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StellaByStarlite -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/17/2007 7:21:03 AM)
heheh.. this thread reminds me of an incident where the Mister and I were getting the good goddamn, and just before I was nearing the finish line.. I yelled out "Ooooo, you nasty mother fuckehhhhhhh!!!!!!!" Needless to say, he busted out laughing and the whole "mood" was a little ruined, but in a good way, lol. Um, favorite swear words. Goddamn. Damn. Shit. And not just ordinary one syllable "shit", either. More like... " Sheeeeeit". I much prefer the term " whore" to "slut". and as far as derogatory terms for nasty females go.. I'll go ghetto and fling out "trick" or the old-school " heffa" I'll toss out "bitch" with wild abandon to males and females when the occasion warrants it. Guys get pretty pissed when you call them a bitch. =)

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/17/2007 7:31:10 AM)
it's great to hear Daddy call me - hey, you lil black bitch ...you're such a fucking slut with fat black ass - gawd what a turn on for me. if i want to swear around the UMs it's shiitake mushrooms for shit or fudge for fuck. oh i do love saying: she's such a bloody cow or yer a cocksucking wanker (or tosser, bastard)

MercTech -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/17/2007 8:15:24 AM)
I prefer more creative insults.... Best one I've heard lately was applied to a fellow at work.... "You drop your pants to count to eleven, don't ya?" Stefan

swtnsparkling -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/17/2007 8:19:34 AM)
quote: "You drop your pants to count to eleven, don't ya?" LOVE IT

lovetokissnylons -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/17/2007 10:10:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: xolarkinxo Yesterday my favorite was FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! Said in the parking lot after I realized my keys fell in the trunk of my car Right on ! Didn't think there WAS anything else possible to say when your keys fall into the trunk as you're closing it (or when your keys fall into a storm grate).

kittensmailbox -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/17/2007 10:12:55 AM)
sugar and spice

lighthearted -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/17/2007 10:20:58 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PassionateTulip Well my mom always used to use the string: "God Damn Mother Fucking Son Of A Bitch"....... So... I it always seems to come to mind in certain situations! Fuck, Fuck, Fuckity Fuck! PT OMG...I might be your mother!!!!

Lorgrom -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/17/2007 10:22:09 AM)
dammit and shit

Trumz -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/17/2007 10:28:45 AM)
Wench has to be one of my all time favourites otherwise its cunt, although the one i use the most is "fuck", but i dont just use it as a word, i use it for everything, i merge it with other words, or string together "fucks" into comprehensible sentences. i some day wish to be able to use wench and cunt, to the same degree i use fuck, because fuck is getting old now

moose -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/17/2007 10:40:16 AM)
If something has gone wrong for me, I use 'bollocks'. If it's gone even more wrong, it's 'bollocks and buggeration'. If something is really seriously nastily wrong (I work with computers so it's at least once a day for me) then it's 'great big fat hairy fucking bollocks to the lot of yas'. Other than that, I have a sweet mouth :)

Bearlee -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/17/2007 10:49:25 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Level "fucktard" is always good....."shitwad" or "shit-heel"...... I swear quite a bit, and don't believe there's anything wrong with it, except when you do it around those that are offended, then it becomes rude.[/quote] OMG...Level!!! I'm shocked...this is just so counter to who I think you are! LMAO, b

Bearlee -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/17/2007 10:59:52 AM)
I used to swear like a sailor and preferred creative expletives like "Fuck you in the butt!!" It was great to watch the expressions that appeared on men’s faces using THAT little phrase! Heh heh heh It’s no fun any more though; cuz butt-fucking is such an accepted activity (for both men and women) with the friends I hang with these days… Speaking of cursing… I’d like to share this website with y’all: http://www.silverraven.com/fy.htm WEG, b

LadyEllen -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/17/2007 11:34:33 AM)
Modesty ought to forbid me from comment or revelation. But fuck it. My favourites, without any doubt, are "cuntwad" (which I never heard anyone else use, and claim as my own invention), and "wanktard", implying difficulties in comprehension due to excessive masturbation. Close behind are "wankstain", "fuckstain" and less creatively "shithead". Its also fun to swear in other languages as so few know what it means. "Korva" is a good one (Czech). E

softness -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/17/2007 11:37:21 AM)
being a properly brought up, homely, middleclass girl, with an old fashioned English upbringing ... i have potty mouth, in the worst way - hey a girl cant fight her upbringing! my brother taught me to swear . and then my father taught me not to swear in front of my mother! oddly .. when Iam insulting someone .. or expressing my contempt ... I dont swear, I would find it much more insulting to be called a "mind numbing cretin" .. than a "fucking cunt" also because I have a posh english accent my swear words sounds odd ... eg ... "Fack Orff" instead of "Fuck off" "kant" instead of "cunt" .. am told it is even more shocking hearing posh people swear

lonlyrossInNeed -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/17/2007 12:25:58 PM)
i have to many to list LOL

Halley -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/17/2007 1:35:15 PM)
fuck stupid bitch

fairerthanshe -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/17/2007 1:36:57 PM)
cunt lickin' bitch

Hanable -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/17/2007 1:54:19 PM)
fuck is my fav curse word.. but i agree with softness, calling someone a mindless twit is much funner then jsut a fucking whore.. and it makes them think.. which makes them mad. its very fun. i learned to curse from my mom.. its funny when i curse around her cuz then she tells me to "not fucking cuss" i go to public school so i get to hear cuss words every day of my life.. college wont be much better im guessing. idk thou. i like a lot of cuzz words thou.. ill see if i can make a list of all of them. H >:)

DommeChains -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/17/2007 2:42:19 PM)
for the times I can freely express myself.....bloody hell or godfuckingdamnit more socially acceptable....greatkookamookas ( I have no idea if I stole this or made it up since I have used from childhood) or goodgodalmightyned. I have no idea why I came up with this one either lol.

softness -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/17/2007 2:46:39 PM)
anyone else like words that feel good in the speaking? eg BOLLOCKS!!! .. is very satisfying to say even though its quite tame

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