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SimplyMichael -> Asshole Training (4/18/2007 8:53:44 PM)

Anyone interested in improving their skills as a rude asshole, I have been told I would be able to improve almost anyones skills.




Sinergy -> RE: Asshole Training (4/18/2007 9:32:59 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael

Anyone interested in improving their skills as a rude asshole, I have been told I would be able to improve almost anyones skills.


We are always looking for more mock assailants.

I have a reputation as the creepiest mock assailant currently working.

Of course, I dont normally take my work home with me.

Sinergy




Vendaval -> RE: Asshole Training (4/18/2007 9:45:44 PM)

This is like assertiveness training or the opposite of anger management, right?  What do you charge?  [8D]




maybemaybenot -> RE: Asshole Training (4/18/2007 10:07:35 PM)

Do you offer this in a corespondence course too ?

Brings a whole new meaning to Teacher's Pet !

                          mbmbn




FukinTroll -> RE: Asshole Training (4/18/2007 11:53:08 PM)

Do I have room to improve?




wandersalone -> RE: Asshole Training (4/19/2007 5:16:25 AM)

grins...oh rubbish Michael, you are not a rude asshole, you are simply misunderstood by those who could probably learn the most from your quite pointed comments. Oh the irony!




happypervert -> RE: Asshole Training (4/19/2007 6:25:08 AM)

Thanks for the offer, but I don't think you could improve my skills. We just have a difference in style and not substance. 




BRNaughtyAngel -> RE: Asshole Training (4/19/2007 6:30:56 AM)

Dammit, I ran and grabbed my butt plug and didn't even need it. 

I hate false advertising! [>:]

Hrrrmmmmmmmmppppppppphhhhhhhh!




pahunkboy -> RE: Asshole Training (4/19/2007 6:40:17 AM)

so then what u are saying is the city- is not the same entity as the municiple authority?




MadRabbit -> RE: Asshole Training (4/19/2007 8:09:36 AM)

The cuilinary field has honed my skills.

If you ever need a job as a chef, you are already a few steps ahead in the neccesary skills besides the ability to cook.

No complaints here.

Makes me feal right at home.




meatcleaver -> RE: Asshole Training (4/19/2007 8:11:13 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael

Anyone interested in improving their skills as a rude asshole, I have been told I would be able to improve almost anyones skills.


And there was me thinking this was another thread about Bush.[sm=ofcourse.gif]




Aileen68 -> RE: Asshole Training (4/19/2007 8:16:48 AM)

Fuck you, you fucker.
How was that?




Termyn8or -> RE: Asshole Training (4/19/2007 8:19:18 AM)

I have my upgrade to complete asshole certificate.

T




imthatacheyouhav -> RE: Asshole Training (4/19/2007 8:28:02 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

Do I have room to improve?

LMAO....




happypervert -> RE: Asshole Training (4/19/2007 9:17:45 AM)

quote:

Fuck you, you fucker.
How was that?

That was lame. You need training to be a twue asshole!




bayboundse -> RE: Asshole Training (4/19/2007 9:21:17 AM)

Are you offering Graduate classes?




myobedience -> RE: Asshole Training (4/19/2007 12:38:18 PM)

[sm=moon.gif]

I need the full course...will there be a degree at the end of the course saying I am a BETTER asshole retard ... full honors if I am a REALLY hardhead sarcastic asshole?
 
After all...I cant let the chance to be a  R E A L asshole pass me up. 




SeekingMatureSub -> RE: Asshole Training (4/19/2007 2:54:11 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen68

Fuck you, you fucker.
How was that?


lol Aileen!  I am so dying over here!  But I thought someone from Jersey might say it more like, " Fuck you, ya fucking fuck!"  lol... or is that more NYC?




Sinergy -> RE: Asshole Training (4/19/2007 3:42:03 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SeekingMatureSub

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen68

Fuck you, you fucker.
How was that?


lol Aileen!  I am so dying over here!  But I thought someone from Jersey might say it more like, " Fuck you, ya fucking fuck!"  lol... or is that more NYC?


You know, a person so mindlessly peurile and emotionally unstable that the use of the word "fuck" causes them to have an emotional meltdown doesnt really qualify as somebody one can use as evidence to prove that one is an asshole.  As Patrick Swayze pointed out in Roadhouse about the word "Cocksucker," he said "It is two words combined to elicit a proscribed response."  Everybody has heard the word "fuck" and frankly I personally find it both boring and indicates to me a lacking in the person using it's vocabulary and overall intelligence and maturity.

I have found the most effective way to be a pure asshole is to simply chisel away at a person's self esteem and needle them until they have an emotional meltdown.  Then, one gazes indifferently and with haughty superiority at them until they pause to take a breath, at which point one asks them why they are so lacking in self-control that they are incapable of maintaining their emotional stability.

To truly be an asshole requires a sensitivity, insight, memory, and the ability to watch people to determine their emotional hot buttons. Then one keeps track of these, and retains an ability under adrenal stress to use them to stab into the soft underbelly of their psyche until the target of the expression of one's bile lies emotionally battered and psychologically bleeding on the floor.

Just me, could be wrong, but there you go.

Sinergy




jayded34 -> RE: Asshole Training (4/19/2007 4:03:31 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sinergy

quote:

ORIGINAL: SeekingMatureSub

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen68

Fuck you, you fucker.
How was that?


lol Aileen!  I am so dying over here!  But I thought someone from Jersey might say it more like, " Fuck you, ya fucking fuck!"  lol... or is that more NYC?


You know, a person so mindlessly peurile and emotionally unstable that the use of the word "fuck" causes them to have an emotional meltdown doesnt really qualify as somebody one can use as evidence to prove that one is an asshole.  As Patrick Swayze pointed out in Roadhouse about the word "Cocksucker," he said "It is two words combined to elicit a proscribed response."  Everybody has heard the word "fuck" and frankly I personally find it both boring and indicates to me a lacking in the person using it's vocabulary and overall intelligence and maturity.

I have found the most effective way to be a pure asshole is to simply chisel away at a person's self esteem and needle them until they have an emotional meltdown.  Then, one gazes indifferently and with haughty superiority at them until they pause to take a breath, at which point one asks them why they are so lacking in self-control that they are incapable of maintaining their emotional stability.

To truly be an asshole requires a sensitivity, insight, memory, and the ability to watch people to determine their emotional hot buttons. Then one keeps track of these, and retains an ability under adrenal stress to use them to stab into the soft underbelly of their psyche until the target of the expression of one's bile lies emotionally battered and psychologically bleeding on the floor.

Just me, could be wrong, but there you go.

Sinergy



ohhhhhhhh that was good.......

*signs up for his class*




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