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BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" (4/13/2007 6:06:13 AM)

I would say that I am a real man,a mans man,I like women no mater what, the only exception maybe be those 300 pounders out there,OH I would still like them as friends but certainly not into my bed..MY lady tips the scales at around 160 and the girls are 128 and 150,so no Barbie's here,I will say I like one on occasions to remind me of the good ol" days.YEP I was a cuntmans, Working in NYC as a BG for a high profile sports person and nothing but Barbie's around so you could say I became addicted to Barbie's smile..Women are women where ever you may go .Some are warm heart wenches and other are bitches,so you must decide," can you live with them or would you just rather get that occasional" encounter" in then go home...just the views of this ol" master




Aileen68 -> RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" (4/13/2007 6:12:22 AM)

I would take GI Joe over Ken anyday.
He's just so masculine and he fills out his camo quite nicely.
Plus he drives a Hummer.




UntamedStar -> RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" (4/13/2007 6:12:31 AM)

erm... if she was 72 dd her back would be wider than her height....me thinx you mean 22zz instead...




MstrssPassion -> RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" (4/13/2007 6:13:41 AM)

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ORIGINAL: domiguy

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ORIGINAL: SirDiscipliner69

Actually Barbie is anotomically way off scale...perhaps 72dd?

I would not turn down an opportunity to discover just how Barbie would differ though [image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m10.gif[/image]

Ross
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I would think that the only difference that you would encounter is that Barbie is made of a hard plastic where the majority of your other dates have to be blown up.



HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!





KatyLied -> RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" (4/13/2007 6:15:20 AM)

G.I. Joe also comes with cool accessories that can be kinky, such as clubs, knives, etc.




StellaByStarlite -> RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" (4/13/2007 6:17:11 AM)

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ORIGINAL: KatyLied

G.I. Joe also comes with cool accessories that can be kinky, such as clubs, knives, etc.



Yeah, but he also spends a suspicious amount of time running around with other soldierboys.




farglebargle -> RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" (4/13/2007 6:24:07 AM)

"Nappy Headed Joes"?




BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" (4/13/2007 6:41:59 AM)

LETS not get started of the nappy heads smile,I called DIANE my nappy headed wench this morning she replyed"********************" so I guess I was sweetly told off...bounty




BBBTBW -> RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" (4/13/2007 6:53:56 AM)

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ORIGINAL: SirDiscipliner69

Actually Barbie is anotomically way off scale...perhaps 72dd?

I would not turn down an opportunity to discover just how Barbie would differ though [image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m10.gif[/image]

Ross
©º°¨¨°º©



She is more like 34zzz




Mercnbeth -> RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" (4/13/2007 7:06:02 AM)

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So why do women use the line "I am not a Barbie" like it is some kind of in your face challange?


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The Body Shop ran an ad campaign designed to promote a healthy body image by creating an "Anti-Barbie" using "Ruby"(pictured above)...
 
Mattel sent the Body Shop a cease and desist order, demanding the ads be pulled from American windows because of the "insult" to Barbie.




LadyEllen -> RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" (4/13/2007 7:09:49 AM)

Hmmmm. Ruby's hair seems distinctly red in colour.

Clearly an unsuitable role model as I understand from a recent thread.

E




BBBTBW -> RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" (4/13/2007 7:11:18 AM)

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ORIGINAL: BOUNTYHUNTER

I would say that I am a real man,a mans man,I like women no mater what, the only exception maybe be those 300 pounders out there,OH I would still like them as friends but certainly not into my bed..MY lady tips the scales at around 160 and the girls are 128 and 150,so no Barbie's here,I will say I like one on occasions to remind me of the good ol" days.YEP I was a cuntmans, Working in NYC as a BG for a high profile sports person and nothing but Barbie's around so you could say I became addicted to Barbie's smile..Women are women where ever you may go .Some are warm heart wenches and other are bitches,so you must decide," can you live with them or would you just rather get that occasional" encounter" in then go home...just the views of this ol" master


Curiosity.  How tall are these women that you associate yourself with?  People tend to forget or just leave out height/weight/skeletal build ratios.   Yes they do matter.




juliaoceania -> RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" (4/13/2007 7:33:57 AM)

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yep bigger girls can actually be in better health and fitness than the small big boobed lil blondies out there.


Yes they "can be", but not all of them are...

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most times a bigger girl has better control over her life and what she puts into her body where as the lil bimbo starves herself to stay thin


Where are the statistics that prove this? Anyways, do you know how sad it is to have an eating disorder?

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"Oh i'm a size ZERO" if your a zero.. then doll ya don't exhist!


That is just mean spirited, and frankly untrue.

You know, there is no reason to bash on thin women because some men prefer them. As someone that has to watch what I eat now I am getting older, and exercise I know it is a struggle to keep pounds off, but as a young woman I was naturally slender, big busted and long legged... when I went to the beach men would call me "Barbie" and I never thought it was a compliment. They were calling me an empty headed plaything. No one should be called that because of the way they look.




drawntothedark -> RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" (4/13/2007 10:53:18 AM)

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ORIGINAL: juliaoceania

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yep bigger girls can actually be in better health and fitness than the small big boobed lil blondies out there.


Yes they "can be", but not all of them are...

quote:

most times a bigger girl has better control over her life and what she puts into her body where as the lil bimbo starves herself to stay thin


Where are the statistics that prove this? Anyways, do you know how sad it is to have an eating disorder?

quote:

"Oh i'm a size ZERO" if your a zero.. then doll ya don't exhist!


That is just mean spirited, and frankly untrue.

You know, there is no reason to bash on thin women because some men prefer them. As someone that has to watch what I eat now I am getting older, and exercise I know it is a struggle to keep pounds off, but as a young woman I was naturally slender, big busted and long legged... when I went to the beach men would call me "Barbie" and I never thought it was a compliment. They were calling me an empty headed plaything. No one should be called that because of the way they look.



I have a very thin friend. She gets told all the time (sometimes by strangers) you need to eat more, etc, etc. I have never understood why people think it's okay to critize a person weight WHATEVER the weight may be. Just because someone is small doesn't make it any better to chime in on their weight. What? only big girls have feelings?





Lashra -> RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" (4/13/2007 11:09:37 AM)

I guess if some men are into plastic dolls that cannot think or move on their own...well whatever floats their boat. I do not see it as a challenge as much as a desire for something that is just a fantasy.

If women really looked like Barbie dolls you guys wouldn't be so hot after them, we would look so ridiculous it wouldn't be funny. Kind of like being at the carnival in the house of mirrors funny....

Besides how many men want to hear a woman say "I want to tag a Ken"....

~Lashra




daddysprop247 -> RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" (4/13/2007 11:11:04 AM)

first, Ken is gay.
second, i've never used or even heard another woman use the phrase "i'm not a Barbie." probably because most men i know don't find anything at all desireable about that particular doll. now maybe change "i'm not a Barbie," to "i'm not a supermodel," or "i'm not a stick figure," then yeah i've heard that a few times. i think it's a bit of defensiveness that comes from insecurity about either their appearance or their size. i will even say about myself "oh i'm just average," because i don't want to give anyone the impression that i'm some out of this world hottie, and then have them be disappointed. that would be devastating. so i'd rather play myself down so hopefully they're pleasantly surprised.




adoracat -> RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" (4/13/2007 11:49:32 AM)

i had a friend who was moaning about her weight issues about being a size 12 and weighing 125.  i understood.  wench is 4'10" and that's big on her frame.

i'm 5'2" if i stretch real tall.  i have a small frame.  i have weight issues.  "plump" is the word wolf prefers, and has loudly stated "no stick women!"  Sir likes me just as i am.

i think its all how you percieve yourself.

kitten who really needs to get more than 3 hours of sleep at a time.....




drawntothedark -> RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" (4/13/2007 12:00:40 PM)

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ORIGINAL: daddysprop247

first, Ken is gay.
second, i've never used or even heard another woman use the phrase "i'm not a Barbie." probably because most men i know don't find anything at all desireable about that particular doll. now maybe change "i'm not a Barbie," to "i'm not a supermodel," or "i'm not a stick figure," then yeah i've heard that a few times. i think it's a bit of defensiveness that comes from insecurity about either their appearance or their size. i will even say about myself "oh i'm just average," because i don't want to give anyone the impression that i'm some out of this world hottie, and then have them be disappointed. that would be devastating. so i'd rather play myself down so hopefully they're pleasantly surprised.



I've seen your pics........I would say anyone would be pleasantly surprised [image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m11.gif[/image]




SirEJ2sautumn -> RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" (4/13/2007 12:37:54 PM)

i do the same thing. It is much easier to handle the pleasantly surpirsed than it is the surprisingly disappointed.




VeryMercurial -> RE: OK I get it... you are not a "Barbie" (4/13/2007 3:07:32 PM)

I think they say it because many men seek a barbie doll, so they are
just pointing that out to them.
I have no problem with the expression, why does it bother you?




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