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RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in t... - 1/31/2013 1:10:14 PM   
Darkfeather


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You sure, heh?. Well, there was this time when I had my ex tied arms over and after administering a punishment enema. About the time I was tying up the legs, well you can guess what happened. Good news being I was looking/tying around the waist and hips at the time so avoided a face full



LMFCAO


That is exactly what I did. Shirt, pants, floor. She look horrified, which made me laugh even harder. It all washes off, well I made her wash it off

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RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in t... - 1/31/2013 1:13:29 PM   
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Yea.........but it works so well in my fantasys!..................


It's like anything else.........people 'think' they know what they want but they don't have a clue! ( I get this often due to my business.... folks want a "high drive bad ass protection dog"..... when what they can handle and what they need is a big teddybear dog who will woof and look the part. >


Ooo what's your job? Police dog breader or
something?

Darkfeather ,
I think you mean "speaking for yourself"
I'm sure some guys don't care about
the vomit, but I don't even like bad breath,
and the thought of vomit trying to make it's
way down my pee hole isn't sexy.



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RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in t... - 1/31/2013 1:18:32 PM   
Darkfeather


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ORIGINAL: ARIES83


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Yea.........but it works so well in my fantasys!..................


It's like anything else.........people 'think' they know what they want but they don't have a clue! ( I get this often due to my business.... folks want a "high drive bad ass protection dog"..... when what they can handle and what they need is a big teddybear dog who will woof and look the part. >


Ooo what's your job? Police dog breader or
something?

Darkfeather ,
I think you mean "speaking for yourself"
I'm sure some guys don't care about
the vomit, but I don't even like bad breath,
and the thought of vomit trying to make it's
way down my pee hole isn't sexy.




Heh, that does sound unpleasant. "Speaking as a guy" works there because it only references myself, not all males. As for your reverse trombone image, I'll just leave that alone, just imagining the ball-sac inflating like a balloon... shudder

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RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in t... - 1/31/2013 3:22:48 PM   
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Or this one...

I have just been kidnapped, my mistress is taking me down to Mexico to have my penis cut off and making me a real sissy.
But that got interrupted by the police arresting her because my family filed a missing person report and she was charged with kidnapping.


Are the mexicans some really expert peener parters; or what?


Apparently they know how to split em and quit em.


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RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in t... - 1/31/2013 3:26:04 PM   
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The old sealclubber will not be going with me to Mazatlan this fuckin year, I tell you.

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RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in t... - 1/31/2013 3:33:07 PM   
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ORIGINAL: TNDommeK

Or this one...

I have just been kidnapped, my mistress is taking me down to Mexico to have my penis cut off and making me a real sissy.
But that got interrupted by the police arresting her because my family filed a missing person report and she was charged with kidnapping.


Oh come on, this is a typical Saturday night round these par... I mean, I am shocked and appalled that this kind of behavior

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RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in t... - 1/31/2013 4:07:29 PM   
TNDommeK


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Status: offline 		Hahahaha! So you're saying a trip to Mexico isn't in your future, Ron?

DarkFeather, I just can't believe some of the fucking language that comes out of their mouths. And these horrid sex scenes! What smut!
*kicks door to dungeon close*

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RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in t... - 1/31/2013 4:13:58 PM   
Darkfeather


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Hahahaha! So you're saying a trip to Mexico isn't in your future, Ron?

DarkFeather, I just can't believe some of the fucking language that comes out of their mouths. And these horrid sex scenes! What smut!
*kicks door to dungeon close*


Well, not many people would write up a profile saying "I want to spend all day soaking in a hot calgon bath, then eat warm fresh baked chocolate chip cookies"... Hmmm, I just might have to change my profile...

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RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in t... - 1/31/2013 4:15:55 PM   
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Status: offline 		Omg, that sounds great though. Especially if the cookies are still warm.

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RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in t... - 1/31/2013 4:17:32 PM   
Darkfeather


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Omg, that sounds great though. Especially if the cookies are still warm.


Is there any other way?

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RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in t... - 1/31/2013 5:26:48 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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There are times when I read a profile, that I wish they could actually experience what they're looking for....and realize what it really is. It would be something like this:

Day 1: Woohoo! I found someone that wants to keep me caged 24/7 and just be taken out for sex. I'm so excited that it's making me insanely horny!

Day 2: I slept in my cage last night and have spent most of the day in here. I was out for a little bit to perform oral sex, but didn't get to have an orgasm. But, that's okay cuz I'm still really excited.

Day 3: I'm still in the cage. My knees and back are really starting to hurt and the bucket that I go to the bathroom in is starting to really stink. I was let out to perform oral sex again, but I didn't get anything. I'm kind of disappointed.

Day 4: I'm cold, sore, and the bathroom smell is making me sick. Plus all I do is give that asshole oral sex and not once have I had an orgasm.

Day 5: This sucks. I want out.


Wimmens and mens are different.

I wish they were more alike.

I'm running for Congress and I believe in you.

Let's make this happen.

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RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in t... - 1/31/2013 5:32:32 PM   
TNDommeK


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ORIGINAL: Darkfeather


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Omg, that sounds great though. Especially if the cookies are still warm.


Is there any other way?


Never!

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RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in t... - 1/31/2013 5:38:10 PM   
Darkfeather


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ORIGINAL: TNDommeK


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ORIGINAL: Darkfeather


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ORIGINAL: TNDommeK

Omg, that sounds great though. Especially if the cookies are still warm.


Is there any other way?


Never!


I would make some reference to warm and gooey, but in this place it would sooo be blown out of proportion

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RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in t... - 1/31/2013 5:39:02 PM   
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RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in t... - 1/31/2013 5:48:54 PM   
Darkfeather


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lol


See, now that you have the image...

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RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in t... - 1/31/2013 5:49:26 PM   
TNDommeK


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RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in t... - 1/31/2013 6:03:05 PM   
Darkfeather


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RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in t... - 2/1/2013 1:59:33 AM   
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RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in t... - 2/1/2013 3:25:09 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Darkfeather


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ORIGINAL: TheLilSquaw


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ORIGINAL: Darkfeather


You sure, heh?. Well, there was this time when I had my ex tied arms over and after administering a punishment enema. About the time I was tying up the legs, well you can guess what happened. Good news being I was looking/tying around the waist and hips at the time so avoided a face full



LMFCAO


That is exactly what I did. Shirt, pants, floor. She look horrified, which made me laugh even harder. It all washes off, well I made her wash it off


Holy crap (no pun intended) I think I would give up sex for life if I were the woman in that story.

LilSquaw - so do you actually find the sensation of gagging to be pleasant? It makes me panic.

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RE: If some people got exactly what they asked for in t... - 2/1/2013 7:17:05 AM   
EsotericLady


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ORIGINAL: Darkfeather

And don't forget the sprinkles, everything tastes better with sprinkles


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