Connery.

wow - what a man!



Have you been masturbating to my pic again?




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Ladies.... (3/31/2007 5:43:26 PM)

*wink*  this submissive will not say




FukinTroll -> RE: Ladies.... (3/31/2007 5:46:38 PM)

Muhahahhahhahahah... nuff said.




Majik -> RE: Ladies.... (3/31/2007 6:24:24 PM)

Hrm...with the list given I think i'd rather be caught with a vibe with dead batteries.[;)]




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Ladies.... (3/31/2007 6:31:06 PM)

*looking at Troll's pictures again and whistles*




Chloelicious -> RE: Ladies.... (4/1/2007 3:03:55 AM)

Probably the Devil,

Imagine what this "guy" could do with those Horny hornes[:D],.He can tie/whip you just with his "tail"  Using his fork as a dildo or to ticckle you  I also like hot weather!
the worse part of that is that he must be really bad at fisting with  his sharpened nails [8D]




servilecat -> RE: Ladies.... (4/1/2007 3:32:23 AM)

The Devil...

i will pretend He at least resembles Tim Curry in Legends...cloven hooves and BIG Horns
 




NorthernGent -> RE: Ladies.... (4/1/2007 9:56:54 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

good grief, gent, you call them perfect?!?! LMAO



I did include God and Jesus, didn't one of them die to prove his perfection?....and Allah's in there, too....can 1 billion muslims be wrong?...I dunno, no pleasing some.

I can sense you have a soft spot for The Incredible Hulk.











sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Ladies.... (4/1/2007 12:48:58 PM)

who me? have a soft spot for the Incredible Hulk? now would that be the Bill Bixby/Lou Ferrigno combo or Eric Bana?




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