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gypsyfirefly -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/19/2007 1:18:46 AM)

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ORIGINAL: cjenny

But.. if I stub my toe or something out flies 'Fuck a duck in the rain upside down!!'. I have no idea why a duck is involved...


I usually mutter well "Well fuck a duck!" (and I have to echo jenny - I have no idea why a duck lol) or "Fuck me hard!" 
Swearing doesn't generally offend me, unless it is done with the intent of knowingly being offensive - meaning knowing it is inappropriate to do so around children, or a specifc time or place, etc.  I do try not to swear for the most part, but sometimes, even if it is less than attractive, it just pops out. [image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m18.gif[/image]

One lesson my sister learned quickly about swearing ...

She was having a particularly bad day and stopped by with her kids - 10 year old step daughter and 4 yr old nephew.  I told her I would take the kids out for ice cream and to the park so she could have some down time.  While out, a car abruptly pulled out in front of us, I said "idjit", and from the backseat my 4yr old nephew said, "No Aunt Mimi, honk the horn, say you asshole!"  My sister had a wee bit of a difficult time explaining that one away. [image]http://www.collarchat.com/upfiles/smiley/biggrin.gif[/image]







SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/19/2007 2:14:01 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: gypsyfirefly

quote:

ORIGINAL: cjenny

But.. if I stub my toe or something out flies 'Fuck a duck in the rain upside down!!'. I have no idea why a duck is involved...


I usually mutter well "Well fuck a duck!" (and I have to echo jenny - I have no idea why a duck lol) or "Fuck me hard!" 
Swearing doesn't generally offend me, unless it is done with the intent of knowingly being offensive - meaning knowing it is inappropriate to do so around children, or a specifc time or place, etc.  I do try not to swear for the most part, but sometimes, even if it is less than attractive, it just pops out. [image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m18.gif[/image]

One lesson my sister learned quickly about swearing ...

She was having a particularly bad day and stopped by with her kids - 10 year old step daughter and 4 yr old nephew.  I told her I would take the kids out for ice cream and to the park so she could have some down time.  While out, a car abruptly pulled out in front of us, I said "idjit", and from the backseat my 4yr old nephew said, "No Aunt Mimi, honk the horn, say you asshole!"  My sister had a wee bit of a difficult time explaining that one away. [sm=biggrin.gif]


this made me laugh out loud. It also reminded me of a story when my um was all of 2 years old. We set out on a long car trip and an hour in my Mother makes a comment about the "shitty rain" ruining our trip. My son, from the back seat starts chanting "shitty rain, shitty rain, shitty rain" in time with the wipers for the next 2 hours.

Gotta love them.




soultoshare -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/19/2007 9:19:04 AM)

i also have been known to use "well, fuck me running".......




HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/19/2007 9:22:11 AM)

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ORIGINAL: soultoshare

i also have been known to use "well, fuck me running".......


*grinz*

I been caught saying    "fuck me to tears"......which was answered with "OK" [&:]




DiurnalVampire -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/19/2007 9:24:39 AM)

Go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut. Not sure where that came from, but my friend Steve used to say it ALL the time.

Also Gai Cocken Afen N'yam (its yiddish)
It means go take a shit over the ocean. And, being in another language and said with the right intonations, I have been THANKED for it.  Anytime :)

DV




fairerthanshe -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/19/2007 9:26:28 AM)

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ORIGINAL: soultoshare

i also have been known to use "well, fuck me running".......


Yes, I have used this one as well.  A friend of mine was fond of saying "Two tears in a bucket - mother fuck it!"  I always liked that one.




softness -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/19/2007 9:47:50 AM)

"Fuck that for a game of soliders" ... no idea where i heard this first ... but i like it a lot




mypath2lvgD -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/19/2007 10:00:48 AM)

I would say that in the heat of the moment such as something has gone wrong my favorite is "hells bells"--something my step-mom always said.  I have heard one that gives me a chuckle when I think of it "fuck me running".  I tend to clean up my talk mostly for work and my kids, I say oh poop alot.  But I have worked in a factory before and could swear just as well as the rest of them. 

I love it when Daddy uses swear words though, the dirty talk is just the icing on the cake for a good scene.









LadyPact -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/19/2007 10:11:35 AM)

When someone is really annoying Me, the phrase "hopeless, helpless fuckstick" is always My favortie.  It gives Me a laugh using it and usually brings enough levity to relieve My stress.




Hanable -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/19/2007 1:27:16 PM)

its not a curse word.. but i was reading in a book and some guy said "christ on a bicycle!" i jsut thought it was interesting way for cussing.

H >:)




CK1 -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/19/2007 1:55:57 PM)

Current fav is Assclown.




HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/19/2007 4:19:54 PM)

I curse in two language  german and english...............




Hanable -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/19/2007 7:16:52 PM)

my french teacher wont teach us how to cuss in french.. but she lets us look it up... idk if i say them correctly thou.. she wont tell me if im right or wrong. i dont think she wants to say them.

H >:)




cuddleheart50 -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/19/2007 7:26:34 PM)

"MotherFucker"  comes out of my mouth more than it should. [8|]




davidsbitch -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/20/2007 10:55:15 AM)

My favorite term has to be dickhead but it is intended as a term of endearment.




MistressDoMe -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/20/2007 12:05:11 PM)

Bitch, is my all time favorite




fadedlace -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/20/2007 12:19:58 PM)

I only swear when I'm extremely upset, and since I wasn't allowed to use it for over 18 years in my first M/s relationship, "fuck" has to be the most stress-relieving.  Just a simple fuck, with feeling.  LOL




Hanable -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/20/2007 5:26:43 PM)

i agree with fadedlace.. a good "fuck" with lots of feeling is a great stress reliever. and it makes ppl look at u funny. [:D][:D]

H >:)




Indemnis -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/20/2007 5:30:05 PM)

Well.. I dunno if it counts really, but "Smeg!" is my favorite.  I don't really swear... but I love "smeg!"  And, "Aw, smeggin' 'ell"  and "Oh, for smeg's sake!"  ^_^




RythymMan -> RE: Favourite swear words (5/21/2007 11:14:08 AM)

Great Googly Mooglies this is one fuggly thread,
but my fave swear word is Shyzer,
and fave swear phrase is Fuck Me Raw.













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