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LeMis -> RE: Collarme Island (4/28/2007 10:25:25 PM)

This ain't "Gilligan's island" for sure, hehe  [:D]




WilliamWizer -> RE: Collarme Island (4/29/2007 1:26:35 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

I'm gathering the women together to form an alliance.  We are in charge of the food. sure.. we'll do the gathering and the boys can have some of our harvest (physical and/or material) when they do what they are told... to our satisfaction.  If we are to start anew.. we have to do it right this time.


I agree. do it right and let men do the men's work while the women do women's work. everybody will be a lot more happy then. (men hunt, women take care of childs. men protect village from beasts, women cook food)
 
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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

 
Oh.. and gentelman.. before you think you cancart us off and have your way with us.. let's assume ONE of the females has an STD.. and no one is sure who...


I'm not a gentleman and problems like that are fun for me. If you know one of the females has an STD then there's a way to find who so I would find who she is.




LadyEllen -> RE: Collarme Island (4/29/2007 6:38:50 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

Ellen,
 
I'm gathering the women together to form an alliance.  We are in charge of the food. sure.. we'll do the gathering and the boys can have some of our harvest (physical and/or material) when they do what they are told... to our satisfaction.  If we are to start anew.. we have to do it right this time.
 
Oh.. and gentelman.. before you think you cancart us off and have your way with us.. let's assume ONE of the females has an STD.. and no one is sure who...
 
BTW.. would a Tuscany style Palace be to your liking?


A Tuscan style palace? Well, lets see what the boys are capable of before its decided I think. Although it would be a lot of fun laughing at them to set them such an impossible task and watch them failing and falling out!

As for the STD situation, well they might have something more to worry about than that with me around LOL!

E




HydroMaster -> RE: Collarme Island (4/29/2007 3:53:31 PM)

What?! A collarme island, PERFECT!  *redirects the cruise ships course for collarme isle*




LotusSong -> RE: Collarme Island (4/29/2007 4:06:25 PM)

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ORIGINAL: WilliamWizer

quote:

ORIGINAL: LotusSong

I'm gathering the women together to form an alliance.  We are in charge of the food. sure.. we'll do the gathering and the boys can have some of our harvest (physical and/or material) when they do what they are told... to our satisfaction.  If we are to start anew.. we have to do it right this time.

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I agree. do it right and let men do the men's work while the women do women's work. everybody will be a lot more happy then. (men hunt, women take care of UMs. men protect village from beasts, women cook food)

This how it was done in the past.  This is new world.  You guys botched it big time.  Any combative males will be enlisted as eunuchs. Anyone can be taught to hunt and fish (it ain't rocket science).. as well as others being taught to gather, nurture UMs and cook.  Women have always lived by their wits...after all, we can get you to lift the heavy stuff with a smile and an "oooo you're so strong!"  The was a genetic physicist on board.. he was working on the impregnating of the male so that women can be about the business of world reorganization.  (Not to worry, you won't feel a thing, you have to sleep some time  mmmmmwhahahahahah :)  .. and we will try reeeealy hard not to make fun of your swollen bellies.
 
quote:

ORIGINAL: LotusSong

 
Oh.. and gentlemen.. before you think you can cart us off and have your way with us.. let's assume ONE of the females has an STD.. and no one is sure who...


I'm not a gentleman and problems like that are fun for me. If you know one of the females has an STD then there's a way to find who so I would find who she is.

   No one knows. It's just the scenario.  The what if there was one and she was the only one who knew? And there you guys are a-cartin' off the women folk with wild abandon.  The devil is always in the details. 




Rumtiger -> RE: Collarme Island (4/29/2007 4:18:50 PM)

well just wait around for Will there to catch the VD, then isolate him and said female from the rest of the tribe.

of course if we look at human nature, over time we might start blaming shit on them

Unclean...Unclean!

Burn the unclean ones! Purify them with fire!




LotusSong -> RE: Collarme Island (4/29/2007 4:26:15 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Rumtiger

well just wait around for Will there to catch the VD, then isolate him and said female from the rest of the tribe.

of course if we look at human nature, over time we might start blaming shit on them

Unclean...Unclean!

Burn the unclean ones! Purify them with fire!


That won't work.. with you guys fucking everything... no telling who it might have been.  Oh  .. and the fire thing?  I had been done in the past.. it doesnt work.  You will just have think before you fuck is all.




Rumtiger -> RE: Collarme Island (4/29/2007 5:51:08 PM)

or we can all just kill each other.

human nature.




LotusSong -> RE: Collarme Island (4/29/2007 9:59:55 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Rumtiger

or we can all just kill each other.

human nature.


The violent will be castrated immediately to preserve the integrity of the island population.  So sorry. Next?




HydroMaster -> RE: Collarme Island (4/29/2007 10:01:47 PM)

castrated?  *gasps while holding crotch* what kind of sick resort are you running here?




Lordandmaster -> RE: Collarme Island (4/29/2007 10:15:49 PM)

If a guy gets castrated, I get his wife, right?




mnottertail -> RE: Collarme Island (4/29/2007 10:19:37 PM)

it wouldn't be a true cuckholding relationship, FYI... at least in the eyes of Laura Mars


:LOL:

Me




Bluebird -> RE: Collarme Island (4/29/2007 10:27:59 PM)

Ah, Lotus, don't worry, I will keep the feisty Tiger chained to a tree - just so he won't bother the rest of you. Yup, that's my story, and I am sticking with it!




phoenixinchains -> RE: Collarme Island (4/29/2007 10:33:30 PM)

where would everyone get their leather? metal workers and blacksmiths i'm sure could supply the isle with d-rings and chains, but island critters tend to be on the small side...        Phoenix




WilliamWizer -> RE: Collarme Island (4/29/2007 10:41:48 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LotusSong

This how it was done in the past.  This is new world.  You guys botched it big time.  Any combative males will be enlisted as eunuchs. Anyone can be taught to hunt and fish (it ain't rocket science).. as well as others being taught to gather, nurture UMs and cook.  Women have always lived by their wits...after all, we can get you to lift the heavy stuff with a smile and an "oooo you're so strong!"  The was a genetic physicist on board.. he was working on the impregnating of the male so that women can be about the business of world reorganization.  (Not to worry, you won't feel a thing, you have to sleep some time  mmmmmwhahahahahah :)  .. and we will try reeeealy hard not to make fun of your swollen bellies.

 
and it worked until women started to do men's work. yes women can get us to lift heavy stuff but... we can also make women do what we want with only a smile and a "you look so beautiful like that"

 
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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

 
No one knows. It's just the scenario.  The what if there was one and she was the only one who knew? And there you guys are a-cartin' off the women folk with wild abandon.  The devil is always in the details. 


if she knows I will eventually find it. the devil is always in the details you say? when did you find me? [:D]




Lordandmaster -> RE: Collarme Island (4/30/2007 12:57:20 AM)

Well, as long as I get to fuck the guy's wife, he can call it whatever he wants after I leave.

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

it wouldn't be a true cuckholding relationship, FYI... at least in the eyes of Laura Mars




PuppyMasterPNW -> RE: Collarme Island (4/30/2007 1:20:30 AM)

That's easy.  I'd round up the best and brightest, declare myself king, them nobles, distribute land and levy taxes.  The rest, is details.




Marc2b -> RE: Collarme Island (4/30/2007 6:58:16 AM)

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where would everyone get their leather? metal workers and blacksmiths i'm sure could supply the isle with d-rings and chains, but island critters tend to be on the small side...        Phoenix


Since we were all headed to Australia, I'm sure many brought along they're "goodie" bag.  No doubt they would become valuable trade items:

"Okay, I'll give half a boar and five fish for the whip."




Aileen68 -> RE: Collarme Island (4/30/2007 9:20:43 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Bluebird

Ah, Lotus, don't worry, I will keep the feisty Tiger chained to a tree - just so he won't bother the rest of you. Yup, that's my story, and I am sticking with it!


Oh, I'd have to sneak in in the middle of the night and free him.  Every island needs a crazy killer lurking in the midst.




Bluebird -> RE: Collarme Island (4/30/2007 9:18:39 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Aileen68

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ORIGINAL: Bluebird

Ah, Lotus, don't worry, I will keep the feisty Tiger chained to a tree - just so he won't bother the rest of you. Yup, that's my story, and I am sticking with it!


Oh, I'd have to sneak in in the middle of the night and free him.  Every island needs a crazy killer lurking in the midst.


Shhh Aileen - I'll let you visit the chained beast, but I think it's best for all concerned to keep him in private, away from the other boys.  We can keep him, umm, busy, so he won't feel like fighting.  I also have it on good authority that when fed brownies, the Tiger loses his killer instinct!




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