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LadyEllen -> RE: Ladies.... (4/1/2007 1:49:32 PM)
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ORIGINAL: NorthernGent
None of these are suitable, let alone perfect!
1) Moses - too elderly and infirm, wont go anywhere without tablets
2) The Devil - like I'd be seen with a guy who's bright red and has horns?
3) The Incredible Hulk - green is no better than red, sorry
4) Spider Man - a guy who crossdresses as an arachnid? are you serious?
5) God - no good sorry, he's never around when you need him
6) Carl Lewis - Carl who?
7) Elton John - best pick so far, 'cept I'm the only queen round here
8) God's son (forget his name, bearded bloke with long hair, last seen hustling pub quizes with the wise men of the East) - no. any guy who thinks a "hot ride" is entering Jerusalem in the midday heat on a donkey isnt for me
9) Garth Brooks - friend of Carl Lewis?
10) The prophet Mohammed - there's half a dozen guys called Mohammed round here, and they all turn a profit - which one?
11) John the Baptist - last impressed by a guy eating bugs when I was six, sorry
12) David and Goliath - one overgrown dumbass and one know it all weedy little geek with a slingshot? Not too tempting
13) Good King Wenceslas - warm feet a definite plus, unbounded charity a definite plus, being Czech the overriding negative though
14) Trotsky - (n)ice pick, but much too nerdy
15) Allah - nah, I heard he doesnt like fatwah chicks
16) Jimmy Connors - good service to be sure, but too noisy what with the racquet wherever he goes
17) King Canute - a civilised, cultured Viking? take out the civilisation and culture and it might be worth looking at
18) Last year's pop idol winner - friend of Garth Brooks?
19) Last year's Kentucky Derby winner - not possible due to mix up at pet food factory
20) Barry Manilow - who nose, might work out, but looks are important you know
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