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MHOO314 -> No Mistress does NOT want... (8/17/2006 9:47:51 AM)

*To see a naked boy on webcam
*To have you masturbate on webcam for Me
*To have cyber sex
*you to come and lick My feet while being cucked
*to be dominated by a Male Dominant
*to have someone who is married
*a do-you
*to be part of a poly relationship
*to see naked  pictures of unknown body parts
* to see naked pictures of known body parts
*a Male Dom for Her love slave
*to hear about your favorite fantasies
 
 
Its been a long week of really bad emails----
 
Ladies? Care to join in?




Majik -> RE: No Mistress does NOT want... (8/17/2006 10:00:33 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MHOO314

*To see a naked boy on webcam
*To have you masturbate on webcam for Me
*To have cyber sex
*you to come and lick My feet while being cucked
*to be dominated by a Male Dominant
*to have someone who is married
*a do-you
*to be part of a poly relationship
*to see naked  pictures of unknown body parts
* to see naked pictures of known body parts
*a Male Dom for Her love slave
*to hear about your favorite fantasies
 
 
Its been a long week of really bad emails----
 
Ladies? Care to join in?


I think you nailed it quiet well MH00314.=]




Misstoyou -> RE: No Mistress does NOT want... (8/17/2006 10:05:58 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MHOO314

Its been a long week of really bad emails----



It seems to come in spurts, doesn't it? (If you excuse the expression [:D] )




Sylverdawn -> RE: No Mistress does NOT want... (8/17/2006 10:20:02 AM)

Im glad you have clarified for us what you dont want.. I appreciate the information.




GoddessDustyGold -> RE: No Mistress does NOT want... (8/17/2006 11:27:33 AM)

quote:

No Mistress does not want


*to receive your phone numbers and IM addresses.
 
*to receive one more email that asks if you may petition
 
*to receive one more email that asks for more information regarding what I seek in a slave

edited to add:
 
*to hear how oral you are




IndigoDadesi -> RE: No Mistress does NOT want... (8/17/2006 11:35:24 AM)

*one line emails from unknowns who dont introduce themselves
* to have to restate what is clearly stated on her profile
*to receive thinly veiled emails asking for wank material
*to receive not so veiled emails asking for wank material




porcelaine -> RE: No Mistress does NOT want... (8/17/2006 11:42:35 AM)

*laughs as I read*

I'm not a Mistress but the following is so common:

- To explain why you aren't a suitable candidate.
- To debate the above when you refuse to hear it the first time.
- To grab a hanky to dry her eyes from the laughter elicited when you profess to her what she's really missing.
- Read your diatribe which questions her dominance after you've been turned down.

porcelaine




LaTigresse -> RE: No Mistress does NOT want... (8/17/2006 11:56:23 AM)

I don't want you to tell me how passionate you are to serve me from
Australia
Germany
UK
Uganda
India
etc etc etc

To describe IN DETAIL[:'(][:'(][:'(] a scene where you wish me to use you as a toilet slave.
 "          "                 "                         "         "       "     "      "   "  anything.

A photo of you (a male of the species ) in a frilly french maids uniform.........followed by a photo of your penis in a CBT/chastity device. While ending the email........Respectfully....

send me an email that says "hello big ass!" Honestly, I do know the size of my ass, I do not need a 20yo boy with a frightening hairdo to determine wether it is small, medium, large, xlarge, hippoass.




yourMissTress -> RE: No Mistress does NOT want... (8/17/2006 1:10:44 PM)

MissTress does not want all of the above as well as:
 
  • To give you my IM information or phone number
  • To hear about your last Mistress and why she didn't deserve you.
  • To cuckold you while you travel through my city.
  • To meet you for a good beating while you travel through my city.
  • To hear about how I'm missing out on a good cock because my sub is female.
  • To use your female slave while you watch.
  • To help you break in your new dildo.

That's just this week...




HamiltonCoDomme -> RE: No Mistress does NOT want... (8/17/2006 1:22:55 PM)

OMG!  Hippoass, I love it. 




Lashra -> RE: No Mistress does NOT want... (8/17/2006 1:40:06 PM)

1. To tell me in DETAIL about your sessions with a Pro Domme.
2. Ask me what size dildos I have to go with my strap on and do I think they will fit?
3. Dare to say that my current sub isn't half the man that you are[:@]
4. Ask me what bra size I wear.
5. Ask me if I'd like to watch you flog your bits with a rubber flogger on webcam


Just a few that came to mind from past emails I've recieved.

~Lashra




MistressStchWich -> RE: No Mistress does NOT want... (8/17/2006 1:55:21 PM)

to receive an email telling me I am unsuitable and being asked, "How does it feel to be dumped by a slave?" when I have already told it several times I am not interested in a cyber realtionship and wishing it luck in its search.

btw, my response was: the same way it feels when any other vanilla guy tries to force his way on me pretending to be something he is not "dumps" me.

I didn't tell him; but...it is a relief.....thank you, thank you, thank you!




RosaB -> RE: No Mistress does NOT want... (8/17/2006 2:14:31 PM)

All of the above.




crouchingtigress -> RE: No Mistress does NOT want... (8/17/2006 3:34:17 PM)

to be told that you will do anything,  half the time you wont do most things. so shut up all ready.
 
oh and please stop whining that i dont believe you.




LordDarkPleasure -> RE: No Mistress does NOT want... (8/17/2006 3:38:27 PM)

umm... if you read the title, it says no mistress does NOT want... meaning that if no Mistress doesn't want you people typed, you actually all want that hehe :P




LaTigresse -> RE: No Mistress does NOT want... (8/17/2006 3:41:17 PM)

Okay, maybe it's 5:45 brain burn out but HUH?




MHOO314 -> RE: No Mistress does NOT want... (8/17/2006 4:06:03 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LordDarkPleasure

umm... if you read the title, it says no mistress does NOT want... meaning that if no Mistress doesn't want you people typed, you actually all want that hehe :P


Uhm its "No, Mistress does not want..."




MisPandora -> RE: No, Mistress does NOT want... (8/17/2006 4:35:58 PM)

Thank you thank you thank you!

-- to give you my phone number so you can talk to me because you're too effing lazy to write the requisite email.
-- for you to come and bring your married ass here to clean my house and do yardwork.  Do your wifes yardwork, troll!
-- you, the 20 year old when I clearly state that I have an age range of 30 to 45.
-- to make concessions to my desires because you have an itch.
-- you to send me the key to your chastity device.  Where the power in controlling the cock of a perfect stranger that I will never meet is, I will never know.  
-- to dominate your female submissive, thank you kindly Mr Creepy Dom Guy.
-- to receive your one line emails exclaiming how happy you are to be on the site.
-- for you to email me a random fantasy.
-- for you to detail out to me what you EXPECT as a no-limits slave.  I don't care!
-- to read the same impersonal trolling email three times in three months.  It was no the first time and deleted the second time.
-- for you to go to the trouble of changing your CollarMe name because I've blocked you three other places already!  Try someone else for a change!

I totally needed this today.




Arpig -> RE: No Mistress does NOT want... (8/17/2006 5:06:48 PM)

quote:

umm... if you read the title, it says no mistress does NOT want... meaning that if no Mistress doesn't want you people typed, you actually all want that hehe :P


Ummmm...I am going to guess you slept through most of your English classes there LDP [:)]




MissTlTTYMilk -> RE: No Mistress does NOT want... (8/17/2006 5:16:33 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LordDarkPleasure

umm... if you read the title, it says no mistress does NOT want... meaning that if no Mistress doesn't want you people typed, you actually all want that hehe :P


Are you referring to a double negative?




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