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undergroundsea -> RE: The double-secret male sub NO DOMMES ALLOWED thread (5/1/2007 12:02:52 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Domin8tingUrDrmz
Just because it was moved doesn't mean that we won't continue to invade your space ;-).


Speaking of which, I just came up with a great idea for a porn video involving strap-ons. It will involve a bet between two dommes for $1. And it will be called Invading Spaces.

Cheers,

Sea



Rumtiger -> RE: The double-secret male sub NO DOMMES ALLOWED thread (5/1/2007 12:03:54 AM)

maybe if we induce our inner male characteristics of being brutal and crude?...might help as extra security.



joyinslavery -> RE: The double-secret male sub NO DOMMES ALLOWED thread (5/1/2007 12:06:00 AM)

I'm all for it. 

Then again, I'm easy that way. 



Rumtiger -> RE: The double-secret male sub NO DOMMES ALLOWED thread (5/1/2007 12:07:29 AM)

alright..hmm....

anyone else accidently fart in thier mistress's face?



undergroundsea -> RE: The double-secret male sub NO DOMMES ALLOWED thread (5/1/2007 12:07:39 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Rumtiger

maybe if we induce our inner male characteristics


Speaking of which, I just came up with a great idea for a porn video involving prostate milking. It will be called Inner Male Characteristics.

I think we'll have a whole line of videos by the time we are done with this thread.

Cheers,

Sea



Domin8tingUrDrmz -> RE: The double-secret male sub NO DOMMES ALLOWED thread (5/1/2007 12:07:53 AM)

[sm=biggrin.gif]
I might pay to see that one.

Then again, probably not.  Still funny.



Calandra -> RE: The double-secret male sub NO DOMMES ALLOWED thread (5/1/2007 12:09:21 AM)

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ORIGINAL: undergroundsea

quote:

ORIGINAL: Calandra
okay even though it was moved, some of us followed.


That's because we can run but we can't hide. It's a good thing we're not on a paintball field.

Cheers,

Sea


~grabbing a cardboard box~ (sorry tiger, I'll give it back when I'm through)

Positioning Myself "Miami Vice" style and taking careful aim at undergroundsea with My paintball gun... Guess what color I'm loading???



undergroundsea -> RE: The double-secret male sub NO DOMMES ALLOWED thread (5/1/2007 12:10:00 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Rumtiger
anyone else accidently fart in thier mistress's face?


I had one fart on my leg. She was asleep. And I was spooning her. And there you go. Stuff happens at night you know.

Cheers,

Sea



Rumtiger -> RE: The double-secret male sub NO DOMMES ALLOWED thread (5/1/2007 12:10:16 AM)

being crude isent working!



undergroundsea -> RE: The double-secret male sub NO DOMMES ALLOWED thread (5/1/2007 12:12:36 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Calandra
Guess what color I'm loading???


Given the thread on safewords, I'm guessing it's anything but red. Now it would be interesting if you had blue and someone else had a gun with black. Because then I could brag and say that I had two dommes turn my skin black and blue!

Cheers,

Sea



Rumtiger -> RE: The double-secret male sub NO DOMMES ALLOWED thread (5/1/2007 12:13:22 AM)

well I was talking about being in a more explicit position, like when shes tieing up and shes working while your standing and shes behind you working on your ankles and all of a sudden you dont mean it to happen but it just comes out....and you know how those partticular farts are somehwat powerful? and I dont mean smell I mean by force, and you manage to blow away a few hairs or something?

thas what i mean.



joyinslavery -> RE: The double-secret male sub NO DOMMES ALLOWED thread (5/1/2007 12:15:29 AM)

Btw boys, not that I know WTF is going on but...

check out 'Ask a Mistress' for a continuation of this thread. 

WTF?    :) 



undergroundsea -> RE: The double-secret male sub NO DOMMES ALLOWED thread (5/1/2007 12:15:33 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Rumtiger

being crude isent working!


Yeah, anything crude makes me think of crude oil, which makes me think of gas prices. And talk of farts makes me think of gas prices even more. And I can't come up with any ideas for porn films in that state of mind.

Cheers,

Sea



undergroundsea -> RE: The double-secret male sub NO DOMMES ALLOWED thread (5/1/2007 12:19:41 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Rumtiger
well I was talking about being in a more explicit position, like when shes tieing up and shes working while your standing and shes behind you working on your ankles and all of a sudden you dont mean it to happen but it just comes out....


Yeah, that's what I imagined. I imagined being tied over a spanking horse. I bet we could work that moment into the Invading Spaces video!

Cheers,

Sea



Rumtiger -> RE: The double-secret male sub NO DOMMES ALLOWED thread (5/1/2007 12:21:54 AM)

superhuman shotgun farts plus dildos and strapons? as fun as that would be dont you think people can get hurt? Imagine taking ass artillery in the head.



EmmaStevieLouise -> RE: The double-secret male sub NO DOMMES ALLOWED thread (5/1/2007 12:22:43 AM)

why not call it Space Invaders?



Rumtiger -> RE: The double-secret male sub NO DOMMES ALLOWED thread (5/1/2007 12:24:09 AM)

God knows you can shoot down a UFO or two depending what you feed the actors.



undergroundsea -> RE: The double-secret male sub NO DOMMES ALLOWED thread (5/1/2007 12:26:53 AM)

Gentlemen,

I would address the ladies also but we know they are not in this thread and everyone would think me crazy if I tried to address them.

It's 2:22. Which is one third of 6:66. And the closer I remain awake to 6:66, the more hellish tomorrow will be for me.

It has been fun. The guard shift is now vacated.

Cheers,

Sea



undergroundsea -> RE: The double-secret male sub NO DOMMES ALLOWED thread (5/1/2007 12:29:39 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: EmmaStevieLouise

why not call it Space Invaders?


That's a great idea for a sequel video! We will have aliens come and abduct subs. And these aliens will be, of course, wearing strap ons.

I am going to be like Robert Palmer and write the soundtrack in my sleep.

Cheers,

Sea



EmmaStevieLouise -> RE: The double-secret male sub NO DOMMES ALLOWED thread (5/1/2007 12:55:24 AM)

Now that you have no guard women can just come and go as they please.


Oh wait, they always were.



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