What crack does Starbucks put in my drink?

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puella -> What crack does Starbucks put in my drink? (4/14/2007 8:10:19 PM)
I buy the same products they use, I make the drinks the same way... and they are not as good... WTF? Do they slip in some secret coffee crack when I am not looking? The bastards.

FukinTroll -> RE: What crack does Starbucks put in my drink? (4/14/2007 8:15:00 PM)
Damn it puella! You should no better than to mention crack in thread that has you in it. Do you have any idea hard it is to type when all the blood rushes out of muh head?

Thadius -> RE: What crack does Starbucks put in my drink? (4/14/2007 8:15:43 PM)
Evening jen, Its actually the cups... they lace em with something... As always, Thadius

puella -> RE: What crack does Starbucks put in my drink? (4/14/2007 8:18:57 PM)
Drats! I have to buy their overpriced cups now too??? They do not match my dish pattern, I am totally bummed! :)

puella -> RE: What crack does Starbucks put in my drink? (4/14/2007 8:20:08 PM)
You know I love the Troll as much as anyone....but I didn't get that one!

FukinTroll -> RE: What crack does Starbucks put in my drink? (4/14/2007 8:28:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: puella You know I love the Troll as much as anyone....but I didn't get that one! I am going to revoke your perv card if you can't figure out the reference to crack.

hisannabelle -> RE: What crack does Starbucks put in my drink? (4/14/2007 8:30:29 PM)
puella, maybe it's the fact that other people are making it for us? or does that just mean i'm lazy? either way, i know what you mean. i buy the same kind of tea, the same kind of soymilk, everything, and it still doesn't taste as good as when i pay $4-$5 a cup for it. :( i want to know who their dealer is, dammit. annabelle.

dcnovice -> RE: What crack does Starbucks put in my drink? (4/14/2007 8:31:54 PM)
quote: Its actually the cups... they lace em with something... I thought maybe it was those cardboard sleeves that go around the cup. I once ordered Sanka at my local Starbucks. I thought we were gonna have to call 911 to revive the barista.

puella -> RE: What crack does Starbucks put in my drink? (4/14/2007 8:34:43 PM)
HAHAHA ! Oh DC, doll, you do me good on a Saturday night!

dcnovice -> RE: What crack does Starbucks put in my drink? (4/14/2007 8:37:09 PM)
The preciousness of that particular Starbucks had gotten to me, and I cracked. For years afterwards, the friend I was with introduced me as "the guy who ordered Sanka at Starbucks"!

puella -> RE: What crack does Starbucks put in my drink? (4/14/2007 8:38:09 PM)
LOL if you are ever in Rochester, the Sanka's on me!

puella -> RE: What crack does Starbucks put in my drink? (4/14/2007 8:39:58 PM)
Oh!!!!! See, that is one of the down points of asexuality... after a while you forget the lovely naughty references! My bad, my bad!

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: What crack does Starbucks put in my drink? (4/14/2007 8:46:43 PM)
It's a secret formula, not unlike that of coca cola. Unfortunately if it gets out to the public they'll have to kill everyone that's ever drank a cup of their coffee. Personally I don't get what it is about it. $5 or $6 for a cup of coffee?? Are you serious? I can honestly say I have never once had one of their beverages. Then again I don't drink coffee. Athough they do have a damned yummy struessel coffee cake I've tried. PS I actually had to go back and edit out coke for coca cola lest you think I meant cracks percursor.

MistressLorelei -> RE: What crack does Starbucks put in my drink? (4/14/2007 8:47:05 PM)
I was told that professional Starbucks quality coffee makers (or whatever those things are called) are the only ones that can get the water temperature hot enough to lock in the flavor of the crack.

FukinTroll -> RE: What crack does Starbucks put in my drink? (4/14/2007 8:49:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: puella Oh!!!!! See, that is one of the down points of asexuality... after a while you forget the lovely naughty references! My bad, my bad! Are you saying that while I am munching, slurping, licking, nibbling, on your muff you are going to be reading TV guide? Slurp!

puella -> RE: What crack does Starbucks put in my drink? (4/14/2007 8:56:50 PM)
No, I am currently re-reading Nicomachean Ethics and a book on the social psychological idea of good and evil... so I would probably be reading one of those [;)]

FukinTroll -> RE: What crack does Starbucks put in my drink? (4/14/2007 9:00:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: puella No, I am currently re-reading Nicomacean Ethics and a book on the social psychological idea of good and evil... so I would probably be reading one of those [;)] You frigid strumpet! Sounds like a fun plan. You read I’ll slurp! Slurp!

Thadius -> RE: What crack does Starbucks put in my drink? (4/14/2007 9:00:46 PM)
So you aren't one of those needy high maintenance types... very good to know. ;)

puella -> RE: What crack does Starbucks put in my drink? (4/14/2007 9:04:42 PM)
Well... I hope that I am not frosty, but I do not have a sexual response, correct. Hey... weren't we talking about coffee???

FukinTroll -> RE: What crack does Starbucks put in my drink? (4/14/2007 9:08:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: puella Well... I hope that I am not frosty, but I do not have a sexual response, correct. Hey... weren't we talking about coffee??? Um... er... uh.. puella you know every time I look at you I can't focus on anything other than perversion. I think it is part of your alien power!!

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