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RE: My penis is too small, I'm paying far too much for ... - 12/3/2011 9:27:12 AM

TheFireWithinMe

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My butt doesn't need the help, thanks - alTHOUGH! it might counter-weight my tits so I don't fall over, thanks for the suggestion.

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RE: My penis is too small, I'm paying far too much for ... - 12/3/2011 9:50:48 AM

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Get a bigger penis and a smaller mortgage

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RE: My penis is too small, I'm paying far too much for ... - 12/3/2011 10:21:28 AM

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ORIGINAL: TheFireWithinMe

My butt doesn't need the help, thanks - alTHOUGH! it might counter-weight my tits so I don't fall over, thanks for the suggestion.

Oh yeah -- it's all about balance. :p

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RE: My penis is too small, I'm paying far too much for ... - 12/3/2011 11:12:13 AM

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Get a bigger penis and a smaller mortgage

Thanks for the advice Ron but I have neither penis nor mortgage so it's wasted on me.

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