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Do you own one?


I am a concealed weapon licence holder
  17% (16)
I am licenced weapon holder
  15% (14)
I do not need a licence to carry a gun where i live and own one
  16% (15)
I do not own a gun
  16% (15)
I do not own a gun nor am i licenced to
  31% (28)
I do not need a licence to own a gun where i live but do not own one
  1% (1)
I own a gun illegally
  1% (1)


Total Votes : 90
(last vote on : 2/4/2008 3:20:38 AM)
(Poll will run till: -- )


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SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Do you own one? (5/2/2007 12:36:52 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck
Hey when we get all the subbies painted let's hunt them!



Sub-Hunt '07.

Sounds like a plan.

-Sicarius



I'm in...somebody cue the banjo music from "Deliverance"




Sicarius -> RE: Do you own one? (5/2/2007 1:09:11 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck
I'm in...somebody cue the banjo music from "Deliverance"


Shall we requisition straw hats, thistle, and beat-up pickup trucks as "Dom/me War Wagons" as well?

-Sicarius




SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Do you own one? (5/2/2007 1:22:15 PM)

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Shall we requisition straw hats, thistle, and beat-up pickup trucks as "Dom/me War Wagons" as well?

-Sicarius


I'm afraid I'm a bit high maintenance for that. How about 4WD golfcarts with full bars, direct connect phones with spa stations along the way? A bit more of an upscale Deliverance.




Sicarius -> RE: Do you own one? (5/2/2007 1:40:15 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck
I'm afraid I'm a bit high maintenance for that. How about 4WD golfcarts with full bars, direct connect phones with spa stations along the way? A bit more of an upscale Deliverance.


lmfao

With four-wheel drive and improved suspension, right?  Those subs can hide in the thickest of hills and brush!  lol

-Sicarius




SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Do you own one? (5/2/2007 1:52:32 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck
I'm afraid I'm a bit high maintenance for that. How about 4WD golfcarts with full bars, direct connect phones with spa stations along the way? A bit more of an upscale Deliverance.



lmfao

With four-wheel drive and improved suspension, right?  Those subs can hide in the thickest of hills and brush!  lol

-Sicarius


Exactly!

I think I'll need one of those little lounges carried by 4 subs as well. (Think Cleopatra)  Surely I can't be expected to dirty my stilletos in all that muck.




missturbation -> RE: Do you own one? (5/2/2007 1:54:19 PM)

Hmm.  You like katanas, do you?  I've never had the opportunity to use the one I described in the other thread during a session, but I imagine that would be exciting with the right partner.  The blade itself was forged by a smith in China with some small customizations ... they utilize a limited folding technique that produces competition-worthy blades, but doesn't carry the astronomical price of a blade forged by one of the masters.  It's fairly simple, but I tend to prefer minimalism ... standard tsuka with a custom tsuba and menuki, but I'm considering adding sharkskin this summer.  The saya is solid bamboo and black-lacquered, but etched with an excerpt from Sun Tzu's "Art of War" in Chinese.
Yummy - now you're talking [;)]




missturbation -> RE: Do you own one? (5/2/2007 1:55:47 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Sicarius

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ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck
Hey when we get all the subbies painted let's hunt them!


Sub-Hunt '07.

Sounds like a plan.

-Sicarius


Na ha, i hide too well, ya'd never find me [:D]




Sicarius -> RE: Do you own one? (5/2/2007 1:58:24 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck
I think I'll need one of those little lounges carried by 4 subs as well. (Think Cleopatra)  Surely I can't be expected to dirty my stilletos in all that muck.


Well, I imagine that even if you did, you would probably have ample volunteers to clean them.  I know my combat boots would be receiving quite an unlovely bit of attention after a successful hunt.  lol

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ORIGINAL: missturbation
Yummy - now you're talking [;)]


Hmm.  So the path is made with folded steel?  How interesting to note.

-Sicarius




missturbation -> RE: Do you own one? (5/2/2007 2:01:27 PM)

Hmm.  So the path is made with folded steel?  How interesting to note.

I'm a paradox apparently [:D]
Never a dull moment with me [;)]




jessk -> RE: Do you own one? (5/2/2007 2:06:46 PM)

I do not own a gun; nor do I feel any desire to own one.




SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Do you own one? (5/2/2007 2:08:16 PM)

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Na ha, i hide too well, ya'd never find me [:D]

 
misst, all I would have to do is dangle a particularly amazing pair of shoes and you wouldn't be able to remain hiding for long LOL






StellaByStarlite -> RE: Do you own one? (5/2/2007 2:09:31 PM)

Ok... I "kind of" have a gun.
It's a muzzle loader. You know the kind you have to pack the wadding and powder in, or whatever. My stepfather makes them, and one Christmas he gave one as a present. =)

I mean, I can't USE it, or anything. But, technically, yes, it's a gun. Kind of




SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Do you own one? (5/2/2007 2:10:37 PM)

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Well, I imagine that even if you did, you would probably have ample volunteers to clean them.  I know my combat boots would be receiving quite an unlovely bit of attention after a successful hunt.  lol



Hmmm yes, or the path could simply be "paved" with subs to walk on.




missturbation -> RE: Do you own one? (5/2/2007 2:26:03 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck

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Na ha, i hide too well, ya'd never find me [:D]

 
misst, all I would have to do is dangle a particularly amazing pair of shoes and you wouldn't be able to remain hiding for long LOL





Damn you know me well lol




SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Do you own one? (5/2/2007 2:33:54 PM)

Damn you know me well lol


LOL for once I wasn't called mean or cruel. I didn't say I would give you said shoes, only that I would dangle them like bait...while you run along behind trying to catch them.




LadyEllen -> RE: Do you own one? (5/2/2007 2:35:07 PM)

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ORIGINAL: StellaByStarlite

Ok... I "kind of" have a gun.
It's a muzzle loader. You know the kind you have to pack the wadding and powder in, or whatever. My stepfather makes them, and one Christmas he gave one as a present. =)

I mean, I can't USE it, or anything. But, technically, yes, it's a gun. Kind of


Stella! They're wonderful things to use - needs a lot more skill than a more modern type of weapon. A bugger to clean of black powder afterwards though.

1) before you start, make sure the thing isnt already loaded. Its not a good idea to fire a double loaded gun. You can either put some priming powder in the pan and let that off - it should ignite any charge present. Better though, take the ramrod (preferably one with a metal (brass) end and slide it down the barrel to the bottom - if its not loaded, you will hear a metallic clink - slide, dont drop. If you dont get a metallic clink, assume loaded and get your worm out and remove the charge the hard way (assuming you tried to fire it off and failed).
NB - muzzle loaders, once fouled with black powder after a few shots, can misfire and not discharge. Never assume though, if you fire the priming pan and the weapon didnt discharge, that you are not going to get a delayed firing! I also used a count of 30 before investigating a misfire.

2) OK, so youre sure your weapon is empty. Measure out your powder charge - most powder containers I ever had, had a measuring device at the spout. Dont overcharge - one measure should be enough. Pour the powder down the barrel.

3) Take your wadding - toilet paper is great for this, but fold it first. Push this down onto the charge with the ramrod, firmly but avoiding hard percussive strikes which can cause the powder to go off. Never hold the ramrod with your hand over the end of it for this reason - if the charge does go off prematurely, it will blast the rod straight through your palm.

4) Next put your bullet in - I only ever used shotgun pellets, but a lead ball will work. Then put some more wadding on top - otherwise your bullet/pellets are apt to roll out the barrel if you arent careful!

5) Make sure you have now returned the ramrod to its holder. There are many tales, apocryphal urban myths perhaps, of people shooting their ramrods along with their bullet/pellets.

6) Next, open the priming pan. Pour a little powder in, enough to fill it but not go spilling everywhere. Close the pan.

7) When youre ready to shoot, cock the flintlock, open the pan and pull the trigger. Alternatively if you have a matchlock as I did, open the pan - keeping the lit match out of harms way and then either use the trigger to dunk the match or if youre daft like me, dunk it by hand. The powder in the priming pan will poof in a grey sulphurous cloud, and an instant later (unless you have a misfire), the powder in the barrel will go off, and the projectile will leave the barrel. If youre left handed, then unless you have a custom built weapon, you will have to shoot right handed - otherwise expect the priming pan to cause you some interesting burns. Either way, you will likely end up a little smudged from powder!

8) If you use pellets, bear in mind that without a choke, you will have a major spread pattern within a relatively small range. I shot a moving clay pigeon with my matchlock, and it disappeared in the spread of pellets - a shotgun often clips or splits such a target. Also bear in mind the recoil - these things dont take prisoners and can be variable, shot by shot, depending on the charge, the efficiency of the wadding etc

9) Practice makes perfect, though two to three shots a minute is about the best anyone ever seems to manage

10) Cleaning is essential. Black powder is the most disgustingly filthy and corrosive means for firing a weapon! Cleaning also takes a lot more time and effort than with a more modern gun, but doing it properly means fewer problems in future. Before cleaning, again make sure there is no charge in the barrel.

E




missturbation -> RE: Do you own one? (5/2/2007 2:36:49 PM)

You're double mean and cruel [:o]
I so would be chasing those shoes though [:)]




SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Do you own one? (5/2/2007 2:43:59 PM)

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You're double mean and cruel [:o]
I so would be chasing those shoes though [:)]

 
That's better! For a moment there I didn't think you loved me anymore LOL Be a good girl and maybe I'll let you try them on.




missturbation -> RE: Do you own one? (5/2/2007 2:46:45 PM)

Of course i still love ya [:D]
Size 6 or 7 please (uk) [;)]




SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Do you own one? (5/2/2007 2:58:44 PM)

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Of course i still love ya [:D]
Size 6 or 7 please (uk) [;)]

 
Now that wouldn't be any fun. I have much daintier feet. Won't it be frustrating when they don't fit you misst? Shame, had they fit I might have let you have them. LOL




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