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Dominance And The Inanimate Object - 8/6/2006 4:06:10 PM   
Sinergy


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Hello A/all,

I apologize for the long absence.  The whole moving thing turned out to be a rather grand adventure with all sorts of problems and issues psychotically messing with my (lack of) mental faculties.  I was informed by a longshore co-worker as I expressed my morpheme that it was due to Mercury being retrograde.  Hopefully, this is no longer a factor and sanity can return to the world.

I was cooking Cheese Tortellini with Pesto Al Forno.  Everything was going along fine as I heated up with cream sauce with pesto, added some cheese, and prepared the baking dishes.  As I was attempting to empty the tortellini from the pan into the collander, one of the tortellini refused my Domly instructions to go into said collander.  I was shocked and dismayed.  It failed to compute.
I ranted, I yelled, I lost my religion.  I finally turned to juliaoceania who was helping me unpack my dishes from the moving boxes and asked "Why is it that inanimate objects refuse to respond to one who exudes Domlililiness in his every pore?"

She gazed up at me with her lovely blue eyes and said "Yeah, whats up with that?"

I decided right then and there that her assignment was to fully research what exactly is up with that and get it back to me within one week.  Anybody willing and able to provide her with tips, scientific data, documentation, or research studies into this difficult conundrum would be appreciated.

Just me, could be wrong, etc.

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RE: Dominance And The Inanimate Object - 8/6/2006 4:13:46 PM   
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Status: offline 		Go figure a piece of pasta resisted your manly dominance. You are a bad cook is the answer - you over cooked the pasta which caused the starch to make it stick. If there is a lesson here to be learnt its that you need cooking lessons. As for setting an assignment on this - u really couldnt think of anything better?

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RE: Dominance And The Inanimate Object - 8/6/2006 4:17:22 PM   
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Status: offline 		What you have is a SAM -- Smart-assed macaroni.  Those types never take direction well.

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RE: Dominance And The Inanimate Object - 8/6/2006 4:18:49 PM   
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Status: offline 		you have to be one to the object, and the object is there to be submissve to you, but you can't wield it...you have to conmune with it...exist in its same world....hense why most subs can cook great, or do great chores the objects they are using, they have a special secret bond that no one can touch.
 
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RE: Dominance And The Inanimate Object - 8/6/2006 4:23:30 PM   
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Status: offline 		Well, what is up with that is the pasta.  If it were down, it would have fallen out and not be an issue.  Therefore, the only reason it is an issue is because it is up. 

Now we know, up pasta is bad, down pasta is good, right?  Excellent.

Set down the pan, and you have down pasta.  Simple as that.  No complicated Domliness, nothing.  Just set the pan down.

Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps, there is a lesson to be learned.  Your worries may just disappear if you learn to set the pan down.

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RE: Dominance And The Inanimate Object - 8/6/2006 4:28:28 PM   
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Status: offline 		Simply put--some pastas want more of a commitment than pesto.

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RE: Dominance And The Inanimate Object - 8/6/2006 4:38:49 PM   
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Status: offline 		Yeah, like some nice artery clogging alfredo!

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RE: Dominance And The Inanimate Object - 8/6/2006 9:24:37 PM   
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Status: offline 		It is fairly obvious that you have suffered a great blow to the very core of your being. I think you might have Pasta Traumatic Stress Syndrome.

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RE: Dominance And The Inanimate Object - 8/7/2006 5:57:24 AM   
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I want to thank everyone for giving me ideas on starting my research into why pasta will not obey my Daddy. I find many good hypothesis on this thread so far, which I will definitely explore when I write this essay. I will report my findings on this thread.

Thanks again to all who have responded, and for those who will respond over the next few days. Know that your answers are leading to some cogent larger theory on why inanimate objects refuse to bow before our Domly people.

< Message edited by juliaoceania -- 8/7/2006 5:58:27 AM >

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RE: Dominance And The Inanimate Object - 8/7/2006 6:05:13 AM   
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RE: Dominance And The Inanimate Object - 8/7/2006 6:26:16 AM   
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Status: offline 		Just so your research will be able to cover all the options, I am going to look at this different. The reason this pasta failed to succumb to your Dom's Domlyness is, he came across the pasta, in each batch, that is the Pasta Dom/me. Without this Pasta Dom/me there would be pasta chaos. There would be pasta subs, jumping out of the pot and right onto the fire, or to the floor. This is why his task of making that piece of pasta succumb to his Domlyness, was so much work.

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RE: Dominance And The Inanimate Object - 8/7/2006 6:36:19 AM   
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RE: Dominance And The Inanimate Object - 8/7/2006 7:09:48 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: juliaoceania

fast reply,

I want to thank everyone for giving me ideas on starting my research into why pasta will not obey my Daddy. I find many good hypothesis on this thread so far, which I will definitely explore when I write this essay. I will report my findings on this thread.

Thanks again to all who have responded, and for those who will respond over the next few days. Know that your answers are leading to some cogent larger theory on why inanimate objects refuse to bow before our Domly people.


Perhaps there's something in the pasta's makeup that is causing it to disobey.  I'd start with the Italians. 

Maybe you should (read this in your best Marlon Brando) - 'make it an offer it can't refuse'.
Or try telling it - 'Don't ever go against the family'. 

< Message edited by joyinslavery -- 8/7/2006 7:13:39 AM >

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RE: Dominance And The Inanimate Object - 8/7/2006 7:24:09 PM   
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ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50

I say the pasta needs a good spanking. 


Who doesnt?



< Message edited by juliaoceania -- 8/7/2006 7:25:22 PM >

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RE: Dominance And The Inanimate Object - 8/7/2006 7:28:13 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: juliaoceania

quote:

ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50

I say the pasta needs a good spanking. 


Who doesnt?




A submissive works from sun to sun.

A Dominant's (read: life support system for a spanking hand) work is never done.

Sinergy

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RE: Dominance And The Inanimate Object - 8/7/2006 7:30:20 PM   
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< Message edited by cuddleheart50 -- 8/7/2006 7:31:05 PM >

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RE: Dominance And The Inanimate Object - 8/7/2006 7:54:21 PM   
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Status: offline 		I would suggest that perhaps the pasta was being a good submissive and obeying a larger principle.

It knew it's first responsibility was to your heath, and well-being, and acted this way in order to save you carbs and cholestrol. I hypothesize that the pasta knew you needed to eat less pasta and more salad.

In essence, you have actually succeeded in training the pasta to be an excellent thinking submissive.

Well done.

(Ego feel better now?)

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RE: Dominance And The Inanimate Object - 8/7/2006 8:18:11 PM   
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Status: offline 		Sounds like the tortellini was being bratty in an attempt to get attention. Personally, I don't relate well to those kind of pastas. I know some Doms love that kind of game-playing, but I'm not one of 'em. Rather than correct or punish, I'd show the little bratellini the door and seek a truly submissive manicotti or ravioli.

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RE: Dominance And The Inanimate Object - 8/7/2006 8:22:38 PM   
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Status: offline 		That reminds me of an old joke....... that I just made up.

What do you do to a sick manicotti?

Get it a manicure!

Remind me not to become a comedian.

Yours,


benji

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RE: Dominance And The Inanimate Object - 8/7/2006 9:02:11 PM   
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Status: offline 		Actually, when my staff don't do their jobs properly, I don't blame them, I blame me.  I would assume that D/s is the same.  If a sub/slave/noodle is not doing what it should perhaps the training methods, discipline, and previous incidents should be looked at.

What are its limits?

Were the expectations unrealistic?

Were the instructions given and followed up on in a timely manner?

At the end of the day, if pasta does not obey, it may be time to say goodbye.  There are plenty more fish in the sea, or noodles in a bag, or however you want to look at it.

Submission is a gift.

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