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Trolling Song Lyrics - 4/15/2007 8:27:18 PM   
fairerthanshe


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Hey, have a song running through your head?  and then, suddenly, out of nowhere the lyrics get SLURPED!?
This thread is dedicated to all you guys and gals with a bit of wit in your heart and some Troll in your soul - so bastardize those lyrics and hit us with your best SLURP!

"for what is a Troll
what has He got,
if not His Tongue
then He has Naught
to Slurp the sluts He gropes and feels
and Slurp the ones He makes to kneel
let His post show
He wants a blow
and Slurped it Troll's way!"

well wishes,

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RE: Trolling Song Lyrics - 4/15/2007 8:35:26 PM   
darchChylde


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Status: offline 		i'm an old school hardcorre geek, and i remember making song parodies for D&D... there's one that fits this topic to a T

to the tune of iron man by black sabbath

Troll schlong hanging low
Into which orifice will it go?
As you lie in bed
He's not phased if you're dead
Nobody wants him
They run when he's around
And when he's fucking
You're pounded into the ground


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RE: Trolling Song Lyrics - 4/15/2007 8:48:59 PM   
fairerthanshe


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"Slurpin Time"

Can't Slurp this!

Every time you see Him
the Troll is just so hype
Slurpin all the ho's
all day and all night
Now why would Troll ever
Stop Slurpin this
with others pervin profiles
so full of sh_t
He's Slurped around the world
from London to the banks,
It's Troll, go Troll,
Fukin Troll, yo Troll
and the slurps are here to stay!

Can't Slurp This!

well wishes,

fairer than she


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RE: Trolling Song Lyrics - 4/15/2007 9:02:35 PM   
fairerthanshe


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"FreeSlurp"

"If I slurp you tomorrow
will you still remember me,
for I must be travellin' on now
so many slaves I need to see
If I stay here with you kajira
things just wouldn't be the same.
Cause I am free to slurp now
and this Troll you cannot change
Hup knows I can't change"

well wishes,

fairer than she






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RE: Trolling Song Lyrics - 4/16/2007 6:53:47 AM   
favesclava


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Status: offline 		whenever , whenever
there's an unsupervised slut
there's the troll ,there's the slurp
whenever forever, the troll will find you
sluts dont worry he'll be there to slurp ya till dry cunts cry out
(to shakiras whenever)

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RE: Trolling Song Lyrics - 4/16/2007 7:29:36 AM   
JerseyKrissi72


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Status: offline 		"Slurp  It Up"

Dont wanna wait til you know me better
Lets just be glad for the time together
Lifes such a treat and its time you taste it
There aint a reason on earth to waste it
It aint a crime to be good to yourself
Chorus:
Slurp it up, Slurp it up, its only right now
Slurp it up, Slurp it up, ooh yeah
Slurp it up Slurp it up, come on, come on
Slurp it up, Slurp it up..


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RE: Trolling Song Lyrics - 4/16/2007 4:30:12 PM   
Musicmystery


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Status: offline 		Trollin', trollin', trollin --
Keep those trolls a rollin'
Trollin' trollin' trollin'
-- yer hide....

[hmmm....may need work yet....]

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RE: Trolling Song Lyrics - 4/16/2007 4:36:27 PM   
KaramelGoddess


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Status: offline 		Oh Goddess... I laughed so hard!
 
Wait until His Imperial Trollness sees this...he will be so touched to have such a following... LOL!!



Do you know who you're trolling with?
Do you like the mile long tongue he slurps you with?
And all his charming wit?
Do you know????
 
-sung to that song by Diana Ross (is it called Do You Know Where You're Going To??)
 
~Kara

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RE: Trolling Song Lyrics - 4/16/2007 10:36:27 PM   
leakylee


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Status: offline 		oh my stars yall,

this much pepsi on my monitor just cant be good for it.

that was wayyyy to funny..

lee

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RE: Trolling Song Lyrics - 4/16/2007 11:22:15 PM   
fairerthanshe


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"Slurp City"

Slurp city, here we cum!

He's got a tuchuk wagon just to carry his woody!
Slurp city - here we cum
gonna lose our cherry and then yell "Goody!"
Slurp city - here we cum
Troll's in the backseat slurping up them ho's
know Troll will get us where we want to go!

O yes we're going to Slurp city cuz He's still the one
O yes we're going to Slurp city gonna have some fun
O yes we're going to Slurp city cuz He's still the one
O yes we're going to Slurp city gonna have some fun

Two Slurps for every slut...

well wishes,

fairer than she


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RE: Trolling Song Lyrics - 4/16/2007 11:24:11 PM   
ana85


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Status: offline 		Ooh that SLURP's so scandalous
And ya know alot of subbies want all of it
See ya flickin' that tongue like who's da ish
With a look in your eye so devilish

(to Thong song, had to do it haha, been stuck in my head thanks to work)

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RE: Trolling Song Lyrics - 4/17/2007 5:40:54 AM   
LadyEllen


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Status: offline 		I always fancied a crack at David Bowie's Space Oddity
 
Kneeling sub to Lady Domme
Yield control to Lady Domme
Cuffs and collar and a breathplay helmet on
Yield control to Lady Domme
Commencing torment, e-rec-tion
Check CB in place, now suffer for her love

This is kneeling sub to Lady Domme
You've really made the grade
And I'd like to know how you can get me there
Now its time to take things further if you dare

This is Lady Domme to kneeling sub
I'm tightening the bonds
As youre floating in a most peculiar way
And you look at me so different today

and so on....

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RE: Trolling Song Lyrics - 4/17/2007 7:13:01 PM   
Musicmystery


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Status: offline 		I've been trollin' all night, my hand's wet on the mouse.......

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RE: Trolling Song Lyrics - 4/17/2007 7:24:01 PM   
HutchGarahl


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Status: offline 		Ya'll is nuts. :P I love it.

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RE: Trolling Song Lyrics - 4/17/2007 7:52:17 PM   
ryssa


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Status: offline 		Troll is a sexy thing
And he makes the sluts all sing
bound by wild desire
he sets their loins on fire
 
they all moan and he sets their loins on fire
he goes down down down and their screams get higher
and it burns burns burns,  that tongue of fire....that tongue of fire
 
the taste of pussy's sweet
to the Troll it can't be beat
they all fall for him like a child
ohhhh and his slurps went wild
 

< Message edited by ryssa -- 4/17/2007 7:54:35 PM >

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RE: Trolling Song Lyrics - 4/17/2007 8:40:07 PM   
Mikal


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Status: offline 		Here's one from Riders On the Storm:

Slurpin’ all the Ho’s
Slurpin’ all the Ho’s
Into his house we go
Into his world, we know
Like angels without souls
On our knees we go
Slurpin’ all the Ho’s

Theres a Troll out in the night
His slurps make orgasms take flight
Take a long hot soak
In a Troll drool moat
If ya give this Troll a ride
Sweet innocence will die
Slurper on the road, yeah

Girl ya gotta love your man
Girl ya gotta love your man
Or Troll will see you damned
Slurpin’ you where you stand
The sex on you depends
Troll Slurps will never end
Gotta love your man, yeah

Wow!

Slurpin’ all the Ho’s
Slurpin’ all the Ho’s
Into his house we go
Into his world, we know...


edited for spacing issues


< Message edited by Mikal -- 4/17/2007 8:41:25 PM >

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RE: Trolling Song Lyrics - 4/21/2007 9:12:53 PM   
Musicmystery


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Small Texas town
'bout a Troll outside La Grange

Just let me know
If you wanna go
to get slurped (ya'll are in range)

...you know what I'm talkin' 'bout---


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