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MasDom -> RE: Sheryl Crow: Limit toiler paper to 1 square per sitting (4/23/2007 5:45:30 PM)
[:D]Lets go back to using shells... Its not like I don't need the shave...

iwannapullurhair -> RE: Sheryl Crow: Limit toiler paper to 1 square per sitting (4/23/2007 5:53:47 PM)
"Would you like a chocolate covered Pretzel?" From an amusing movie, but the topic reminds me of it.

popeye1250 -> RE: Sheryl Crow: Limit toiler paper to 1 square per sitting (4/23/2007 6:02:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: farglebargle What kind of illiterate fool could take a blog entry which contained THIS: "My request for the June Taylor Dancers was denied, however" even somewhat seriously. Sheryl GOT all of the people who fell for this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/sheryl-crow/laurie-and-sheryl-go-to-s_b_46320.html Suckers! Fargle, what is it about these SINGERS and ACTORS that once they start making a few bucks they think they're fuckin' philosophers?

aSlavesLife -> RE: Sheryl Crow: Limit toiler paper to 1 square per sitting (4/23/2007 6:08:38 PM)
I have to say that I am skeptical about the human impact of global warming. England produced wine from 1,000 CE to 1,300 CE because it was warmer then, and there certainly was no industrialization to drive global warming. Vikings settled in Greenland around the end of this warm period, but died out in what is called the Little Ice Age which ran between 1350 CE to 1850 CE. But performers have a tendency to read an article or see a sound bite about some politically correct cause, then adopt the cause as though it were their own original idea. Given the fact that many of them are hair brained nincompoops, the cause gets distorted and blown out of proportion accordingly. Fortunately, we have a biodegradable alternative to the great T.P. Eco-disaster. Cute white bunny rabbits. Just keep a box of fluffy bunnies beside the toilet, wipe your rump on them, and lob them out the window. No clogging of the drains, no depletion of the forests, no bleaching agents, just nature at work. The bunnies will rub themselves on the ground to get the mess off which will help in fertilization. Their fur will also shed and grow back, making this a renewable resource. And last but not least, the soiled varmints will provide a food source for the dwindling wolf and coyote populations. Soil a rabbit and save the world! How much more environment friendly can you get than that?

farglebargle -> RE: Sheryl Crow: Limit toiler paper to 1 square per sitting (4/23/2007 6:59:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: popeye1250 quote: ORIGINAL: farglebargle What kind of illiterate fool could take a blog entry which contained THIS: "My request for the June Taylor Dancers was denied, however" even somewhat seriously. Sheryl GOT all of the people who fell for this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/sheryl-crow/laurie-and-sheryl-go-to-s_b_46320.html Suckers! Fargle, what is it about these SINGERS and ACTORS that once they start making a few bucks they think they're fuckin' philosophers? We are all philosophers. Questioning our existence, it's background, current environment, and planning are all reasons why we have these big brains. I guess her wit was just too subtle for the retards at the newspaper which originally went with this. ( WaPo WaTimes? I don't remember ) and they closed the "research" desk years ago, so you know... Fact checking just wasn't important. Singers being philosophers... You ever actually listen to any of Guthrie, Dylan or Seeger's work? IF I HAD A HAMMER (The Hammer Song) words and music by Lee Hays and Pete Seeger If I had a hammer I'd hammer in the morning I'd hammer in the evening All over this land I'd hammer out danger I'd hammer out a warning I'd hammer out love between my brothers and my sisters All over this land If I had a bell I'd ring it in the morning I'd ring it in the evening All over this land I'd ring out danger I'd ring out a warning I'd ring out love between my brothers and my sisters All over this land If I had a song I'd sing it in the morning I'd sing it in the evening All over this land I'd sing out danger I'd sing out a warning I'd sing out love between my brothers and my sisters All over this land Well I've got a hammer And I've got a bell And I've got a song to sing All over this land It's the hammer of justice It's the bell of freedom It's the song about love between my brothers and my sisters All over this land

snappykappy -> RE: Sheryl Crow: Limit toiler paper to 1 square per sitting (4/23/2007 7:02:14 PM)
just use a big oak leaf but don't stick ur finger through it

Mercnbeth -> RE: Sheryl Crow: Limit toiler paper to 1 square per sitting (4/23/2007 7:08:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: farglebargle What kind of illiterate fool could take a blog entry which contained THIS: "My request for the June Taylor Dancers was denied, however" even somewhat seriously. Sheryl GOT all of the people who fell for this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/sheryl-crow/laurie-and-sheryl-go-to-s_b_46320.html Suckers! The BBC are "suckers!" - Couldn't agree more. According to them... quote: Crow has suggested using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required". The 45-year-old, who made the comments on her website, has just toured the US on a biodiesel-powered bus to raise awareness about climate change. Source: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm The biodiesel must offset the other cars and trucks in the caravan. Pravda though has nothing on this story. They must not 'suck' as much.

farglebargle -> RE: Sheryl Crow: Limit toiler paper to 1 square per sitting (4/23/2007 7:18:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mercnbeth The BBC are "suckers!" - Couldn't agree more. Don't they have a new "Dr. Who" to promote or something? Didn't even get the source right. It wasn't HER website... It was her blog on HuffPoo.

Sinergy -> RE: Sheryl Crow: Limit toiler paper to 1 square per sitting (4/23/2007 8:37:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mercnbeth I guess she using the Messianic voice of Albert Gore as a, I am too big and important to follow my own rules, role model I never really understand the message Al Gore brings to the world until I saw the South Park episode about Manbearpig. "I know you will all see the dangers of manbearpig and then everybody will think I am cool." Too funny Sinergy

kiyari -> RE: Sheryl Crow: Limit toiler paper to 1 square per sitting (4/23/2007 9:03:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pahunkboy this does not bode well for aairplane seats, dr office seats, cloth seats.... studies have found fecal matter on em already!!!! [sm=hewah.gif]

kiyari -> RE: Sheryl Crow: Limit toiler paper to 1 square per sitting (4/23/2007 9:09:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pahunkboy quote: ORIGINAL: MistressLorelei I am considered a tree hugger by many, and I do like Sheryl Crow. While I can appreciate her concern, one square is a bit absurd, and I would not want the toilet paper police breaking down my door. The concept is silly, BUT in her defense... there are likely thousands of people around the world who may heed her advice for life, and perhaps many thousands of trees may be saved thanks to her words. Her thoughts were harmless to all of us, and may even help our trees as a result. Go Sheryl! I suggest buying bathroom tissue made with recycled paper... (No, it's not recycled (used) toilet paper). one solution is to stop the chem tht make it white. its natural color is brown. canada pointed out how toxic that is to our lakes etc. why must it be white? i would be for unbleached toilet paper- paper plates, tissue, paper towels, you name it. each toilet paper square represents 1 serving. sorta like sncks. consdier this. i am 43 - i see what i throw out. over my lifetime- im sure it is a fotball field of waaste. now- x that by 300 million. there is a tipping point where stuff enslaves u. it doesnt set u free. say there is a 911 this minute. you havr 5 minutes to grab ur junk and evacate 500 miles- and will never return to your home. what would u grab? B.O.B. - yer Bug-Out Bag... think about and prepare em now, before the next 911

kiyari -> RE: Sheryl Crow: Limit toiler paper to 1 square per sitting (4/23/2007 9:14:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: farglebargle What kind of illiterate fool could take a blog entry which contained THIS: "My request for the June Taylor Dancers was denied, however" even somewhat seriously. ... June Taylor Dancers?!?!? BARF! LOL!

kiyari -> RE: Sheryl Crow: Limit toiler paper to 1 square per sitting (4/23/2007 9:15:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MasDom [:D]Lets go back to using shells... Its not like I don't need the shave... corn cobs and pages from the old Sears catalog as I heard tell...

popeye1250 -> RE: Sheryl Crow: Limit toiler paper to 1 square per sitting (4/23/2007 9:20:51 PM)
LOL, everytime I wipe my ass now I'll be thinkng about Cheryl Crow.

Aileen68 -> RE: Sheryl Crow: Limit toiler paper to 1 square per sitting (4/23/2007 9:20:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pahunkboy ....true story here. being that i take codieene pills- per my herniated disks- well about 6 mos ago...i took a few extra. my brother had upgraaded the toilet to those that use less water. anyhow- due to the codeine --i became blcoked up. well- when it finally came out it hurt. so there i am relieved. well- as it turned out- the whole bm clogged the tiolet. a plunger was of no use. so i had to call a plumber costs me $85. my buddy thot it was halarious- thats what you get when u indulge. LMAO! TMI

kiyari -> RE: Sheryl Crow: Limit toiler paper to 1 square per sitting (4/23/2007 9:25:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: popeye1250 LOL, everytime I wipe my ass now I'll be thinkng about Cheryl Crow. What a legacy! [:D]

TheDiva -> RE: Sheryl Crow: Limit toiler paper to 1 square per sitting (4/24/2007 1:14:46 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Devilslilsister How would they regulate the one toilet paper per sitting anywho? Are they going to install camera's into bathrooms around the world to make sure everyone is complying with the one square usage? Plus, if we're going to drop to such a low usage........ why not just use none? Isnt that why people generally shake right handed (or is it left?) because once upon a time one hand was solely desginated for "bathroom use"? They could adopt the system I've seen in Mexico before. When you go to one of the public pay toilets, an attendant hands you some tissue. It's more than just one square though. However, testing might be needed before we implement that solution here. I nominate Sheryl Crow to be the attendant at the pilot Porta-Potty location for a trial period of 3 months or so. She can think of lots of other nify earth-saving ideas between customers.

EvilRachel25 -> RE: Sheryl Crow: Limit toiler paper to 1 square per sitting (4/24/2007 1:28:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: windchymes Remember the Seinfeld episode where Elaine gets stuck in the bathroom with no toilet paper and asks the woman in the next stall if she can "spare a square"? [:D] I thought of the exact same thing when I heard about this.

deadbluebird -> RE: Sheryl Crow: Limit toiler paper to 1 square per sitting (4/24/2007 1:32:33 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: selfbnd411 Lighten up people! Amen!

farglebargle -> RE: Sheryl Crow: Limit toiler paper to 1 square per sitting (4/24/2007 5:26:31 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: EvilRachel25 quote: ORIGINAL: windchymes Remember the Seinfeld episode where Elaine gets stuck in the bathroom with no toilet paper and asks the woman in the next stall if she can "spare a square"? [:D] I thought of the exact same thing when I heard about this. Really? Because MY first though was "What Fool Is Going To Believe This Gag Is Real?"

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