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soultoshare -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/17/2007 3:08:04 PM)
well, my curse words seem to fit the circumstances of whatever has gone tits up.....but that's a fave in it's own right. as far as a derogatory comment, there's the "H/She's as useless as tits on a boar hog.....". or "boys are dumb"....used to explain men.....(oh, behave.....i'm sure you men out there make the "woman driver" comments half a dozen times a day!) m

M1stressM1na -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/17/2007 3:12:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: moose If something has gone wrong for me, I use 'bollocks'. If it's gone even more wrong, it's 'bollocks and buggeration'. If something is really seriously nastily wrong (I work with computers so it's at least once a day for me) then it's 'great big fat hairy fucking bollocks to the lot of yas'. Other than that, I have a sweet mouth :) I agree mines bollocks too usually accompanied with a bollocking hell fire or a fer fooks sake >>>> once a yorkie girl always a yorkie girl

phoenixinchains -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/17/2007 4:03:25 PM)
i, too, don't object to "adult language" in the right setting. but when i find myself in certain company, my favourite substitute swear is fritz example being "they really fritzed that job," it's a good word when you've started to say fuck but can't follow through without getting that certain look... i heard somewhere that the word fritz once meant "bastard" and would be used as a name to still claim that a man did father a child, but wasn't gonna give him the family name as said child was illigitamate, talk about humiliation. something like; Bob Fritz John, in stead of; Bob Johnson. i don't remember too much, i just like the word : ) edited for the spelling mistakes that i found...

kyraofMists -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/17/2007 4:14:00 PM)
Fuck has become my favorite word, especially when he is hurting me. I think it is because I get the response, "Yes, we will do that later." eg Knight's kyra

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/17/2007 4:26:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: stella40 What are your favourite foul words? Or any insults you use or come across such as 'he's so anal you'd never get the butt plug back'? Have you come across any other priceless gems? If you're a Dominant do you ever use swear words to verbally humiliate a submissive? Does swearing make you laugh, turn you on, disgust you, or doesn't it bother you? My favorite swear words are.. Cunt That was a Class A Clusterfuck Fucktard and lately Ah, Fuckarooni (that one makes me giggle though) Favorite insult he's so tight he could swallow a nickel and shit you 5 pennies for change. Often use swear words for humiliation. Favorite being... Cum guzzling cocksucking little bitch Swearing doesn't bother me much...there is a time and a place for it. Such as this weekend when I was slicing lemons and nicked my thumb. I think the word Fuck in ever possible form came out of my mouth.

beargonewild -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/17/2007 4:45:18 PM)
Under the right circumstances, swearing is quite effective and helps vent off a flash of anger LOL Though used too much I do find it is a turn off when hearing others swear too much and also with myself! Yet my personal favorite phrase, which I only use when I am quite ticked off is "goddamn fuc*in son of a bitch" lol That usually gets the other person's attention and alerts them to my bad temper [:D]

cjenny -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/17/2007 5:25:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: stella40 What are your favourite foul words? Or any insults you use or come across such as 'he's so anal you'd never get the butt plug back'? Have you come across any other priceless gems? If you're a Dominant do you ever use swear words to verbally humiliate a submissive? Does swearing make you laugh, turn you on, disgust you, or doesn't it bother you? I grew up not even being allowed to say 'shut up', swearing is pretty much alien to me & I don't really like it. I only read page 1 of this lol. If I have to insult someone I'd much rather use a certain tone of voice with cutting words of the non-swearing variety: 'You are a small minded, pathetic little person & I have nothing but pity for you' Or something like that. But.. if I stub my toe or something out flies 'Fuck a duck in the rain upside down!!'. I have no idea why a duck is involved...

minnetar -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/17/2007 5:26:12 PM)
i love using graphic words during play. Other than that i have been trying to switch up on using words by saying fugg that instead of fuck. i also met a guy who would say bump that which i found amusing. minnetar

robertolapiedra -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/17/2007 6:20:15 PM)
Hello stella40. I for one never use foul language in M/s . I know about shit, piss, cunt, fuck, ass, etc. but I tend to go 'upstairs' like: shit for brains, airhead and foul mouth. All the qualities one would look for in a disciplined self respecting submissive, right? RL.

boundkitty -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/17/2007 6:42:47 PM)
as I am trying had to break my swearing habit, my current favs. are fustercluck, frickin', freakin' and cheese When I am in full swear mode, it's goddamn, shit, fucking, son of a bitch, butt munch, butt head, asshole If I am on the recieving end from a Dom., then bitch, slut and whore are my favs. boundkitty

bliss1 -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/17/2007 10:22:03 PM)
My favorite is a phrase I have to credit George Kennedy for - from the movie Thunderbolt and Lightfoot. (A very old Client Eastwood film) Fuck A Duck. Personally I have no objection to swearing unless you are in the company of children.

Suzykeu -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/17/2007 10:30:52 PM)
Shazbot! Futher Mucker! Mistress doesn't like me actually swearing.

asubmissiveheart -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/18/2007 4:36:18 AM)
asshole is my favorite

Level -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/18/2007 5:34:39 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Bearlee quote: ORIGINAL: Level "fucktard" is always good....."shitwad" or "shit-heel"...... I swear quite a bit, and don't believe there's anything wrong with it, except when you do it around those that are offended, then it becomes rude.[/quote] OMG...Level!!! I'm shocked...this is just so counter to who I think you are! LMAO, b LOL bearlee..... I know, I've been surprising people in that way for years...... "oh, he seemed so polite!" [8\|]

thornhappy -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/18/2007 3:48:46 PM)
Much to my mother's dismay, you'd think I was a Navy Vet. However, I generally reserve swearing and cursing for machinery. Computers, test equipment, cars, tools, they get the worst. I had to tone down the language when I had a parrot, she'd pick up anything. I've noticed a few good substitutions at work lately: "goat rope" = clusterfuck, and "HAIL no!" for "shit, no!". And these from guys who fart a lot. A particularly nasty swear I drummed up was "misbegotten, six-fathered son of a whore's left tit." Strong men shuddered when they heard it. Bonus points to whomever figures out where I got the last phrase. thornhappy

maybemaybenot -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/18/2007 4:00:20 PM)
Favorite insult... Did you wake up and have a bowl of stupid for breakfast ? Favorite swear ? I guess it's not really a swear, but JackAss, I love that word ! mbmbn

tatangel -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/18/2007 4:12:37 PM)
My current favorite swear word is asshat, don't ask me why. Favorite insulting phrase hmmm....probably ''You are so ugly you look like a modern art masterpiece'' Who knows where that one came from?

MarkC -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/18/2007 4:21:04 PM)
FUBAR (Fucked Up Beyond All Reconision) from Bruce Willis I cuss pretty good, I agree about the not cussing around children or parrots. (both repeat you at the worst times:) As far as insults go, I enjoy a good smack talk insult match. Here are some gems I've heard or used. Does your mother know the abortion failed? I'd piss on you if you were on fire, but not to put the fire out. The village called they want their idiot back. Your mudflap ugly. They have to tie a mudflap to your ass to keep the dog from fucking you. Your mother should have shaved your ass and taught you to walk on your hands. When you were young they had to tie a steak around your neck to get the dog to play with you. I'm glad stupid isn't contagious, because your infected. The best part of you slid down the crack of your mothers ass. Your like peanut butter, you spread easy Your like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn And my fav personal insult was from a guy I worked with to a woman who kept making jokes about him having a small penis. Honey even if 747 looks small in the grand canyon. (I laughed till it HURT, she turned BEET red, funny as hell)

Hanable -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/18/2007 7:37:58 PM)
fuck is all i can say right now.. that and stupid whore (my mother) god i hate that woman.. shes the cause of almost all my fucking problems.. always has.. H >:)

michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: Favorite swear words (5/18/2007 7:49:12 PM)
quote: Favorite swear words well, first thing, i prefer the term "cuss" over swear...alot of people swear...you swear an oath, you swear to tell the truth and you can even swear to "God" now, as for my favorite "cuss" word...it's "Damn"

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