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slaveish -> RE: Asshole Training (4/19/2007 5:01:39 PM)

A trained asshole.

Huh.

Fascinating mental picture.




SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Asshole Training (4/19/2007 5:24:27 PM)

So this whole asshole training things...do they then do tricks afterwards? Can you train one to whistle "What a Wonderful Day"? Have you considered doing a correspondence or online type course? Is there some sort of certification involved?

Personally I think that others may have you beat in the asshole department.




Sinergy -> RE: Asshole Training (4/19/2007 5:30:44 PM)

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ORIGINAL: jayded34

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ORIGINAL: Sinergy

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ORIGINAL: SeekingMatureSub

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ORIGINAL: Aileen68

Fuck you, you fucker.
How was that?


lol Aileen!  I am so dying over here!  But I thought someone from Jersey might say it more like, " Fuck you, ya fucking fuck!"  lol... or is that more NYC?


You know, a person so mindlessly peurile and emotionally unstable that the use of the word "fuck" causes them to have an emotional meltdown doesnt really qualify as somebody one can use as evidence to prove that one is an asshole.  As Patrick Swayze pointed out in Roadhouse about the word "Cocksucker," he said "It is two words combined to elicit a proscribed response."  Everybody has heard the word "fuck" and frankly I personally find it both boring and indicates to me a lacking in the person using it's vocabulary and overall intelligence and maturity.

I have found the most effective way to be a pure asshole is to simply chisel away at a person's self esteem and needle them until they have an emotional meltdown.  Then, one gazes indifferently and with haughty superiority at them until they pause to take a breath, at which point one asks them why they are so lacking in self-control that they are incapable of maintaining their emotional stability.

To truly be an asshole requires a sensitivity, insight, memory, and the ability to watch people to determine their emotional hot buttons. Then one keeps track of these, and retains an ability under adrenal stress to use them to stab into the soft underbelly of their psyche until the target of the expression of one's bile lies emotionally battered and psychologically bleeding on the floor.

Just me, could be wrong, but there you go.

Sinergy



ohhhhhhhh that was good.......

*signs up for his class*


Thank you for the lovely vote of confidence, jayded34.

The class I am the mock assailant for teaches women how to not allow assholes to beat you down.

Sinergy

p.s.  Since I am the mock asshole, I had to really spend a lot of time studying the most effective way of being one.
Why just do something if one can do it really, really well?




SimplyMichael -> RE: Asshole Training (4/19/2007 5:37:05 PM)

I just look the guy in the eye and wordlessly raise my hand to chest level and with my thumb and index finger indicate about 2 inches.  You can really tell when you are spot on!




curiouslyseeking -> RE: Asshole Training (4/19/2007 5:57:23 PM)

Greetings SimplyMichael...[sm=hello.gif]
 
One must know what an asshole class would "in-tail"[sm=smile.gif]
 
Are there "penile-ties" for "ar-rear-ages" in "enter-ition"?[sm=confused.gif]
 
Is there an "ass-ociation" with any other "insert-ution"?[8|]
 
I "ass-ertain" that it may be a "dogged-good" idea![:D]
 
plug away and work it hard,[;)]
 
~curious~[sm=kiss.gif]
 
 




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