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As Big Ass - 5/7/2007 3:46:41 PM   
TotalDevotion2U


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Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"

The wife chooses to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.

"What's wrong?" he asks.

She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"
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RE: As Big Ass - 5/7/2007 5:13:56 PM   
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RE: As Big Ass - 5/7/2007 6:39:40 PM   
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RE: As Big Ass - 5/7/2007 6:52:53 PM   
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Status: offline 		Hello Total! Great one! RL

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RE: As Big Ass - 5/8/2007 2:46:12 PM   
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RE: As Big Ass - 5/8/2007 9:17:49 PM   
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Status: offline 		LOL!!! Awesome..

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RE: As Big Ass - 5/11/2007 3:28:13 PM   
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Status: offline 		too funny, lol

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RE: As Big Ass - 5/15/2007 4:25:39 PM   
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RE: As Big Ass - 5/15/2007 4:29:05 PM   
SweetCaleigh


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RE: As Big Ass - 5/15/2007 4:34:04 PM   
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That was funny...I don't care who you are....lol

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RE: As Big Ass - 5/17/2007 6:22:16 AM   
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RE: As Big Ass - 5/20/2007 1:07:38 PM   
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RE: As Big Ass - 5/21/2007 1:18:21 AM   
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RE: As Big Ass - 5/21/2007 10:44:55 AM   
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Used to indicate amusement towards the post/what someone has written. In this case, that the wife won't "fire up this big-ass bbq for one little weenie".

Ok? (Btw, the '' can be used instead of 'LOL'. Just so you know. )


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RE: As Big Ass - 5/21/2007 6:24:56 PM   
Saratov


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Status: offline 		  Maybe he should invite some friends over.... see if she'd fire it up then.   As long as he gets to be first.

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RE: As Big Ass - 5/21/2007 6:31:38 PM   
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Status: offline 		OMG...that was Fookin hilarious.....

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RE: As Big Ass - 5/24/2007 5:37:39 PM   
maledave7


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Status: offline 		Now that is funny.

He should have offer her a bratwurst or ballpark frank.  At least they plump up when you cook them.

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