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RE: My penis is too small, I'm paying far too much for ... - 11/29/2011 3:19:00 AM

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Be careful about those penis enlargement programs you buy on the internet.

I paid $29.95 for some black paint and a magnifying glass.

You bought the bullshit stuff...this is the real deal.

It's a vacujack......you just keep pumping the thing (inside the Plexiglas case) until your dick is the size of a small mansion within 2 or 3 blocks of Rodeo Drive.

I've heard some horrible things happening.....blood splattered all over the wall....guy (well....actually....corpse) sitting there with eyes wide open....dead....(somewhat embarrassing if it's your staff that finds you).

But I'm careful.

Hey any chance it'll do the same thing for my tits? I hear guys like chicks with huge tits.

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RE: My penis is too small, I'm paying far too much for ... - 11/29/2011 3:42:18 AM

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That's ok... Soon, I'm going to be a multi-millionaire.

Yup, my buddy Fahrid from South Africa has hooked me up with this sweet deal
I already paid the 2k in taxes and now I am just waiting for the cash to flow on in to my bank account.

I was going to offer you the gift of my submission but I looked at your profile and you're a slave. What a shame we could have been quite the stunning pair. <haz a sad>

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RE: My penis is too small, I'm paying far too much for ... - 11/29/2011 8:11:00 AM

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I'm waiting on my winnings from the online Australopithican Lottery. Alls I had to do was pay a little fee for validation and currency exchange! Lucky me! I don't even remember entering!

+1 for using the word Australopithican in a sentence....

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RE: My penis is too small, I'm paying far too much for ... - 11/29/2011 8:28:17 AM

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Hey Lilly, remember I was into you before you were rich

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RE: My penis is too small, I'm paying far too much for ... - 11/29/2011 9:06:34 AM

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Hey Lilly, remember I was into you before you were rich

Really, I just want her for her big vocabulary...conjugate some verbs for me there Lilly, nice and slow...oh yea...

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RE: My penis is too small, I'm paying far too much for ... - 11/29/2011 9:55:32 AM

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Je parle
Tu parles
Il/elle/on parle

Nous parlons
Vous parlez
Ils/elles parlent

Ooh la la ^_~ hehehe

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RE: My penis is too small, I'm paying far too much for ... - 11/29/2011 10:54:01 AM

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RE: My penis is too small, I'm paying far too much for ... - 11/29/2011 10:57:55 AM

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Je parle
Tu parles
Il/elle/on parle

Nous parlons
Vous parlez
Ils/elles parlent

Ooh la la ^_~ hehehe

/swoon

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RE: My penis is too small, I'm paying far too much for ... - 11/29/2011 11:11:36 AM

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to OP:
read a book called :( she comes first) then you will decide if you want that or not,
I do recommend "Female Orgasm Black Book", & after that no need to enlarge or even (put any medication for premature ejaculator ) all you need is a simple you.

PS: "Female Orgasm Black Book" is to fucking great book, send me a C-mail with your Real E-mail in it & will send it you for free

have a good one = "Orgasm"

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RE: My penis is too small, I'm paying far too much for ... - 11/29/2011 3:48:00 PM

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I was going to offer you the gift of my submission but I looked at your profile and you're a slave. What a shame we could have been quite the stunning pair. <haz a sad>

What? So you are saying that you will not kneel before Zod? I am offe- wait....Wait.

You're right, my profile does say that I am a sub.

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RE: My penis is too small, I'm paying far too much for ... - 11/29/2011 3:53:33 PM

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I was going to offer you the gift of my submission but I looked at your profile and you're a slave. What a shame we could have been quite the stunning pair. <haz a sad>

What? So you are saying that you will not kneel before Zod? I am offe- wait....Wait.

You're right, my profile does say that I am a sub.

Who's this dude Zod? I'll bet he doesn't deserve my submission, it's a real treasure you know.

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RE: My penis is too small, I'm paying far too much for ... - 12/1/2011 5:59:44 PM

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ORIGINAL: TheFireWithinMe

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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

Be careful about those penis enlargement programs you buy on the internet.

I paid $29.95 for some black paint and a magnifying glass.

You bought the bullshit stuff...this is the real deal.

It's a vacujack......you just keep pumping the thing (inside the Plexiglas case) until your dick is the size of a small mansion within 2 or 3 blocks of Rodeo Drive.

I've heard some horrible things happening.....blood splattered all over the wall....guy (well....actually....corpse) sitting there with eyes wide open....dead....(somewhat embarrassing if it's your staff that finds you).

But I'm careful.

Hey any chance it'll do the same thing for my tits? I hear guys like chicks with huge tits.

Honey....tits are a wonderful thing.

Unlike wimmens who (may) want a bigger kahuna....men like (all kinds of) tits.

Small titties...big titties....inbetween titties....

Their is NO tittie that isn't fab.

As Malcom X once said (I'm paraphrasing)....."a good tittie is a fine tittie".

(Might not have actually been Malcom....but I'm going with it).

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RE: My penis is too small, I'm paying far too much for ... - 12/1/2011 8:16:10 PM

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I know he said it, I was totally there.

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RE: My penis is too small, I'm paying far too much for ... - 12/1/2011 8:21:28 PM

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Someone hollering for titties?

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RE: My penis is too small, I'm paying far too much for ... - 12/1/2011 8:28:04 PM

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Are we ever not? :)
Boobs!

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RE: My penis is too small, I'm paying far too much for ... - 12/1/2011 8:34:42 PM

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Tomorrow is the 46DD black bra day. Have to run to town for supplies. I got the door greeters at Walmart trained to get a motorized cart ready when they see me coming up.

Someone has to run over the customers...

Maybe I get that boy in Hardware to help me out some more.

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RE: My penis is too small, I'm paying far too much for ... - 12/3/2011 8:17:36 AM

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Honey....tits are a wonderful thing.

Unlike wimmens who (may) want a bigger kahuna....men like (all kinds of) tits.

Small titties...big titties....inbetween titties....

Their is NO tittie that isn't fab.

As Malcom X once said (I'm paraphrasing)....."a good tittie is a fine tittie".

(Might not have actually been Malcom....but I'm going with it).

Well see here's the thing jj...huge tits are everywhere...magazines, movies, can't go anywhere without tripping over 'em...so-to-speak... so a girl can be excused for thinking it's what men want. Hey here's a question, are the men with the huge cocks looking for wimmins with huge tits?

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RE: My penis is too small, I'm paying far too much for ... - 12/3/2011 8:49:40 AM

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Fire has a point; tis a fair assumption to make.
Giant ones that defy gravity and can stop rounds from a .50 cal :p

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RE: My penis is too small, I'm paying far too much for ... - 12/3/2011 9:08:04 AM

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Not to mention cushion a fall lol. So does that penis enlargement thingy work on tits or not? Cause if it doesn't I've gotta find another way to do it or I'll never find me a Dom.

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RE: My penis is too small, I'm paying far too much for ... - 12/3/2011 9:15:44 AM

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Hey, supposedly saw palmetto, fennel, and fenugreek will do it.
And supposedly maca makes your butt bigger. :p

Customize!

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