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aidan -> RE: The double-secret male sub NO DOMMES ALLOWED thread (5/1/2007 1:00:09 AM)

I wrote a short-story like that once. Twi'leks with probe-u-lators.

If you got either of those references, you really need a life.[;)]



LadyPact -> RE: The double-secret male sub NO DOMMES ALLOWED thread (5/1/2007 2:13:23 AM)

Now that the guard is gone, I just came for the dip.



phoenixinchains -> RE: The double-secret male sub NO DOMMES ALLOWED thread (5/1/2007 3:42:45 AM)

okay, it's safe again.She's gone. can i play until the make a double-secret female sub club?



LadyPact -> RE: The double-secret male sub NO DOMMES ALLOWED thread (5/1/2007 4:15:46 AM)

I am never really gone......  For the right one.... I will always be present in the mind.



petdave -> RE: The double-secret male sub NO DOMMES ALLOWED thread (5/1/2007 6:22:07 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Rumtiger

superhuman shotgun farts plus dildos and strapons? as fun as that would be dont you think people can get hurt? Imagine taking ass artillery in the head.


Oddly enough, it's not just farts... if you're ever bent over wearing a buttplug, and feel a sneeze coming on, its really in your best interest to warn your Mistress... don't ask me how i know [:o]

Okay, gentlemen, if someone could get the door... does anyone have any progress to report on plan XXD, converting open-minded but presently useless female submissives to the True Path of Female Dominance? Anybody?



Aileen68 -> RE: The double-secret male sub NO DOMMES ALLOWED thread (5/1/2007 6:31:58 AM)

I am smelling a lot of testosterone here.

edited to add...I'm now laughing because I just read the post above me.
Purely coincidence I tell ya.  Although I do think that testosterone does smell kind of farty.



domiguy -> RE: The double-secret male sub NO DOMMES ALLOWED thread (5/1/2007 6:33:32 AM)

I came in here cuz I smelled some God awful pussy...



aidan -> RE: The double-secret male sub NO DOMMES ALLOWED thread (5/1/2007 7:26:36 AM)

Aaaaaaaand the relaunch got deleted.

It is kind of telling that we were shunted into a forum for "random stupidity".



Domin8tingUrDrmz -> RE: The double-secret male sub NO DOMMES ALLOWED thread (5/1/2007 7:51:57 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: petdave

quote:

ORIGINAL: Rumtiger

superhuman shotgun farts plus dildos and strapons? as fun as that would be dont you think people can get hurt? Imagine taking ass artillery in the head.


Oddly enough, it's not just farts... if you're ever bent over wearing a buttplug, and feel a sneeze coming on, its really in your best interest to warn your Mistress... don't ask me how i know [:o]



[sm=biggrin.gif]  Caffeine coming out of one's nose is not pleasant...dammit!



pagansub77 -> RE: The double-secret male sub NO DOMMES ALLOWED thread (5/1/2007 8:03:49 AM)

 
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Aaaaaaaand the relaunch got deleted.

It is kind of telling that we were shunted into a forum for "random stupidity".

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undergroundsea -> RE: The double-secret male sub NO DOMMES ALLOWED thread (5/1/2007 8:18:22 AM)

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ORIGINAL: undergroundsea
Speaking of which, I just came up with a great idea for a porn video involving strap-ons. It will involve a bet between two dommes for $1. And it will be called Invading Spaces.


So here is the plot for Invading Spaces. There will be two dommes. And there will be two subs. And one sub will have a reasonably large or, at least, fairly elastic anus. Another sub will have a tight anus. The dommes disagree about what would happen if they swapped the sizes of the dildos and butt plugs used on the respective subs. One thinks the change will be futile. The other thinks the subs will adjust to the new circumstances. So they place a bet for the usual amount. What happens then? You have to watch the movie to find out.

This link will shed a bit of light: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trading_Places

Here is a clip from the title song: http://www.digitaldreamdoor.com/pages/music_cr/17-01-sq_peg_rnd_hole.html

quote:

He's a square peg in a round hole
Misfit in a slick world
Don't play the game
Don't do what he's told
He's a square peg in a round hole
.....
Square peg, face down


Cheers,

Sea



undergroundsea -> RE: The double-secret male sub NO DOMMES ALLOWED thread (5/1/2007 8:22:07 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: petdave
Oddly enough, it's not just farts... if you're ever bent over wearing a buttplug, and feel a sneeze coming on, its really in your best interest to warn your Mistress... don't ask me how i know [:o]


That's awesome! I think that will be great for the movie Space Invaders. When the aliens approach, the earth dommes will put butt plugs in their subs. Then they will have the subs bend over so that their hiney is pointing towards the aliens. Then the dommes will put a handful of pepper in front of the subs' noses. And there will be a domme with binoculars tracking progress.....adjust sub number five 3 degrees up.

Cheers,

Sea



MsKatHouston -> RE: The double-secret male sub NO DOMMES ALLOWED thread (5/1/2007 8:24:38 AM)

oh my this was a great thread to start the morning off with LOL

Look at all the dommes in here.  Sea, you aren't doing a very effective job with the guarding of this place ;)



undergroundsea -> RE: The double-secret male sub NO DOMMES ALLOWED thread (5/1/2007 8:26:46 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: petdave
Okay, gentlemen, if someone could get the door... does anyone have any progress to report on plan XXD, converting open-minded but presently useless female submissives to the True Path of Female Dominance? Anybody?


I am happy to report good progress on plan XXD. I have personally seen it to work many times. The current aspect of the plan relies not on solicitation or pestering but on charming the subject where she herself takes the steps. I will add, however, that offers of footrubs help ;-)

Cheers,

Sea



undergroundsea -> RE: The double-secret male sub NO DOMMES ALLOWED thread (5/1/2007 8:30:04 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen68
edited to add...I'm now laughing because I just read the post above me.
Purely coincidence I tell ya. 


Excuse me, Miss. You have been randomly selected to participate in a study called The XXD Study. Would you kindly spare a few moments? All study participants receive a gift certificate for a complimentary massage*


*Redeemable at select locations only.

;-)

Cheers,

Sea



undergroundsea -> RE: The double-secret male sub NO DOMMES ALLOWED thread (5/1/2007 8:34:22 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MsKatHouston
Look at all the dommes in here.  Sea, you aren't doing a very effective job with the guarding of this place ;)


Well, see. This is the beauty of it. As we were planning this group, we figured that by indicating no dommes and male subs, the only dommes who would enter are male subs who are pretending to be dommes.

Now you of course are an exception. And so is Domin8tingUrDrmz. And so is Lady Pact. Oh, you know what. It seems our theory is not working. Hmmm. We will devise an alternate plan.

Cheers,

Sea



undergroundsea -> RE: The double-secret male sub NO DOMMES ALLOWED thread (5/1/2007 8:46:04 AM)

Terms of Entry (TOE) for Dommes:

While this thread limits entry to Dommes, we are able to make exceptions under special circumstances.

By entry into this thread, you agree to the following under a legally binding contract.

1. You agree to remove your shoes upon entry. We must, erm, maintain the sanctity of this space and remain closely grounded with earth and all its spiritual beauty.

2. The seating here is reserved for subs. If you must sit, please wait until a sub on all fours is provided to you.

The terms of this agreement are not limited to those defined herein and are subject to change.

TDSMSNDA Committee



bludemonn -> RE: The double-secret male sub NO DOMMES ALLOWED thread (5/1/2007 8:50:29 AM)

SELL OUT! You cant keep dommes out, they are governed by their feminine hormones that have to stick their beaks in! [sm=dance.gif]



MsKatHouston -> RE: The double-secret male sub NO DOMMES ALLOWED thread (5/1/2007 8:57:07 AM)

I may agree to this but I would need to see some changes in the existing contract.  Where is the mandatory foot rub and pedicure for all dommes who enter?



Domin8tingUrDrmz -> RE: The double-secret male sub NO DOMMES ALLOWED thread (5/1/2007 8:58:58 AM)

Awaiting my subby chair.  If you want my shoes off you are gonna hafta ask nicer...[8D]



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