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Gauge -> RE: Shaving question??????? (6/21/2005 9:47:30 PM)
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Now, this might sound a bit extreme and you will most likely scoff at me and think I am joking. In fact, I am joking, but I feel silly tonight.
Try 20 grit sand paper on a belt sander. It will take the hair off. You might be a bit tender for 3 to 5 years, but it will clear up in time.
One sub I knew used lighter fluid. She spread a copious amount over her pubes and then took a match and WHOOOOSHHHH!! All gone. She was a strange one.
Have you tried a straight razor? I like to use a nice dull and rusty one and use it dry, don't be a sissy and use gel or some such nonsense. When you are done shaving like this, smear the area with Icy/Hot rub. Now, the rub will help desensitize the area but be sure to move the furniture out of the house before doing it because people have been known to react poorly to an astringent on their naughty bits. If it burns a bit too much, get a pitcher of ice water and clean the entire area with it.
One other way to do this is to train a rabid badger to gnaw off those unsightly pubes.
I hope these have been helpful. [&:]
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